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    I've just recently turned 18, and as I've planned for about 2 years now, I want to become a stripper. I need a lot of money, and kind of fast too. The thing is I don't think I'm sexy or talented enough to even get hired in the first place and if I actually were to get hired, I don't think I'd be able to make any money. Like at all.

    First off, I don't dance. Not even at clubs or parties. I've been watching tons of youtube videos but I'm just not sure I'll know how to move my body. Especially on a pole. I've tried practicing in the mirror and it's not sexy. It's not bad... it's not really anything.

    Second, I'm not sexy. Well, I spray tan despite being a mixed girl. I'm about the same color as kim kardashian (like on a day where she looks super tan.) I have a mediocre face. Makeup makes me just about gorgeous. Dim lights do me lots of justice too. My signature look is a nude lip and smokey eyes. I have a better face than most my peers. I have the body of a 12 year old. My stomach's kind of sort of flat. I look like a small c-cup with mad cleavage. Take the bra off and there's nothing there. Literally nothing, laying on my back I look like I have really small pecs. You would of thought I'd at least have an ass. Not at all. I have skinny arms and legs and to top it all off I'm 4'11.

    Third, I'm not really friendly or talkative. I'm quiet and people constantly ask me why I look so sad/angry.

    I'm doomed aren't I? I live in NY, closest to queens, have no idea how or where to audition...but I need the money. Badly. Do I even have a shot? I have no idea what to do...I'm mainly worried about being turned down on site-or maybe even not being aloud into the club for looking like a kid...

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    well, with that confidence level, then no.
    first off, i had never been in a strip club, or any club, or ever been to so much as a school dance before i started stripping. even if you had taken ballet, you'd still look awkward and ridiculous your first time on stage. we all did. you will get the hang of it! its something you have to learn on the job.
    second, don't go in there thinking " i'm not sexy, i'm not friendly, im not going to earn any money, nobody will hire me" because that's exactly what will happen. stop it!! this is a sales job. i'm not especially friendly or talkative in real life with strangers either, but i put on my stripper persona and start hustling. go in there like you are the hottest bitch there. and stop being down on yourself. i'm sure there are some things about you that you like, concentrate on those..the little spinner look is very popular btw. i know tons of guys who love small petite girls! you are also going to have to develop a thicker skin. you may get turned down. i know some 10s who have gotten turned down at some clubs, just go on to the next

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    Your body sounds fine. If you don't like your tits buy some. I did and it was the best investment I ever made. I have a cute face but nobody ever pays attention to it.
    If you're self conscious about being skinny (I don't see why) start lifting weights.
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    OMG i felt the same way. I was working at a dirty club & couldn't make anything cause i wouldn't do anything. I'm now waitressing at a diff club that i love but the other club ruined ot for me so i always think I'll never make any money dancing at my new club :/ & i need an income I'm tall curvy and toned with a D cup a nice butt and tattooes & a pretty face but i don't think I'll make any money. It's all about wht you say & how you say it & body launge / contact like holding there had sitting on there lap rubbing there chest ect. I feel weird doing that & pretending to like them haha.

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    Confidence is everything! You can "fake it til you make it" with the rest, but just act like you know you're supposed to be there, because you're the girl all the guys want.

    Buy the outfits that best flatter your body type, do your hair and makeup in the way that makes you look best (take into account the lighting in clubs etc) and watch the other girl to learn how to dance properly. The girls that bank the most aren't automatically the hottest girls, they're the girls that make the guys want them.

    Get glammed up the best you can and audition, then sass up to the guys and let them know they DO want a dance, and it's with YOU.


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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    Confidence is everything! You can "fake it til you make it" with the rest, but just act like you know you're supposed to be there, because you're the girl all the guys want.

    Buy the outfits that best flatter your body type, do your hair and makeup in the way that makes you look best (take into account the lighting in clubs etc) and watch the other girl to learn how to dance properly. The girls that bank the most aren't automatically the hottest girls, they're the girls that make the guys want them.

    Get glammed up the best you can and audition, then sass up to the guys and let them know they DO want a dance, and it's with YOU.


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    I'm not a friendly person IRL and I tend to avoid people and situations that require conversation.

    I have a mediocre face, a body riddled with stretch marks, and flat saggy tits, a decent ass and thunder thighs.

    But you know what? I love to make money and I know I've got what lots of men want. So I'm one of the top sellers in my club. I get glammed up and I put on my dancer persona and I make fucking money.

    My first night I was OMG WTF AM I DOING but I quickly realized that all the guys had on beer goggles and they were THERE to look at ME and they were smiling and throwing money at me! They liked me just because I was a stripper! I was up there in heels taking my clothes off for THEM and they LOVED IT!

    It's awesome. I've been dancing on and off for five years now and I still love it just as much as I did my first night.

    Audition! If that club doesn't work for you, try another one!

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    Yeah that's what I intended on doing with some of the money. I'm just not the optimistic type. At all. It's like, I don't have a body because I can't pay for one. I can't pay for one because I'm not a stripper. I'm not a stripper because I don't have a body. My thought process is a vicious cycle. Kind of like that old college commercial that I can't remember the name of.

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    Quote Originally Posted by LexiConn View Post
    I'm not a friendly person IRL and I tend to avoid people and situations that require conversation.

    I have a mediocre face, a body riddled with stretch marks, and flat saggy tits, a decent ass and thunder thighs.

    But you know what? I love to make money and I know I've got what lots of men want. So I'm one of the top sellers in my club. I get glammed up and I put on my dancer persona and I make fucking money.

    My first night I was OMG WTF AM I DOING but I quickly realized that all the guys had on beer goggles and they were THERE to look at ME and they were smiling and throwing money at me! They liked me just because I was a stripper! I was up there in heels taking my clothes off for THEM and they LOVED IT!

    It's awesome. I've been dancing on and off for five years now and I still love it just as much as I did my first night.

    Audition! If that club doesn't work for you, try another one!
    This's great, very inspiring!!!


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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    i havent auditioned get either. im still "practicing" dance moves via youtube. im planning on auditioning at peytons playpen in bklyn and working there for a few months and than when i feel comfortable going to the city. i really wanna work at flashdancers but im not gonna set myself up for failure so thats why im aiming low at first. im actually gonna go audition this weekend. i think ill feel confident enough with my dancing plus ive been readubg everything i possibly can on here to really prepare myself.

    good luck with whatever club you decide to audition and like the other ladies said, if the first one doesnt work than just audition somewhere else!

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    Just audition. -_-. Rejection is a part of the industry. If you're skinny like you described yourself that can only be an asset. The skinnier you are, the more doors you fit through. Lesson I learned from being Fatty Mcfatfat.
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    As for "brushing up" on moves at home? Don't wait to get "good"! I know I'm not the only one who can't dance to save my life at home in front of a mirror, but put me on a stage with pounding music and an audience and I'm on fire.

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    I don't do jack shit on stage. I'm the laziest stripper in the tri state area and I still do pretty well.
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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    I think it all depends on where you go and where you live at too

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    so than question (i didnt audition this weekend i got too busy helping my brother move) what exactly should i do on the audition to impress them enough to hire me. because the audition is on stage isnt it? and whwt time does it seem to be most deqd bcus id rather do it with less custys there lol

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    dead*

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    Default Re: Not good enough for strippining?

    Depends on the club. I've auditioned on stage in front of customers and I've auditioned on stages in rooms that were not currently being used so no one saw me but management. IMO, the best days for newbs to audition would be Monday or Tuesday because those aren't typically busy days and if you are hired, you have a couple days to work before the weekend rush.

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