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    "What's your name?" "Is that your real name?" "How long have you worked here?" "Where are you from?" "What nationality are you?" "Where do you live?" "What other clubs have you danced at?" "Do you have kids?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Do you have another job?" "Do you do drugs?" "When are you going on stage?" "How old are you?"



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    When custies try to kiss you during LD



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    When custies ask if they can have your number



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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickdreams View Post
    I cant afford a lapdance, that costs to much, free?....Attachment 39585

    I'd rather take you for coffee, Can I have your phone number...Attachment 39586

    PMS at work...Attachment 39587

    Get him to the room and he refuses to pay....Attachment 39588

    Tries to save me/You're better than this/What are you doing in here... Attachment 39590

    Interrupts my greeting with "I don't want a dance"... Attachment 39591

    Dancer talking about other dancer...Attachment 39592
    American Psycho and Helena from Fight Club?? YEESSSSS!! Brilliant.

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    AWESOME!!! I love American psycho.... im so glad I made this thread haha

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    To the annoying customer who follows you around the club interrupting while you're talking to other guys.....ALtbSqT.gif
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.





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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Walking onto the floor when Im on my game....tumblr_inline_mkngtlY3I51qz4rgp.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Bath Show in winter...tumblr_mr2bmoIoyl1su8qv2o10_500.gif
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Walking out after a good night tumblr_m6quggYtS61rq7sx9o2_400.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    The top 40 on weekend shift...http://media.tumblr.com/9539c564fed5...UQc1qcy7qi.gif


    When I'm not fast enough to fend off custie in room...http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv...9zy1o1_500.gif

    Grabs my pussy...http://i.imgur.com/Kh18HKb.gif

    That sexy outfit thats so hard to get into/out of ...http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls...pg90o1_500.gif
    Last edited by Flickdreams; 11-11-2014 at 06:14 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    New girl tries to take veteran's $$$ regular https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l...ga5ro1_500.gif

    Cutting short a dirty customers dance... http://i.imgur.com/YoH0A.gif

    "I don't need to pay for dances, I have a hot girlfriend at home"...http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Jvk82lWj9...le+of+shit.gif

    More extras girl problems...http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...7786858789.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    When a customer tells you he's in love with you...

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    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    Me: "Let's go for a dance now, babe!"

    Him: "Only if I get half off. I'm a bargainer, baby. I never buy dances full-price."

    Me:

    campbell no way.gif
    Last edited by ScarletKitten; 11-26-2014 at 10:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletKitten View Post
    Me: "Let's go for a dance now, babe!"

    Him: "Only if I get half off. I'm a bargainer, baby. I never buy dances full-price."

    Me:

    campbell no way.gif
    bahahaaha! I literally do that exact same hand motion when they try to bargain with me! Awesome

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    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When a big group of 21 year olds walk in...with their girlfriends




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    How I've spent the last 3 days, recovering from burn out


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    When drunk guys try to hug you when you walk by,




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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    When a big group of 21 year olds walk in...with their girlfriends


    OMG THIS!!!!
    I worked in a juice bar full nude club... the permitted age of entry is/was 18...


    .....so, so many 18 year olds and their 18 year old girlfriends!



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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    10424276_10203314706854005_8505243663471528250_n.jpg

    When I hear girls talking shit in the dressing room...
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."


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    ^^^^^^^^^ If you have time to hate, you're pretty much announcing how little money you are making.

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    Right?
    Most of the girls doing that shit are the ones who sit at the bar ALL day; I never see them give a $10 floor dance, they basically walk in a circle on stage and make $1-2 in tips, and I will see them sell 1, maybe 2 VIP $20 dance wristbands. Then they sit in the back and call the girls who hustle their ass off "trampy".
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    When you say "hi" to a customer and the first thing he says is "I'm not buying dances."



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    When I get home after a Crazy shift and jump on SW!




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