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    When a weird, cheap customer pokes your stomach-of all places http://i.imgur.com/5sQNcZL.gifv
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    when you're sick of all your dancer outfits



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    when girls are fingering themselves/acting nasty on stage for a few dollars!


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    when the manager calls and asks you to come in Monday night because there aren't any girls,


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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    I like these! Only thing is, regulars don't belong to anyone. A guy's alone? Approach him. I'm not keeping tabs on other girls' "regulars" lol

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    When noob dancers with no game try to give ME advice


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    What I wish I could do when they try to touch after I've already said no.

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    "But WHY can't I have your number?! Why can't I meet you after your shift? Why won't you let me touch you like Cinnamon will? Why can't you give me a discount?"

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    What men turn into when they whine/ complain/ cry over being told "NO" when they try to play/pinch/squeeze/bite your nipples...

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    In other words, they turn into whiny, entitled, selfish man-babies.

    [Selina M, this was 100% inspired by you (what you wrote in My Last Shift.)]

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    When it's been dead and you see a new customer come in who is exactly your "type"

    http://i.giflike.com/LWiq0jk.gif
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    When customers be like "Hey I'm back!! I came to see you Saturday you weren't here, lol, I brought more cash with me this time"



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    When a customer tries to order a drink from you, tries to get you to go get the bartender/waitress for them or asks you to change the tv channel (??!)


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    When a customer asks me how much a drink costs


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    ^ Or my least favorite, when they ask you to go get another dancer for them!


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    You're peeing and you hear your name announced for the beginning of your stage set.



    Customer tells you, "Sorry, I can't do lapdances, I'm married," and proceeds to try to grope your butt while stuffing one single dollar in your thong.

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    Moving on to bigger and better customers after getting rejected by some jerk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaninchen View Post


    You're peeing and you hear your name announced for the beginning of your stage set.

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    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When customers ask you why they should go with you for a dance



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    When customers are convinced you're kind of a big deal and you go for a dance/VIP


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    After a dance that ended in a fight because the customer did not respect your boundaries



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    Your reaction to 99% of things written about strippers by people who are not strippers.


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    Time for some Showgirls gifs!



    New girl stage moves




    When a customer gets too grabby but you didn't get paid upfront and you can't walk away!




    What customers think we do in the dressing room.




    When no one is tipping even though you are hot, amazing, and naked -- for free, UGH!

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    ^ Yeah, that last one is me
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    That first one... Ew...
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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