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    Default Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Elderly man who lives alone, retired, no pets, stays at home and watches TV, smells strongly of dried urine (but his clothes/ pants are dry).

    Old and frail enough so that when he tries to lean forward to lick or kiss your body parts, he can't even come close- because you can easily hold him back at arm's length, with zero effort.

    He will still grunt and try though, for the entire duration of eight songs.

    He smells really, really bad. It may not be only urine...

    And he prefers a frontal view of your face and chest, so you're not allowed to turn around, or else he'll stop buying dances.

    Would you do it?

    Feel free to elaborate on your answer, especially if you picked "maybe/ it depends"...
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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    8 songs is like 4 mins a song maximum. So max 30mins with the smelly old dude? I've done it before for smelly people, but more air dances and turn your back to them more, which you seemingly are unable to do hmmm… floor work?


    If he is a regular customer, mention it to management. I remember my last old club that had a pretty sweet old dude, who would come in at least twice a week and always tip the girls and get tip dances. He smelt disgusting, some girls complained to management and they brought it up with him and from then on he smelt of cheap mens deodorant! So i guess that's better than human excrement or whatever 0.o

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I picked the maybe/it depends option.

    It sounds like he's incontinent and he could be wearing briefs or pads under his pants.

    I put up with a lot less bullshit these days at the club and a guy with that description would usually be a no. But since you can overpower him and literally push him away when he tries to do something unwanted, it sounds like fairly easy dance money if there are no better options. Although the incontinent may not be worth it to me.

    As for the smell. A little trick I learned for smelly jobs: keep a little vicks with you and put some under your nose to help with bad odors.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I wouldn't turn my back on him anyways so that wouldn't be a problem. He'd have to give me the money up front. I'd tell him to stop trying to lick me right off the bat. Since he's so old I'd probably give him a few warnings.

    If he kept doing it, I'd just walk away with his money when I'd had enough.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I wouldn't dance 8 songs for 160 for anyone... I've never gotten paid just $20 for a song.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I know this one guy who smells like a ostomy bag and he's always trying to get a 15 VIP room with me and I always run the opposite direction when I see him; or if I bump into him, I'll make up excuses or run to the bathroom.

    So my answer is no. If the guy stinks, his money isn't worth it. He can keep it. The more money stinky dude spends , the more time we need to spend being in his disgusting presence. No thank you! I'll prefer to breathe.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    I wouldn't dance 8 songs for 160 for anyone... I've never gotten paid just $20 for a song.
    Lol, now that is funny, "just $20" a song?....you must not make alot wanting more than that
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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Quote Originally Posted by yinyang View Post
    Elderly man who lives alone, retired, no pets, stays at home and watches TV, smells strongly of dried urine (but his clothes/ pants are dry).

    Old and frail enough so that when he tries to lean forward to lick or kiss your body parts, he can't even come close- because you can easily hold him back at arm's length, with zero effort.

    He will still grunt and try though, for the entire duration of eight songs.

    He smells really, really bad. It may not be only urine...

    And he prefers a frontal view of your face and chest, so you're not allowed to turn around, or else he'll stop buying dances.

    Would you do it?

    Feel free to elaborate on your answer, especially if you picked "maybe/ it depends"...
    i guess it depends how desperate you are for money, doesnt it?

    i dont think anybody else can answer this for you, so im not sure why you are asking for other peoples opinions

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    ^ Rude. Also your prior comment, I make $10 a song because that's just how it is in Arizona and because that's what people expect to pay. Same as when you pay $40 a song in Vegas or Manhattan, it's just the norm and expected, and the dancers adjust their hustle accordingly. We all do just fine or we wouldn't be in the business.

    Aaaaanyways, yes I would. It is an easy, grope-free $160.
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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Quote Originally Posted by yup its me View Post
    Lol, now that is funny, "just $20" a song?....you must not make alot wanting more than that
    Yup its me - not sure if you're a customer a dancer or a troll but you're damn rude. Also, I've worked at places that have everyone charge $40 or $45 for a song, and guys will still pay it. I had frequent $1000 nights in those places. My current club does 10 minute minimums for $75 and I'm still raking it in, no touching, no extras. If a girl believes in herself and knows how to hustle she can charge a lot more than "just $20" a song. And hell for dealing with smelly customers I'd expect a LOT more than $20. $20? You can keep that chump change, I only get paid in 50s and 100s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yup its me View Post
    Lol, now that is funny, "just $20" a song?....you must not make alot wanting more than that
    I just charge what my club charges. In the US I worked at places that charged 40-50 a song and now in the UK I work at places that charge £20 per song which is equivelient to around 33/35 dollars.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    I wouldn't dance 8 songs for 160 for anyone... I've never gotten paid just $20 for a song.
    now im starting to wonder if my club is a rip off for the dancers. at my club its "2 for 50" but the club takes ten, so we've always danced for 20 a song. it takes a long time to come up with 5 or 6 hundred doing just 20 a song, and with the very high house fee.

    anyways, yeah i would dance for him as long a the stench didn't get too bad and i was paid upfront. air dances though, i wouldn't sit on his lap or come too close

