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    Default What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    I ordered some thongs / g strings and they came in today (some are bodyzone and some are espiral brand). I wear a size 0 so the sizes I got are either S/M or one size fits most. Now I know that they are supposed to be small and low rise being that they are stripper thongs, but they don't even fit me. They're NOT flattering at all. I have gained some weight but I still fit into a size 0 so I cannot imagine how these fit taller or bigger girls who wear even a size 2. When I get back to the weight that I normally am they should be better as far as not cutting into my hip fat, but I still don't think they will fit well. I do not have a large ass, but I guess it is large for my size, but these thongs don't even come up to the top of my ass crack! Then if I pull them up they give me the WORST camel toe. Even when I don't pull them up I have a camel toe. WTF.

    Why is this? Can someone please explain to me. Do I need a size M/L and just forget about the one size fits most? This is blowing my mind.

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    Something similar happened to me recently. The dressmaker in my club came in and I asked for a black thong. She looked me up and down and said "Hmm, large I think as you have such big hips. Let me know if you need bigger."

    I could have cried! I had put on a bit of weight, which I'm well on my way to losing, but I'm still one of the thinnest girls at any club I work in. I actually got fired from a club for getting too skinny recently!

    So, the large thong fit me, and was even a little bit low/tight. But there was no way I was going to ask for an extra large, so I just put myself on a diet instead. I can't imagine who the extra small would fit!

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    So far, I've been buying some thongs from Discovery Clothing, they've some nice opaque ones, & not too skimpy. Haven't gone back dancing yet, but I did audition in one, the house mom had to look @ it to see if it was not too skimpy on the sides/back, she said it was fine.
    I do tend to get at least a M size, sometimes a large


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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    Glad to know I'm not the only one! I'm pretty sure I can't return these things since they're underwear, so I guess I will start ordering Larges from now on. This is so annoying.

    I kind of have hips, but I don't think they are big. I am very short and have about 33 in hips right now at my current weight.

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    I know what you mean. Someone STOLE my fave black thong (eww?) and the rest all dip down really low in the front and they aren't too tight but just very unflattering, especially around my love handles. I've been buying the ones with two strings around each side and I love them.

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlenaRoza View Post
    I know what you mean. Someone STOLE my fave black thong (eww?) and the rest all dip down really low in the front and they aren't too tight but just very unflattering, especially around my love handles. I've been buying the ones with two strings around each side and I love them.
    Yea, not surprising..I was in a bikini contest awhile back & someone stole this girl's bikini bottom??
    I hate that when they dip down too low..where do you get the string ones


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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    I usually wear thongs from Body Language Fashions. They always fit me well and I'm I size 6 to 8.

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    Quote Originally Posted by PinkiePie View Post
    Something similar happened to me recently. The dressmaker in my club came in and I asked for a black thong. She looked me up and down and said "Hmm, large I think as you have such big hips. Let me know if you need bigger."

    I could have cried! I had put on a bit of weight, which I'm well on my way to losing, but I'm still one of the thinnest girls at any club I work in. I actually got fired from a club for getting too skinny recently!

    So, the large thong fit me, and was even a little bit low/tight. But there was no way I was going to ask for an extra large, so I just put myself on a diet instead. I can't imagine who the extra small would fit!
    I can't imagine you being a large? We're probably the same weight and you're 5 inches taller than me! It's probably just because you're so tall. I hate the mini low rise v-back gstrings. All the London shops are filled with them. I HATE high rise thongs because I think low rise makes me look thinner, but the micro minis take it to an extreme.

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    Quote Originally Posted by bacardi14 View Post
    (some are bodyzone and some are espiral brand)

    they are stripper thongs, but they don't even fit me. They're NOT flattering at all.

    these thongs don't even come up to the top of my ass crack! Then if I pull them up they give me the WORST camel toe. Even when I don't pull them up I have a camel toe. WTF.
    I think the problem lies within the brands themselves. Very rarely have these two brands not cut into my sides or give me an obvious camel toe. I normally don't buy from bodyzone or espiral, but I made the mistake of ordering from them before. It's a shame since body zone's thongs look pretty sturdy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Yea, not surprising..I was in a bikini contest awhile back & someone stole this girl's bikini bottom??
    I hate that when they dip down too low..where do you get the string ones
    I get mine from a sex shop. Wish I could find the same ones online

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    Default Re: What is with the stripper thongs running so freakin small?

    OMFSM, yes!!!!

    Since 2013, it seems that thongs had been getting smaller...and not because I am not dancing at this moment and gained part of the weight I lost after my baby was born.

    I have a few thongs from when I was a baby stripper (mid/late 2010) and they're so much bigger than the ones I bought when I resumed last year (after I had my son). Also, the quality is not as good: hence I still have four year old thongs in pristine condition. I would also wash them by hand.

    They're are all either "Body Zone" or "Espiral". I decided last year that if I ever return to stripping, I shall not wear thongs again (but "cheeky" boyshorts).





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