What is the worst event that has happened to you during a lap dance?


What is the worst event that has happened to you during a lap dance?





i was straddling a a drunk guy during a dance ( i work at an all nude club) and he suddenly decided to zip down his jeans, and the zipper got caught in my labia.. the really tender parts, almost labia minora..i shrieked , it was bleeding and just one of the worst experiences ever..good thing he tipped me quite a bit before getting thrown out. god that hurt.
another guy who was around 6'6 lifted me up by my ass and started licking my pussy, i was hitting him on the head and yelling at him to put me down, think he was drunk also..
Probably all of the assault. All the guys who made unwanted and painful contact with my genitals or breasts. Don't be that guy.




fucking ouch Simone.
Guess there's a reason they don't let strippers carry handguns into lapdances............





Gotta 2nd all the assaults. Probably the worst was a guy holding me down on his lap & forcing his fingers in me. I boxed his ears hard enough to make him bleed, probably ruptured his eardrum -- then was promptly suspended while his ass was kissed eight ways to Sunday bc he was a high-roller & y'know, 'aggressive strippers who assault customers' are bad for business.



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Last edited by LexiConn; 05-20-2014 at 04:58 PM. Reason: edit to remove details




I'm just removing the story of my assault. I didn't post it here for some douchebag to laugh at me.
Last edited by MarvelGirl; 05-20-2014 at 03:18 PM.





If you're a male customer reading these responses, please don't be that monster. Assholes like these deserve painful death.





This is horrible. Sorry you girls went through that.![]()



Getting bit to the point where it broke my skin. Hands down this was my worst ever.





grr all these answers are making me so angry, especially when clubs don't ever care and choose to side with the customer..who just sexually and physically ASSAULTED one of their workers. IMO these clubs are just as evil as these sadistic little crumbling turds that like to call themselves men.
oh yeah, forgot..had a guy bit me so hard on the arm i was yelping in pain, but he was so rich that when i told the security guard he went " huh, that sucks. " and walked away. now i stay far away from that club whenever i can.
Worst for me was a finger up my butt (happened 2x by different guys)
I'm suspicious of a male forum member asking ladies to describe their worst ITC sexual assault. Let's not feed him.





Just having people do things they're not supposed to do! I don't even know how many guys have got the jump on me and managed to finger me while I was nude dancing for them, it's got to be around 25, including just some grabbing of my clit and actual up the vagina action... I've had some guys wip out their dicks, and a few of them have done it when I wasn't facing them and I sat down and there was butt to dick contact, sometimes even vagina to dick contact if I sat down the wrong way. Had a guy "fall" into my pussy a few weeks ago and try to lick me, that was gross. I had one guy come in his pants, got semen in his fingers and then yanked me down by my hair, I managed to get away from him but he got semen all over a huge chunk of my hair and I wanted to be sick. The most painful thing was when a guy who did a lap dance shorted me-- I snapped at him and called him an asshole and he flipped out. He grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me up against the wall and my head hit it pretty hard. We were back in a hidden lap dance booth and the music was so loud the bouncer couldn't hear me yelling for help. He grabbed me by the arm and I was trying to fight him off, he threw me at a table and I was just SO lucky that another customer happened to walk in with a girl at the moment and caught me before I went face first into the table that had a lamp on it... he was able to subdue the customer and the girl he came in with went and grabbed the bouncer and booted him out.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me, and I don't think it'll ever be topped (and honestly hope it doesn't), was dancing for someone who went out and committed a murder (his mom) after giving me over $1,000. He got into a fight over $ because he was broke. I quit for a while after that. I had a lot of guilt over taking his money and giving him that VIP.




A customer tried to choke me. As in, he got his meaty paws around my throat and squeezed until I couldn't breathe. I head butted his nose and he let go, but Jesus! That freaked me out so bad. I'm not sure what happened and how he got the idea into his head that he needed to strangle a stripper that night. The club tried to tell me I needed to give him his money back because I ended the room early. It was a substantial amount, $1000 for 1 hour. I told them I'd give him his money back as soon as I get his personal information so that I can charge him with assault.
I kept the money, no charges were pressed.
That's why I left mine vague. The next time an asshole thinks it's hot to try and rape me, I'm going to decide it's hot to cut off his balls and feed them to him before opening up his abdomen and stomping on his intestines, and then I'm going to make him beg for mercy, and then I'm going to finish butchering him alive and eat him because I am a vegetarian and honestly I miss the taste of meat sometimes.
Anyway OP... why DO you want to know?




Whatever the motives, the answers provide a reminder of what you all are up against


I got the idea for this thread after seeing this video - http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/69875




Oh my gosh, you guys, this one time I was fucking this customer in his ass on stage with a big dildo (totally normal day in the life of a stripper, amiright?) and then he turned around and he HAD A VAGINA!
It was, like, totally the worst thing that ever happened to me.





After scrolling thru sm of OP's forum posts I guess I am not surprised. Seems he has quite a naive view of what we actually encounter in this job.












ooh ok so you were looking for "funny" or "weird" stories to laugh at? i'm confused.
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