When a weird, cheap customer pokes your stomach-of all places http://i.imgur.com/5sQNcZL.gifv





When a weird, cheap customer pokes your stomach-of all places http://i.imgur.com/5sQNcZL.gifv
when you're sick of all your dancer outfits
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when girls are fingering themselves/acting nasty on stage for a few dollars!
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when the manager calls and asks you to come in Monday night because there aren't any girls,
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^ so very true.....http://memecrunch.com/meme/5MKGM/wha....gif?w=500&c=1


I like these! Only thing is, regulars don't belong to anyone. A guy's alone? Approach him. I'm not keeping tabs on other girls' "regulars" lol
When noob dancers with no game try to give ME advice
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What I wish I could do when they try to touch after I've already said no.
"But WHY can't I have your number?! Why can't I meet you after your shift? Why won't you let me touch you like Cinnamon will? Why can't you give me a discount?"





What men turn into when they whine/ complain/ cry over being told "NO" when they try to play/pinch/squeeze/bite your nipples...
In other words, they turn into whiny, entitled, selfish man-babies.
[Selina M, this was 100% inspired by you (what you wrote in My Last Shift.)]





When it's been dead and you see a new customer come in who is exactly your "type"
http://i.giflike.com/LWiq0jk.gif
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
When customers be like "Hey I'm back!! I came to see you Saturday you weren't here, lol, I brought more cash with me this time"
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When a customer tries to order a drink from you, tries to get you to go get the bartender/waitress for them or asks you to change the tv channel (??!)
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When a customer asks me how much a drink costs
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^ Or my least favorite, when they ask you to go get another dancer for them!
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You're peeing and you hear your name announced for the beginning of your stage set.
Customer tells you, "Sorry, I can't do lapdances, I'm married," and proceeds to try to grope your butt while stuffing one single dollar in your thong.
Moving on to bigger and better customers after getting rejected by some jerk!
When customers ask you why they should go with you for a dance
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When customers are convinced you're kind of a big deal and you go for a dance/VIP
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After a dance that ended in a fight because the customer did not respect your boundaries
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Your reaction to 99% of things written about strippers by people who are not strippers.
Time for some Showgirls gifs!![]()
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New girl stage moves
When a customer gets too grabby but you didn't get paid upfront and you can't walk away!
What customers think we do in the dressing room.
When no one is tipping even though you are hot, amazing, and naked -- for free, UGH!




That first one... Ew...
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.
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