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    Default Strange dancer stories?

    Anyone had to work with strange dancers? I don't mean catty or drama-filled, just...strange behavior. Mind sharing your stories?

    I have a minor one, I worked with a girl who seemed a little strange. Go to a club I've worked before to pick up a shift, see a new girl. Never talked to her. I go up on stage, dance for a little bit. Girl stopped dead in her tracks a few feet away from where I was dancing and stared at me for a good minute or two. No facial expressions, she was deadpan. I think 'okay, that was weird, whatever.' Avoid her in the club. Later on approaches me in the DR and starts asking me intrusive questions, like what I do for a living, where I live, etc. without a formal introduction.

    Turns out everyone in the club hates this girl for this kind of behavior. I got the feeling she doesn't pick up on social cues very well, possibly a little autistic? There was more, but don't want to get too detailed in case she lurks here.

    Well that's my story, if I think of any really weird incidents I'll share it.

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    my club has had a lot of drama in the past..a girl who worked with us was obliterated drunk and driving home with a young male passenger, and they run into this flatbed and it takes the dudes head clear off his shoulders ( some other reports say that he was impaled). she was supposedly distracted because he tried to grope her. she was an active wiccan in the salem mass community and her uncle was a "warlock" who said he would put a hex on whoever harmed his niece..a big coven arrived at the trial to support her. yeah, it was fucking STRANGE as shit. i felt bad though, she seemed like a sweet girl.
    come to think of it, that's just one story out of many of bad things that have befallen the girls who have worked at my club.
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    The girls who claim to be "gypsies" are always really weird. The last one was like 30 lbs overweight and would bring her husband to the club every time. She would hit on me saying things like they love having 3somes and stuff. *shudder* super loud, obnoxious, bragged about her weird lifestyle.

    There was one chick who peed everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Other than that I've never really experienced a really, truly weird girl I don't think. The weirdest things happen when girls are wasted/drugged out so I can't really count that.

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    Ummm lets see..... I once worked with a dancer we believed could've been "Schizophrenic" she would dance really weired and would twitch a lot.
    A girl who was obviously on heroin.she would look dead and sometimes banged her head down at the bar from getting sleepy or whatnot...
    I worked with an older dancer 50's who looked her age very much and wore granma panties..lmaooo

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    Ummm lets see..... I once worked with a dancer we believed could've been "Schizophrenic" she would dance really weired and would twitch a lot on stage.
    A girl who was obviously on heroin.she would look dead and sometimes banged her head down at the bar from getting sleepy or whatnot...
    I worked with an older dancer 50's who looked her age very much and wore granma panties..lmaooo

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    AlenaRoza so true about the gypsies! I worked with one at my first club. Her mom worked there too, doing massage for the dancers in the dressing room. One night the husband/dad came in as a customer, that was super duper weird.

    At the same club there was a girl who was very out there and would talk to herself in the dressing room mirrors. Not even the usual "you're hot stuff, make that money" affirmations, more like full on conversations with herself while looking at her reflection. She was very odd but made pretty good money because she thrived on attention, so she always gave very enthusiastic dances.

    Not really a personality thing but at one super duper divey club I worked at, there was a girl who was missing two fingers on her right hand. She would wrap her hand up in an ace bandage to go out on the floor. I never worked up the balls to ask her what happened.

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    When I first started dancing, I worked in a club where the dressing rooms were located on the second floor ... And as summer arrived, we dancers began to notice a subtle smell when in the dressing room, coming from 'somewhere'. We also weren't really able to figure out 'what' was causing the smell - it was something like the smell of baking bread mixed with the smell of gym socks. At any rate, as the weather got hotter and hotter, and the smell got stronger and stronger, we finally reached the point where we embarked on a 'search and destroy' mission to find the cause of this smell and get rid of it once and for all.

