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    Dizzy Non-English speakin' custies

    What do ya do w/'em???


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    I just say 'yes' to everything and do whatever the fuck I want! I'm still the 'Head Hoe' after all.
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    Patience first. Also tell them google translate.





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    Smile, shut up and don't play my usual 20 questions, give them a slow generic show unless they indicate otherwise.

    Though I've actually never had a paying custie who didn't speak any English at all... somehow they all know some (usually bastardized) version of "boobs", "ass" and "pussy". Pussy is truly the great uniter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    Patience first. Also tell them google translate.
    yea, I was trying to use babelfish, I think google works better


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    Default Re: Non-English speakin' custies

    I used to work on a site where many didn't know English....If they went private with me then I just did my own thing until time was up.

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    So now that I'm doing a lot of independent Skype sows and i can see see the guys location I'm pretty sure that a guy I would assume to be foreign due to his lack of spelling ability on SM is just an English guy who can't spell. I'm sure this happens a lot to us and we just assume they are foreign

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    Smile, shut up and don't play my usual 20 questions, give them a slow generic show unless they indicate otherwise.

    Though I've actually never had a paying custie who didn't speak any English at all... somehow they all know some (usually bastardized) version of "boobs", "ass" and "pussy". Pussy is truly the great uniter.

    OMG I need to sig that, lol!!!!!
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    No the "sow" comment was not intentional lol. I was typing on my tablet and its so hard to type on there. Guess I missed that typo! Maybe that happens to a lot of custies also hahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by smaddy View Post
    So now that I'm doing a lot of independent Skype sows and i can see see the guys location I'm pretty sure that a guy I would assume to be foreign due to his lack of spelling ability on SM is just an English guy who can't spell. I'm sure this happens a lot to us and we just assume they are foreign

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    Usually I notice they can at least spell bobs or pizy. I know what to do then just show them.

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