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    I know we have a thread for embarrasing stripclub moments but do we have one for everyday life ones?

    I was taking to some friends recently about how some people's lives would make good sitcom material and I somehow had the most stories on stupid moments in my life..

    One was only the other day. I was meeting my friend in a bar/restaurant and it was dark....I decided to be healthy and walk there instead of driving but I had misjudged how dark it was..and I had to get there along the deserted riverside so I panicked a bit and ran there. When I got there I saw her sitting down and went to get myself a drink from the bar.....As I ordered my drink I also took off my jacket and discovered far too late that my left boob had fallen out of my top as a result of my 'run' and was now exposed to the very young man who was serving my drink. His eyes popped out of his head as he said '£2.90 please' in a stuttery voice an I just popped my boob back into my top and scuttled off after chucking my change at him. I still go into the same bar on occasion and cannot look him in the eye. No idea who else saw!

    Another one was a few years ago when a friend of mine came to visit from Australia. I hadn't seen him since school and he was visiting his home town but was staying with me a couple of nights as well. I'm not the most house proud person and he was in the team of a cruise ship so I imagine was used to luxury-queue me running about at the last minute tidying up, fixing things and making the place look nice for him.

    Anyway on the first night we went out for a drink, came back and went to sleep. I woke in the night thinking there was a storm, could hear loads of what sounded like thunder crashing and heavy rain, was half asleep didn't think anything of it.

    The following morning I got up and went to the kitchen to make coffee and tripped over a HUGE pile of rubble. Yes the kitchen ceiling had fallen down in the night, and there was plaster, brickwork, shit EVERYWHERE you couldn't see the floor. My 'posh' friend was already up and was treading about in it carefully trying to find a shovel and brush to clear it up and (very luckily for me!) saw the funny side. I was mortified, and still have no idea why the ceiling fell in, or why it had to do it on THAT night when I had visitors!

    Anyone else have any?
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    That is hilarious Sugarmouse :-D

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    A couple years ago I was walking around wal Mart in a mini skirt. Everyone kept pointing and laughing and I thought they were just jealous or whatever lol. The skirt has two layers, one regular black skirt and one over top that with a bunch of holes in it to make it look torn up or whatever. Well, you can guess what happened. Regular skirt part tucked up in my underwear and only the sheer, holes part was down. These were big holes, too.

    So yep, every wal mart customer got a bunch of little peeks of my butt. I ran to the bathroom, fixed it and ran out.


    My cousin and his friends had me and my friends over to go night swimming once. My bikini had a bandana-like top and it must not have been too snug cause when my cousin pushed me into the pool I came up and it was all the way up. My cousin and one of his friends saw my boobs. Ugh. So weird lol.

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    I went to my local corner shop yesterday with one eyebrow. Not a good look!

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    Default Re: Moments where you embarrass yourself

    Oh here's one of my many.
    I was in bed with this guy I have a huge crush on, in a hotel. He reached over me for his coffee and I reached over for my phone, brought my arm up into his, and sent coffee everywhere. Totally drenched myself and the white bedspread. He wouldn't stop laughing at me while I'm sitting there covered in coffee. Smooth move, Selina.
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    I was in CR with a customer last week and I was doing a little light show with my vagina/boobies and a fake candle and I knocked the candle over when I was doing floor work... at the same moment I leaned over to grab the candle he leaned over to pour another two glasses of champagne, and yep we came up at the same moment and knocked our face/noses right into each other. It hurt like fuck but of course he's the customer so I had to play it off like I was fine and fawn all over him... my nose was hurting so much throughout that CR but I just kept smiling while he held the cold champagne bottle against his face, LOL!

    I'm just generally very clumsy so I embarrass myself all the time, tripping and falling, hitting my head on things, dropping shit everywhere, etc.

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    That one time when the ultra-religious neighbor came over to pick up her kid from our house and both the kids come downstairs wearing my stripper clothes. High heels, thongs the whole works. Both the kids were 8 year old boys and thought it was freaking hilarious. I was mortified.

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    Whenever I trip or run into a bush or something I say "that bush came out of nowhere!" and smile if I see anybody looking.

    Love these posts. This is the kind of shit that happens to me on the regular.

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    Literally too many to even begin trying to pick a story, LMAO...

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    i was in the champagne room with a high roller, and the massage girl..i wanted to do a little butt shaking move, so i got on the arm of the chair to shake my legs and make my ass go..and i fell right off onto my back. the massage girl was shrieking with laughter, it was so embarrassing...

    i also remember getting my period hardcore on a day i had to work, and i was doing this table dance for an old guy, and he kept saying stuff about the "red sea parting" and getting really into it and hot and heavy..welp, i went into the dressing room afterwards and my legs were soaked with blood! god that was mortifying, and even creepier that he was into it!!

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