    Voila ... after searching through a pile of leftover / discarded dancer outfits in the dressing room's closet, we finally came across the really strong smell. It was coming from a metallic blue G-string ... which we knew had once been worn by a very beautiful former dancer who was 'famous' for being the top seller of VIP's. On closer examination, the source of the smell was obvious. Just like the 'rings' on a tree stump, in the crotch of the G-string were several layers of fermenting 'leftovers' ... where body fluids from various customers apparently reacted with the dancer's yeast infection !!!

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    First club I worked at there was a girl who would fight with herself in the mirror. I don't know if she was practicing cussing out anyone who might cross her that day but she went to town on herself lmao
    She would also lose her shit if the DJ played a Nicki Manaj sing for anyone but her. She tried to look like her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    Just like the 'rings' on a tree stump, in the crotch of the G-string were several layers of fermenting 'leftovers' ... where body fluids from various customers apparently reacted with the dancer's yeast infection !!!
    I remember reading this story on another thread and it is still disturbing every time!

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    I worked with a young girl that had turrets. She didn't curse but she would violently fling her arm and shoulder and jerk her neck to right. Very odd when you were having a conversation with her. It was actually very mild and I never even noticed it until she started doing heroin. Then it was out of control and she would even do it on stage.
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    You can only make so much selling dances, but when you really get into a guys head and heart, you get into his wallet.

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    I remember reading this story on another thread and it is still disturbing every time!
    Yup this little incident was indelibly burnt into my memory ( as well as my nostrils ). Downright nasty ! And I don't want to even think about the possible 'other' bacteria and viruses that might have been present in addition to the yeast !!!

    However, this incident also made it absolutely clear why this particular dancer was selling so many VIP's !!! I was taken by surprise, too, since this particular dancer was truly beautiful ... dispelling an incorrect assumption on my part that 'extras' were the province of 'mediocre' dancers.

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    I'm pretty sure I am the strange one.

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    I worked with a girl that would talk to her deceased boyfriend in an empty chair. It was really sad as I think she was traumatized by his death. Another girl I worked with had the arm moving tourettes and used to dance to house music to cover it up and make it look like rave dancing which was pretty cool. Other than that most of the strange behavior I have seen came from heavily drugged up girls.
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    There was one girl that I worked with that will never be forgotten. She claimed to be a witch. She had wierd "rituals" she'd do before she started her shift in the dressing room. She wouldn't work on the 13th of the month and one other certain day. She said that she could speak to cats, and that they'd tell her everything about people that she wanted to know. When a new girl arrived, if by chance that new girl liked cats, she'd ask the girl to watch her cat for a day or two so that she could get the story about the girl from her cat. Also, she'd place hexes on other girls, and she claimed to do spells on customers so that they'd pay her more money. Never saw any of it work.

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    A few weeks ago around midnight, I was in the DR and a dancer I hadn't seen before came in and started getting ready. She was wearing a civilian thong and a mismatched bra in addition to what I describe as a Kentucky Derby hat.... she was talking to herself and then got down on all fours to look for something under a locker. I sent a text message and when I looked back up, she was on top of the 6' lockers cutting something with a steak knife. I decided it was time to leave the DR, quickly.

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    I worked once with this blonde-porn star type dancer. I complimented her outfit and she told me she had made it. She launched into a whole speech about sewing and how much she loved it and how she owned all these different sewing machines and blah blah blah then about how she spoke multiple languages and had been in the military. She was a traveling dancer so then she was gone. A few weeks later I saw another dancer with a very different body type wearing the same outfit. I asked her about it and she told me she'd bought it at some stripper shop down the block.
    the blond porn star one returned and ended up working at the club more regularly. It turned out she could speak multiple languages and had been in the military. But she obviously lied about the sewing machines! What the hell??? Never figured that one out.

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    ^Wow that is scary!

    I just remembered this one. I worked with a girl who I seldom spoke to. She would get drunk and often talk to me and say stuff like "I said hello to you earlier, don't you remember?" She never did, ever. In fact she would ignore me whenever I came walking in and got ready. It's nothing really weird, but no idea if this was selective memory or what.

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