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    Default Hilariously Bad Songs to Dance To

    Post the lamest, dumbest, funniest or most ironic songs you've ever seen someone dance to on stage. I'll start!!

    1) "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger
    2) "Still Fly"- Big Timers
    3) "I Was Made for Dancing"- Leif Garrett
    4) "You're the One that I Want"- From Grease lmao!!
    5) "Bad Blood"- Elton John

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    ^My club does retro day on Saturday afternoons, so we can only dance to music from the 80s and older, and girls dance to Private Dancer with surprising regularity!

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    At the moment, I'm loving dancing to Bohemian Rhapsody. Such a good song albeit non stripper.

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    17 Girls in a Row- Steel Panther. I had to dance to that song last night. Oh god it's horrible.


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    I've danced to songs by the Partridge Family, the Brady Bunch and the Archies among others. Also have danced to Short Dick Man and several novelty songs.

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    Gangham Style, Who Let The Dogs Out, The Thong Song and The Party Truck. All have been played in my club and I think it was because a dancer pissed the DJ off really bad.

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    Anything by ICP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourdefranzia View Post
    17 Girls in a Row- Steel Panther. I had to dance to that song last night. Oh god it's horrible.

    I love that song!
    I'd rather dance to that than some of the shit my current DJ plays!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirakonstantin View Post
    Gangham Style
    I would actually have a lot of fun dancing to Gangham Style but when I danced I was the type that liked to get silly on stage and dance to songs like that, Party Rockin', Staying Alive (and I totally did the staying alive dance too) MC Hammer, and stuff like that lol.

    Oh, Fuck You by Ceelo Green when no one is tipping at stage is great too.

    Now don't get me wrong, I didn't dance to music like this on every set, I mostly danced to 90's alternative and grunge but depending on the crowd I would switch it up to my fun songs.

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    ^I would have a blast with it on a slow night too. The dancer that had to dance to it usually dances to rap, so she was furious. It was also completely wrong for the crowd. What rocked was when a bunch of girls started doing the Gangham Style dance on the floor, because it was a bad spender night, we were bored and it was kind of funny.

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    The Wobble & Cupid Shuffle are probably top of my list. Worked at one dive in TX where they would play these two songs at sm point every nite as a set, & all the dancers had to get onstage & do the damn line dances. Basically a cattle call. Sitting it out resulted in a fine that started at I think $40. Whoever dreamt up that little 8min bundle of whimsy can DIAF.

    I have danced to goofy shit from Weird Al, Jack Black, that kinda thing when I've done three sets already for the same cheapass crowd & just can no longer be paid to give a shit. Country parody of Gin&Juice by Snoop. Firewall from the ReBoot soundtrack. The Polish national anthem on a bet w/ a customer from my country, & he tipped me generously on top of the $$ he already promised me for dancing to it

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    awww i love sister christian!!
    for bad songs to dance to i'd have to say " let me take a selfie" or any song where its just talking through the whole chorus..how the hell am i supposed to move to that??

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    awww i love sister christian!!
    for bad songs to dance to i'd have to say " let me take a selfie" or any song where its just talking through the whole chorus..how the hell am i supposed to move to that??
    Or that one from your old pal Samwell ...

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    ^ LOL oh my god! i would love to see the custies expressions dancing to that!

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    "Nympho" by Borgore....I like the song but it is not very lady-like to dance to lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    awww i love sister christian!!
    for bad songs to dance to i'd have to say " let me take a selfie" or any song where its just talking through the whole chorus..how the hell am i supposed to move to that??
    It's like the 'You deleted me from Facebook and now you are going to die' song.

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    On my very last night of dancing, for my very last stage, I will be dancing to "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche" by Garfunkel and Oates. And then running like hell to get out of there afterward.

    One of these days, I do want to bring in a CD of songs like The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy for those nights where I just want to screw with everyone.

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    My ironic love for Goodbye Horses is actually so strong that it's become sincere. I mean, the Silence of the Lambs reference makes it hilarious, but the bass and pacing make it sexy enough on its own.

    I once saw a chick dance to the Mortal Kombat song and it was amazing.

    I like dancing to Kittie- "Spit" because customers generally only hear that it's "metal" and miss the violently misandrist lyrics. Good for lulz on slow nights.

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    Once I was doing a private dance and the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air came on, just wrong...

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    The Spanish version of "Achy Breaky Heart" ("No rompas mas mi pobre corazon" by the Mexican group 'Caballo Dorado').


    It's on (desktop only) Youtube.





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    Quote Originally Posted by cairalis View Post
    Once I was doing a private dance and the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air came on, just wrong...
    Haha, that happened to me too, total mood kill and my customer wouldn't buy anymore dances after that.

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    There was a song one dj had in his 2-4-1 lineup, I think it was called 'I just had sex' ft Akon, Idk who the main singer was.

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    ^ lonely island!! i worked with a girl who only danced to lonely island. including " do the creep" she managed to pull it off. i just had sex IS kinda catchy tho lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraMichele View Post
    Haha, that happened to me too, total mood kill and my customer wouldn't buy anymore dances after that.
    Michael Jackson did that to me once, lol. The manager decided that Friday had to be 80's night. That bright idea lasted 30 whole minutes.

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    The worst song, I ever had the displeasure of dancing to was "Piece of Shit Car" by Adam Sandler. Someone thought it was funny to play; I didn't find it amuzing...

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