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    (snip)MAY 20--A Florida strip club employee gave jail guards an X-rated show early yesterday after she was booked into custody for slapping a patrolman.

    While investigating the reported theft of an iPad, cops encountered Lakeisha Johnson at around 1:20 AM. The 29-year-old, police reported, was spotted jumping fences and walking between homes in West Park, a community about 15 miles north of Miami.

    When police sought to question Johnson, she started “using extremely vulgar language and began removing clothing,” according to a police report. Johnson was subsequently arrested after she slapped a cop’s arm and yelled, “Don’t touch me, bitch!”

    Johnson, who told police she worked at Tootsie’s Cabaret, an upscale Miami strip club, was then transported to jail, where she treated guards to a lewd performance. Johnson removed her clothes and “exposed her vagina, anus, and breasts.” Officer Juan Canino added that, “On several occasions, the female licked her breast and masturbated.”

    When a female officer sought to search Johnson, the inmate “removed her clothing once again and began rubbing her vagina.” While she was in the holding cell, Johnson “had to be ordered repeatedly to keep her clothes on and to stop masturbating,” noted Canino.

    At one point, Johnson also allegedly told Canino, “I’ll suck your dick if you let me go.”(snip)

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    Nice..she's very pretty tho, kinda rachet acting?


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    ha! they probably liked it :p you're right she is gorgeous.

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    I'm just wondering where she got the speculum with which to expose her vagina. Vaginas are not visible without one. (or the cop was stupidly calling her vulva a vagina)

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    Parts of this are hilarious and parts of this are really sad. "Don't touch me, bitch!" is killing me but “On several occasions, the female licked her breast and masturbated.” Ugh, "the female"?! Is she a zoo animal? Do cops always talk like this?

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    Hahaha.

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    I just looked at the pic. That's pretty? She looks like she just rolled out of bed. She was probably so high and just doing what she's use to doing at tootsies. Tootsies is a whorehouse. Lol.

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    Lol at the comments on smoking gun.

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    ^^^ especially the comments about Tootsie's Cabaret, where she works !

    Unfortunately, for 'public consumption' purposes, this is just one more instance of an exotic dancer living up to the Hollywood Stripper stereotype in real life.

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    Stereotypes exist for a reason. If you've ever spent more than 5 minutes working in the industry, you've run into this girl.

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    Tootsies is upscale? could've fooled me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourdefranzia View Post
    Stereotypes exist for a reason. If you've ever spent more than 5 minutes working in the industry, you've run into this girl.
    Exactly. For all the non stereotypical strippers I've run across on here and in clubs there have been three that fit the stereotype. I've worked with quite a few nuts like this one.

    Btw I don't think going by that photo she's that pretty. She does have nice cheekbones and maybe in a better photo she is pretty but that one makes her look like a drug addict.

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    If you've ever spent more than 5 minutes working in the industry, you've run into this girl
    Oh, absolutely ! However, most of those girls don't put on such 'public displays' and don't garner such media attention. My underlying point was that, if a dancer is ( bogusly ) busted in the future, the publicity from this dancer will be in the back of the minds of jury members reinforcing the stereotype that all dancers are drug addled whores !!!

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    I doubt many potential jurors will have ever heard of this story. I doubt I would know about it, if it wasn't posted in SW.

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    It sounds like she was totally fucked up and had no idea what was going on... kind of makes me sad for her.

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