




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





The article stipulates that the titty bar is violating zoning laws. Other than that, I bet some of the younger nuns are secret strippers.




This would have never been news if it was a music venue and not a strip club. I wonder if the club could sue the church for a sex scandal? Catholics are kind of known for covering up pedophiles in their midst.





I am wondering about their claim they found condoms. If that is true then it tells me it's not a clean club and should close. Otherwise this is a tricky situation because both sides could be potentially correct.



http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/20/us...f.html?hp&_r=0
reading the version on the New York Times. I think it's hilarious!
Which of you girls work there? Does anyone ever dress up like a nun on Halloween?





kinda provides a laser focus regarding the issue of 'Not In My Back Yard' LOL !!!
Legally speaking, there is a clear argument to be made that a convent is a private residence not a ( public ) place of worship ... thus not covered under the adult business zoning law distance rules. But in real world terms, this matter was already 'settled' when the town made the decision that the legal costs involved to continue litigations against the club were 'unaffordable' for local taxpayers.
However, the publicity generated by the nuns is a 'mixed blessing' ( pun intended ) for the club. On the one hand, they are receiving free publicity that would be worth big money if the club had to 'buy' that media coverage. On the other hand, the club is building up a whole lot of community resentment ... which may lead to frequent busts etc.
In Toronto there's a strip club right next to a church as well and they're 've tried to get the club closed down but no cigar.Without enough sufficient evidence that they do have criminal activity going on, they can't really do anything.If you ask me I see nothing wrong with it,guys show up on a Saturday night paint the town red and wake up the next morning and head next door to repent!





Ooh, this place looks cool, they have male dancers too on Thursdays, except I think I'd rather check out the girls? Idt they let women in alone though
http://cluballurechicago.com/comp-pass/
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Also, in 'Chicago Reader' paper, they list it as, Best Strip Steak in a Strip Club
Ok, I'll stop now..just trying to lighten the mood, some of these threads, so sad![]()
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
"Buy one bottle, get one free hump" -- their flyers on their page are crazy! "$3 camel toe shots"![]()
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