When thinking about something that made you mad at work....but then you remember how much money you make most nights.
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When thinking about something that made you mad at work....but then you remember how much money you make most nights.
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What managers think you're doing on your night off when they ask you to come in
What you're really doing
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A customer trying to make conversation when he's blinded by your hotness
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When you get a guy back for an hour VIP but his card gets declined
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwF88OeHQ38
^...when paying taxes.
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese



Can I meet you after work BB?
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Going back to the club when you're still completely burned out
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Walk up in the club and be like, "I GOT THIS SHIT."
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Ending a dance after a customer repeatedly & forcefully tries to shove his hand down your thong/pull your ass cheeks apart/lick you
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"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."




Forcing yourself to laugh at moments of totally original comedic genius like, "Why don't you pay ME to dance for YOU?"
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In Honor of January, which is Slow Season:
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When you're the top earner on a shitty, shitty night:
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This isn't a gif, but i absolutely love this scene from Magic Mike lol
Backstreet Boys forever!
^^ This is legit one of my all-time favorite movie scenes.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.




When another girl tries to approach your tipping stage-side customers, and you have to unleash your superior boobs in a show of dominance.
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It's not how much you earn, it's how much you save!





Hearing strippers call other strippers "slut", "whore", etc.
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When that customer that you thought was "yours" (no such thing) buys a bottle and a room for a bitch that is no where near as cute as you and you care for half a second but then remember that you're better than that.
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"I'm trying to get Boston George and Diego money/And stack it all up like Lego money....."



"Can I meet you outside the club?"
"I want to take you out to dinner."
"I don't get dances but I'll pay you to fuck me"
"Give me a BJ in VIP?"





Couple of Hank Hill gems...
When you approach those rude, defensive guys:
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The "My friend and I are just catching up":
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"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
I love this! I will try to contribute with something, this gifs are awesome!
Wowww, the GIFS are really awesome! I love this type of humor![]()










^ I have that one saved on my phone, it's my favorite![]()
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."




Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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