I know we have a thread for embarrasing stripclub moments but do we have one for everyday life ones?
I was taking to some friends recently about how some people's lives would make good sitcom material and I somehow had the most stories on stupid moments in my life..
One was only the other day. I was meeting my friend in a bar/restaurant and it was dark....I decided to be healthy and walk there instead of driving but I had misjudged how dark it was..and I had to get there along the deserted riverside so I panicked a bit and ran there. When I got there I saw her sitting down and went to get myself a drink from the bar.....As I ordered my drink I also took off my jacket and discovered far too late that my left boob had fallen out of my top as a result of my 'run' and was now exposed to the very young man who was serving my drink. His eyes popped out of his head as he said '£2.90 please' in a stuttery voice an I just popped my boob back into my top and scuttled off after chucking my change at him. I still go into the same bar on occasion and cannot look him in the eye. No idea who else saw!
Another one was a few years ago when a friend of mine came to visit from Australia. I hadn't seen him since school and he was visiting his home town but was staying with me a couple of nights as well. I'm not the most house proud person and he was in the team of a cruise ship so I imagine was used to luxury-queue me running about at the last minute tidying up, fixing things and making the place look nice for him.
Anyway on the first night we went out for a drink, came back and went to sleep. I woke in the night thinking there was a storm, could hear loads of what sounded like thunder crashing and heavy rain, was half asleep didn't think anything of it.
The following morning I got up and went to the kitchen to make coffee and tripped over a HUGE pile of rubble. Yes the kitchen ceiling had fallen down in the night, and there was plaster, brickwork, shit EVERYWHERE you couldn't see the floor. My 'posh' friend was already up and was treading about in it carefully trying to find a shovel and brush to clear it up and (very luckily for me!) saw the funny side. I was mortified, and still have no idea why the ceiling fell in, or why it had to do it on THAT night when I had visitors!
Anyone else have any?![]()




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