Page 5 of 20 FirstFirst ... 3456715 ... LastLast
Results 101 to 125 of 481

Thread: Stripper humor/GIFS

  1. #101
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When I'm a veteran dancer years down the road...
    anigif_enhanced-buzz-32674-1382636692-4.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:23 PM.

  2. The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  3. #102
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    What my own crazy-self wants to say to other schizophrenic/bipolar dancers...
    anigif_enhanced-buzz-4966-1382635906-42.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:23 PM.

  4. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  5. #103
    Banned Aniela's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2009
    Location
    KW
    Posts
    3,291
    Thanks
    6,920
    Thanked 5,854 Times in 2,242 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletKitten View Post
    When I'm a veteran dancer years down the road...
    anigif_enhanced-buzz-32674-1382636692-4.gif
    What's this one from? She looks like a very well-aged Sarah Michelle Gellar

  6. #104
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    How it feels in the club when the DJ goes crazy with the trippy laser lights, fog, and black lights while playing dubstep, and you're drunk as fuck and beginning to feel like you're on shrooms or lsd...
    tumblr_ltr1dj3HAc1qgyl2to1_500.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:24 PM.

  7. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  8. #105
    Banned Aniela's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2009
    Location
    KW
    Posts
    3,291
    Thanks
    6,920
    Thanked 5,854 Times in 2,242 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    My answer to the bitch asking to borrow mouthwash after giving a BJ in VIP:

    WHORE.gif
    Last edited by Aniela; 06-07-2014 at 11:02 PM. Reason: The Sweet Tutelage of ScarletKitten

  9. #106
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Quote Originally Posted by Aniela View Post
    What's this one from? She looks like a very well-aged Sarah Michelle Gellar
    It's Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City the movie (the 1st one) - she's gorgeous & hilarious, I love her!
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:26 PM.

  10. #107
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    What I sometimes want to do to the hotness I see in the dressing room...
    2i0gh.gif
    (taken from another thread; I've forgotten which one it is from)
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:26 PM.

  11. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  12. #108
    Senior Member MISS_TENAY's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2013
    Posts
    150
    Thanks
    66
    Thanked 64 Times in 40 Posts
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    lol too funny
    Quote Originally Posted by pink_bunny View Post
    So I about died LOLing at the camgirl humor thread so I thought it would be great if strippers here had our own humor thread where you can post various GIFS about your day at work. ... and hopefully I can find an easy way to post the gif in my thread here.


    How I feel when I make an easy 3/100 or champagne room instantly without having a guy ask me out on a date or a million random questions about my real job.
    Attachment 37213

  13. #109
    Veteran Member DorienG's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Valley of the Dolls
    Posts
    375
    Thanks
    774
    Thanked 435 Times in 191 Posts
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Quote Originally Posted by cairalis View Post
    I had a whole little blog like this...I am not updating anymore but it's still there...
    http://stripperlol.tumblr.com/
    I know, I've followed your awesome blog. I also recognized some of these gifs were taken from your blog (Homer Simpson & the bush:-)

  14. #110
    Member Plutoniangirl's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2014
    Location
    Uranus
    Posts
    58
    Thanks
    108
    Thanked 53 Times in 24 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Quote Originally Posted by pink_bunny View Post
    Attachment 37327 the reason why im sometimes(usually) late for work.....
    OMFG SO TRUE!!! My puppy looks like this too )))

  15. #111
    Member Plutoniangirl's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2014
    Location
    Uranus
    Posts
    58
    Thanks
    108
    Thanked 53 Times in 24 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    FANCYYYYYSSS.gif

    When the VIP host tells me a customer is already in the champagne room waiting for me

  16. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Plutoniangirl For This Useful Post:


  17. #112
    Veteran Member DorienG's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Valley of the Dolls
    Posts
    375
    Thanks
    774
    Thanked 435 Times in 191 Posts
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Quote Originally Posted by yinyang View Post
    "Do you have a boyfriend?"
    "Can I have your number?"
    "Can I suck on those?"
    "Let me lick it."
    "Let me touch it."
    "Just a little."
    "Come here!"
    "Come on!"
    "Kiss me!"
    "No one will see!"

    Attachment 37456
    Yesssss!! This! (Plus Keanu was at his most attractive in the Matrix)

  18. #113
    Veteran Member DorienG's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Valley of the Dolls
    Posts
    375
    Thanks
    774
    Thanked 435 Times in 191 Posts
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    When a custy asks "How much to take you home for the night?"

    This one has me falling out of my seat!!

  19. #114
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Customers' reactions when they see a dancer onstage fingering herself...
    jwdrp.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:27 PM.

  20. The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  21. #115
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    My reaction to the girl fingering herself on stage...
    wfwtf.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:28 PM.


  22. #116
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When a customer "accidentally" cums in his pants during a lap dance...
    o.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:28 PM.

  23. The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  24. #117
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Holy shit, I find these are getting more and more disgusting the more I post in this thread. I think I need to stop, lol. Someone stop me please...
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:29 PM.

  25. #118
    Featured Member kaninchen's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    1,659
    Thanks
    930
    Thanked 5,550 Times in 1,321 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When you find a mysterious wet spot in the VIP.



  26. #119
    Veteran Member domina's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2014
    Location
    EST, USA
    Posts
    254
    Thanks
    375
    Thanked 538 Times in 165 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Checking Stripperweb in public:

    post-31185-Not-really-cheating-on-test-gi-TstD.gif


  27. #120
    Featured Member wednesday86's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    1,911
    Thanks
    2,498
    Thanked 6,402 Times in 1,573 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When guys are your tip rail are like "Put your tits in my face for $1!" "Sit on my face for $1!" "Get this $1 out of my crotch for $1!" "Let me finger you on stage for $1!"

    STFU.gif


  28. #121
    Featured Member wednesday86's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    1,911
    Thanks
    2,498
    Thanked 6,402 Times in 1,573 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When you approach a custie and he says "no thanks" or waves you off before you even say "hello."

    sandra-bullock-wtf.gif

  29. The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to wednesday86 For This Useful Post:


  30. #122
    Featured Member wednesday86's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    1,911
    Thanks
    2,498
    Thanked 6,402 Times in 1,573 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When you have to be the last girl on stage when the club closes and you just want to get dressed and go home..

    brtstrp.gif


  31. #123
    Banned Melonie's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2002
    Location
    way south of the border
    Posts
    25,932
    Thanks
    612
    Thanked 10,563 Times in 4,646 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    My Mood
    Cynical

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Needed for the next club bachelor party ....



  32. #124
    Featured Member wednesday86's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    1,911
    Thanks
    2,498
    Thanked 6,402 Times in 1,573 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    ^Bahaha Melonie! Awesome

  33. #125
    Featured Member wednesday86's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    1,911
    Thanks
    2,498
    Thanked 6,402 Times in 1,573 Posts

    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When a sweet customer doesn't get dances but gives you a big tip "just for being pretty"
    funny-gif-cookie-monster.gif

  34. The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to wednesday86 For This Useful Post:


Page 5 of 20 FirstFirst ... 3456715 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. The GIFs Thread!
    By HaydenBlue in forum Picture Post
    Replies: 484
    Last Post: 07-14-2016, 07:14 PM
  2. Replies: 10
    Last Post: 03-05-2014, 01:05 PM
  3. Gifs for Tumbr help please
    By LilRedRidinGood in forum Camming Connection
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 11-24-2012, 09:37 AM
  4. Animated GIFs
    By short skirts in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 11-15-2008, 11:45 PM
  5. Stripper humor...
    By Gynger in forum Customer Conversation
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 08-04-2004, 04:23 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •