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    Default Things you'd love to say to obnoxious customers

    Feel free to share your own. There are so many things I'd love to say to customers but am just too nice Maybe when I get close to retirement I will unleash my inner devil. I'll add more more tomorrow when I'm not ridiculously sleep deprived.

    Guy: Wanna see my cock?
    Me: Sure! Let's go private
    Guy: I sent you some pics go check your inbox and let me know what you think
    Me: Nice!
    What I really wanted to say: No! I'm not going to go check out your dick pictures. Looking at a picture of a dick does not turn me on whatsoever. I'll tell you I looked at it, but I didn't. However it you come trolling around here again I'm going to block you.

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    Default Re: Things you'd love to say to obnoxious customers

    I don't have any things like this, because I just say what I'm thinking lol.
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    Default Re: Things you'd love to say to obnoxious customers

    I dunno, I check the pics. Frequently they do take me private afterward.
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    Default Re: Things you'd love to say to obnoxious customers

    Well?? i don't qualify .. I DO say whatever i want..lol

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    "Rated and admired, bb!"
    Oh, goody. Now I can go buy that house in The Hamptons.....

    "I love you."
    No, you don't, weirdo. You love looking at my half-naked body on cam, and you love hearing yourself talk. You never even tip me, and you have the attention span of a 5-year old.
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    "Did you take your pills today?" Anddddd end quote LMAO!

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    No I dont want to go private. No I wont show you tits. No I dont want to see your dick pics. No I will not roleplay your wifes cousins friend who lives in a green house. Actually, you should just pay me. Yes for just sitting here looking pretty. Yes, 100 dollars is fine. Now go tell your wife shes pretty and cook her dinner. Thank you, have a great day, bye now!

    Ya... right... in a perfect world

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    The nice girl answer to the dick pic problem is "Sorry sweetie, I don't open attachments for free, but if you want to send x gold I'd be happy to take a look!" And yes, they'll pay Not a huge money-maker but I probably made something like $30 total that way in my time on Streamate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    "Rated and admired, bb!"
    Oh, goody. Now I can go buy that house in The Hamptons.....

    "I love you."
    No, you don't, weirdo. You love looking at my half-naked body on cam, and you love hearing yourself talk. You never even tip me, and you have the attention span of a 5-year old.
    ^Those two made my day .

    I generally play nice, however, if I can sense they won't pay I can get pretty snarky..I always type though so I won't put others off.

    I am also glad this came up after the last couple days I've had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    The nice girl answer to the dick pic problem is "Sorry sweetie, I don't open attachments for free, but if you want to send x gold I'd be happy to take a look!" And yes, they'll pay Not a huge money-maker but I probably made something like $30 total that way in my time on Streamate.
    That is exactly what I tell them..

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    Default Re: Things you'd love to say to obnoxious customers

    I don't qualify either. Everything is going to cost them $ to see, say or look!

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    I used to be nice and look at dick pics. Now when someone sends me one, I just delete it and make jokes about how I could make a whole museum of dick with the enormous amount of pictures I get. I just say what I think now. It makes working a whole lot less frustrating when you don't bother being nice to absolutely everyone. I even get tips for bitching guys out or being snarky to them. Haha
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    I don't know why it drives me crazy when people ask me where i live... and a LOT of people do it. I actually got caught in a lie because i said i was from Tennessee and when i told them what time i would be off the cam it didn't make sense with the timezone i was in. *doh*

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    I used to be nice. It didn't work, they only got more pushy & insistent. Never made me any money.

    Now, I make fun of them. Either they get it & laugh then start spending money OR they get mad & someone else takes me exclusive cracking up that I wasn't nice & make even MORE money. So I win by being me. Love Love Love

    Every time we log onto cam we get asked the same question OVER & OvER & OvER & OvEr again. So I try to come up with funny, witty, sarcastic, mean ways to answer them & stick with the ones that crack me up the most. Feel that free chat is like being a comedian dealing with hecklers every time they go on stage. In fact, that might be my next thing when I quit porn. Comedian.

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    "Do you like my cock bb?"

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    That could be a really fun video on clips4sale! "Here's what happens with your dick pics" and have a board with tons of them pasted on. It'll have kind of a SPH twist on it of course. But maybe some guys would enjoy that? LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by RubyRapture View Post
    I used to be nice and look at dick pics. Now when someone sends me one, I just delete it and make jokes about how I could make a whole museum of dick with the enormous amount of pictures I get. I just say what I think now. It makes working a whole lot less frustrating when you don't bother being nice to absolutely everyone. I even get tips for bitching guys out or being snarky to them. Haha

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