I did my first (and probably last) ever shift as a waitress at the weekend. Not in a strip club, just a regular club. It was a favour to a friend who is a manager as they were desperately short staffed. Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, it was hard work. Carrying things is NOT my forte! I spilled two glasses of Kir Royal straight in the customer's laps, dropped a tray of empty glasses not once, not twice but three times, ordered someone the wrong cocktail and forgot to put service charge on one bill. Oh, and i made £1.60 in tips.
I think i got away with it by looking cute and smiling a lot.
Here endeth my waitressing career. Waitresses: I salute you!



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