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    So if a customer lets me sit down with them, I can almost guaranteed sell them at least one dance. BUT, whereas in my old club every guy would let you sit down with them, in my new club the guys all think they are hip to the game; they know if you sit down, they're probably going to get hustled, so most of them won't even let you sit down. "Would you like some company?" is code word for dances and they know it.

    I've found I have a MUCH higher success rate in getting them to let me sit with them (and thus buy dances) when I have a cute opening line. Does anyone have any "go-to" lines?
    Here's a few of my current rotation:

    - For the 40+ y/o guys, I've been saying "Sir, you're breaking the rules... you don't have a naked girl on your lap." They laugh, and I say "How about I fix that for you?" Almost all of them let me sit down and end up getting dances.

    - If I've been watching a guy send away girl after girl, I'll come up and say "Look at you, poor thing, getting bothered by beautiful girls all day! How terrible!" Then I'll ask if they're going to do that to me, with a little pouty face, and 2/3 of them say "Oh no, sit down!" and I have them

    - If they've been doing dances with other girls, I'll come up and say "Well well, Mr. Popular, I've been trying to talk to you ALL day." That one always gets them.
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    I like these, they're cute. I also have a much higher success rate when I open the conversation in a way that's different to the usual things they hear. Problem for me is I don't really have go to lines it's just based on how I feel. So if I feel great and confident it comes naturally but if I'm feeling not so good then I panic and end up using the same old tired lines everyone uses. I might try some of these though, thanks

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    "Real or fake?"
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    So if a customer lets me sit down with them, I can almost guaranteed sell them at least one dance. BUT, whereas in my old club every guy would let you sit down with them, in my new club the guys all think they are hip to the game; they know if you sit down, they're probably going to get hustled, so most of them won't even let you sit down. "Would you like some company?" is code word for dances and they know it.

    I've found I have a MUCH higher success rate in getting them to let me sit with them (and thus buy dances) when I have a cute opening line. Does anyone have any "go-to" lines?
    Here's a few of my current rotation:

    - For the 40+ y/o guys, I've been saying "Sir, you're breaking the rules... you don't have a naked girl on your lap." They laugh, and I say "How about I fix that for you?" Almost all of them let me sit down and end up getting dances.

    - If I've been watching a guy send away girl after girl, I'll come up and say "Look at you, poor thing, getting bothered by beautiful girls all day! How terrible!" Then I'll ask if they're going to do that to me, with a little pouty face, and 2/3 of them say "Oh no, sit down!" and I have them

    - If they've been doing dances with other girls, I'll come up and say "Well well, Mr. Popular, I've been trying to talk to you ALL day." That one always gets them.
    Ooh, these sound great!


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    I'll walk straight up to a guy and just wrap my arms around him really affectionately and be like "I'M BOOOOORED. SAVE ME." It's kinda cute.
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    "Boobs! I has them!"
    "Boobie snuggles!"
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jadey23 View Post
    I'll walk straight up to a guy and just wrap my arms around him really affectionately and be like "I'M BOOOOORED. SAVE ME." It's kinda cute.
    I've been using this one. I giggle when I say it and make flirty eyes. It's been pretty good. My go to opening line is just saying "Hola" in sexy , kinda sing songish voice as I stroll by. For some reason men respond to this more than they do to "Hi" or "Hello" . They usually reply with Hola. Then I'll be all "You speak Spanish?" with a look of impressed
    surprise as I lightly place my hand on their shoulder. Whichever way they reply doesn't matter cuz by this point I'm already sitting with them and weaving my web. And if they do actually know how to speak Spanish that's a way to build rapport. Men love to show off how smart they are even if the only words they know are hola, bonita and si lol. Sadly enough even thou I'm Hispanic and have a Spanish stage name I've only discovered this tip in the last few months. Over three years dancing and learning new things all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    "Boobs! I has them!"
    "Boobie snuggles!"
    Sigh. I wish I could do this with my butt, Tempest. Also, you're love of boobies is infectious. Really makes me consider getting them.
    Adapt and Overcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leica View Post
    Sigh. I wish I could do this with my butt, Tempest. Also, you're love of boobies is infectious. Really makes me consider getting them.
    They're awesome and versatile. And they cut out 98.5% of all the bullshit in the optimum circumstances.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    If there is a group of guys with no dancers at the table, I say in my most serious tone, "I'm sorry gentlemen, but you all are breaking club rules right now." Then in a light flirty tone, "You need a sexy lady in your lap!"
    Their response will also usually tell you who is the alpha male in the group as he will direct you to one of the guys in the group.
    For lone customers, I'll sometimes start with a compliment:
    "I noticed your eyes/sexy arms/smile/ etc from a road the room and had to come talk to you. "

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    "You, sir, look like you are in need of some boobies with your beer!"
    "We can't expect you to just know all the secrets of our top-secret-titty-club!" --Jenna Marbles

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    "Boingy Boingy Boingy!" (bouncing up and down) Yeah it worked. I was watching Animaniacs downstairs on my laptop.
    "Jiggly" (in Jigglypuff voice)
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    This is no real help however try to pick something anything about them and compliment it, question it or make a statement about it, of course all positive ones.

    I recall getting a large booking with a customer once just because I introduced myself by saying "Hi i heard you spoke english, do you mind if we sit and chat a while it's refreshing to get to speak english with someone'.

    Otherwise I sometimes say things like:

    'Everyone thinks its the dancers job to entertain, no siree entertain me please! I'm bored! Everyone else is boring!'

    'what's a devilishly, handsome man sitting all by himself with no lovely lady to accompany him doing?'

    Quoting movies, tv series, etc can work too, or at any rate make yourself chuckle. It works 60% of the time every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    "Boingy Boingy Boingy!" (bouncing up and down) Yeah it worked. I was watching Animaniacs downstairs on my laptop.
    "Jiggly" (in Jigglypuff voice)
    I gotta agree with tempest, I have pretty huge boobs too and they're a conversation starter.

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    You ladies are awesome and hilarious - I couldn't pull off 80% of these lines...I'd start laughing!!

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    "I have the biggest tits in here!" (99.7% of the time it's true and it works!)
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    This is pretty hit or miss, but I have had profitable results from quoting or paraphrasinh George Carlin. I just don't try to come across as if the material is mine. If they are familiar w/ the Almighty George then rapport-building is usually quite breezy, & if not then it becomes a great conversation topic, & of course so much of his stuff is great for SCs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    They're awesome and versatile. And they cut out 98.5% of all the bullshit in the optimum circumstances.
    This is like me and my accent. As soon as I sit down and say "Hi! How are you?" their jaws usually drop and go OH GOD WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

    OP, this is the silliest thing but it always works for me, 100% success rate to date. If you see a guy walk in and look around, walk up to him, hug him like you've known him your whole life and say "Hi! I'm so glad you're here!". It takes them off guard, flusters them a bit, and they feel flattered. 100% slam dunk every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vackra View Post

    OP, this is the silliest thing but it always works for me, 100% success rate to date. If you see a guy walk in and look around, walk up to him, hug him like you've known him your whole life and say "Hi! I'm so glad you're here!". It takes them off guard, flusters them a bit, and they feel flattered. 100% slam dunk every time.
    I do this too!

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    If someone's on their phone I'll walk up behind them and say, "Is it really that boring in here?" It usually startles them a bit then I let them get a glance at my body before sitting down and offering to fix that for them.
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