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Songs are $25 each at our club, so $160 for 8 wold not be enough. I would do it for $300, that way at least I get a decent tip out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    now im starting to wonder if my club is a rip off for the dancers. at my club its "2 for 50" but the club takes ten, so we've always danced for 20 a song. it takes a long time to come up with 5 or 6 hundred doing just 20 a song, and with the very high house fee.

    anyways, yeah i would dance for him as long a the stench didn't get too bad and i was paid upfront. air dances though, i wouldn't sit on his lap or come too close
    You have to go with what your club charges! I think $40 is high but that's what lap dances are at every single club in LA so they can get away with it, and yeah you don't keep all of it either, but $160 for 8 songs plus the cut from the club just seems low to me. But definitely try and get as much as you can, there have been a couple clubs I've worked at in London where the dances were £15 or £20 and I would just say it was £20 and if someone asked me "I thought it was £15" I would just say "well some of the girls charge £15 but I give the best dancers so they're a little more! trust me I'm worth it double *wink *wink" and I never had a customer say "no I'm not paying £20." Especially with odd amounts customers will usually just round up, most don't have a five and a ten on them and are too embarrassed to ask for 5 pounds back. I would think the same for $50.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    We also charge $25 per song so that wouldn't be enough. But even so; pee smell? No way. I can handle a lot of funky scents, but the smell of urine would physically make me ill.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I believe its $20/song in most Manhattan clubs now. Most customers are so used to it that they don't even ask the price, they just hand over $20s. Elsewhere I've danced for 2/$40 (club takes $8 ) and 1/$35 too.

    Sometimes I ask for extra tips afterwards... But with the high competition I'm afraid if I charge more they'll easily just buy less (or none) from me, then get dances from other hot girls who charge $20 like the club requires.
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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    TBH that night i was pretty desperate for money.

    Quote Originally Posted by yup its me View Post

    i dont think anybody else can answer this for you, so im not sure why you are asking for other peoples opinions
    We're just chatting. I'm curious about other people's thoughts. I already know my answer, I already did the dances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yinyang View Post
    with the high competition I'm afraid if I charge more they'll easily just buy less (or none) from me, then get dances from other hot girls who charge $20 like the club requires.
    yes, very smart of you......they will do just that

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    If there's no other money or even potential for the amount of money this customer spends, of course I'll do it. I don't have the greatest sense of smell, and being able to keep him at arm's length means his stench won't rub off on me, so I don't really see the big deal of my nose being mildly uncomfortable for 8 songs. It's usually only the octopuses or floor time wasters that make me weigh the value of suffering through x amount of songs for y amount of money -- a smelly man is a pretty harmless and minor discomfort!

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    I've danced for customers who smell awful provided it's low contact and the club is busy enough that other customers won't recognize me as the desperate girl who danced for the gross guy. I can hold my breath for about a minute at a time.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I'd probably pass... I'm so selective (to a fault) about who I dance for these days I regularly say no. Smelling piss for half an hour would have an effect on my mood and as such the rest of my night.
    If I'd made ten bucks that night and needed the cash tho... who knows... If I smothered myself in perfume so its all I could smell myself and gave a zero contact air dance... mayyyybe.
    Continued attempts to touch just piss me off though and I'm likely to say "do that again and I walk" after a couple of attempts. No need to hold them back... Behave or I'm out.
    We do collect the fee up front for the show however, and its "no refund" for bad behavior so if you walk away you still have all your money.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    You have to go with what your club charges! I think $40 is high but that's what lap dances are at every single club in LA so they can get away with it, and yeah you don't keep all of it either, but $160 for 8 songs plus the cut from the club just seems low to me.
    There might not be a cut from the club though. I've never paid a cut to the club on lap dances so while $20 might sound low to you, I keep all of that plus any tips, no questions asked.

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    sure, dancing is just dancing, theres no rule that says you have to be close enough to smell him or have him touch you. sometimes i like customers like this because it forces me to be creative with my moves and i get to exercise more. with good customers, its just a lot of lounging and drinking and talking but with gross guys im standing up and keeping my distance and incorporating all of my yoga skills. i cant wait till handstands are better!

    btw to keep things interesting, to avoid touching the customer ill use nearby chair, either drag one over or just use one that a customer is already sitting in, they never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    There might not be a cut from the club though. I've never paid a cut to the club on lap dances so while $20 might sound low to you, I keep all of that plus any tips, no questions asked.
    Even with the cut I would keep more than $20, though. But I guess it also depends what kind of dance, contact, no contact, full nude, topless, etc. Right now I make $33/35 for a dance but that's a full nude dance, if I didn't have to take my bottoms off I guess I would be OK with making less!

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    Default Re: Would you dance (8 songs) for a smelly guy who is ready to hand you $160?

    I'll adjust the price to my club's prices per dance and still wouldn't do it :/ I can't stand smelly, though, and if a guy smells bad and I can't get away with an ass/air dance then I will end the session after one song.

    I've had a custy whose breath smelt like fresh dog shit and he would never take a gum, a mint, or a hint. I finally got over the need to be polite because he was so insistent and so smelly. YUCK

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