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    Default What are some of the odd, bizarre, or just plain nuts comments/requests during a LD?

    I ask because we were at a place called The Pony last night and one of the strippers said a guy asked her if she would spit on him and kick him during the lap dance. This made me curious, what kind of unexpected requests have you ladies received? Share and maybe we will all have a laugh!
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    Default Re: What are some of the odd, bizarre, or just plain nuts comments/requests during a

    Some old guy wanted to commit suicide via my tits.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Default Re: What are some of the odd, bizarre, or just plain nuts comments/requests during a

    I don't mind the fetish guys, and I've never felt like laughing at them. If anything, I pity men stuck in relationships where they don't feel comfortable discussing their desires. However, unless the guy is specifically looking for public humiliation (and a good tipper), asking me to provide services other than lapdances in the lapdance area (which usually means other dancers, staff, and customers can see what's going on) is at best ill-thought-out. If a guy asks me to spit on him during a dance, I'll tell him he needs a private room for that.

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    Default Re: What are some of the odd, bizarre, or just plain nuts comments/requests during a

    i had this old guy who wanted to grab me by the arms and hold me down ( or have me pretend that he was holding me down, he was too old and weak to really do so), and then just massage the fleshy part of my arms..ehhh kinda weird, but whatever.

    had a kid ask me not to remove any clothing.

    had a guy ask me to grind my foot into his crotch (ouch?)

    then there's the weird guy who doesn't want you to touch him AT ALL..like, he will flinch and jump back if you come within a few feet. he also doesn't want you to turn your back on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azaleanola View Post
    I don't mind the fetish guys, and I've never felt like laughing at them. If anything, I pity men stuck in relationships where they don't feel comfortable discussing their desires. However, unless the guy is specifically looking for public humiliation (and a good tipper), asking me to provide services other than lapdances in the lapdance area (which usually means other dancers, staff, and customers can see what's going on) is at best ill-thought-out. If a guy asks me to spit on him during a dance, I'll tell him he needs a private room for that.
    If the guy is willing to take you private or where ever other than the LD area you would do those things?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    then there's the weird guy who doesn't want you to touch him AT ALL..like, he will flinch and jump back if you come within a few feet. he also doesn't want you to turn your back on him.
    Sounds like a germaphobe. Odd for someone like that to be in such a place, but if it works for him and you get money
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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    then there's the weird guy who doesn't want you to touch him AT ALL..like, he will flinch and jump back if you come within a few feet. he also doesn't want you to turn your back on him.
    Sounds like a germaphobe. Odd for someone like that to be in such a place, but if it works for him and you get money
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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    had a guy ask me to grind my foot into his crotch (ouch?)
    That actually sounds kind of hot! I'm not much of a foot fetish guy, but I do love a woman's legs. What better way to show them off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    had a kid ask me not to remove any clothing.
    Would you consider this really weird or just an occasional request you get? I sometimes request this and sometimes don't. There are several dancers I've never seen topless. This is including lap dances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FasaCorp View Post
    Would you consider this really weird or just an occasional request you get? I sometimes request this and sometimes don't. There are several dancers I've never seen topless. This is including lap dances.
    Oddly enough, after seeing a dancer repeatedly for some time, it often becomes more thrilling for me to see them fully-clothed in "regular" clothes. I've never requested that though, as it seems to me like an indication you want to have something other than a stripper-customer relationship with them, which I'm sure makes them uncomfortable in most cases.

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    When they ask for my "real name" and then call me by it!!! Seriously strange feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberlly View Post
    When they ask for my "real name" and then call me by it!!! Seriously strange feeling.
    I imagine some guys just want you to be truthful and would respect your privacy if you told them you don't share that info in the club, and they get pissed off when you lie and tell them a fake name. Then you have the other guys who get pissed off because you refuse to share a name, fake or not. And you don't know what kind of guy is sitting in front of you until you've answered.

    So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't!

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    Default Re: What are some of the odd, bizarre, or just plain nuts comments/requests during a

    Ive had a guy who would just pay me to massage my feet and put his face really close to them

    Another guy wanted me to choke him and force him to drink whole bottles of beer at one time and kick him. He watched me threw the night, said it turned him on how I would walk around getting naked for guys holding the beer he bought me and being mean to him every time I walked by him or saw him at my stage…

    Ive also had guys who didn't want me to dance for him (he was a germophobe) but he paid me whatever I wanted to hang out w him all night, made a few grand off him just sitting and drinking and getting to know each other.

    I actually liked al of these guys way more than any of the other ones trying to have sex w me, they tipped better and were just a more pleasant experience.

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    Default Re: What are some of the odd, bizarre, or just plain nuts comments/requests during a

    I had a guy ask me to kick him in the balls and step on them in private. I'm a little evil, so that was fun. Lol.

    Had another guy ask me to knee him in the balls and spit in his mouth, but he didn't want to take me to vip. That cheap fuck. Obviously, I didn't do it.

    I actually did get to spit into a customer's mouth. Gross, but he was easy to handle and tipped me well.

    I'm dying to meet a sissy one night! >:-)

    Oh, & I love guys who love clothes on lap dances. I've done it twice by 2 different guys who requested them. I have a nice wardrobe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FasaCorp View Post
    Would you consider this really weird or just an occasional request you get? I sometimes request this and sometimes don't. There are several dancers I've never seen topless. This is including lap dances.
    i've only gotten the request once, it was some indian kid who got dumped and just wanted to vent in the vip. it was by far the easiest request i've ever gotten lol

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    I had a guy the other day who just wanted me to stand in front of him during dances and do different poses. He requested that I turned around halfway through each song and continue this with my back to him.
    Whatever. Easy enough!!
    I've also had guys who wanted me to choke them and spit in their mouths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    I actually did get to spit into a customer's mouth. Gross, but he was easy to handle and tipped me well.
    So when the bodily fluid goes one way (to the customer) then it's okay. That's interesting.
    Swan, you also mentioned getting this request. Did you do it?
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    FASA, it was spit, the guy specifically requested it and there was minimal contact needed. Why wouldn't it be ok? It is not remotely the same thing as, say, a guy's cum seeping through his pants onto a girl when she is not expecting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FasaCorp View Post
    So when the bodily fluid goes one way (to the customer) then it's okay. That's interesting.
    Swan, you also mentioned getting this request. Did you do it?
    Here is the difference Fasa, he asked me to do it and paid me for it. So yes, acceptable.

    Putting bodily fluids on someone when that person did NOT ask for it, unacceptable.

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    The craziest thing I have ever seen was a man pay a girl to get drunk and puke down his shirt in VIP. The girl did it, and she got fired. But I believe he paid her around $3,000 for it.

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    Haha, I had a guy that wanted me to take $ out of his wallet, & throw the wallet on the floor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vackra View Post
    The craziest thing I have ever seen was a man pay a girl to get drunk and puke down his shirt in VIP. The girl did it, and she got fired. But I believe he paid her around $3,000 for it.
    I've gotten requests like this on cam.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vackra View Post
    The craziest thing I have ever seen was a man pay a girl to get drunk and puke down his shirt in VIP. The girl did it, and she got fired. But I believe he paid her around $3,000 for it.
    I saw someting like this on Howard Stern years ago. They had a guy who claimed being puked on was his thing. They paid a girl some cash to come in and throw up on him. From the look on his face he enjoyed it.
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    I have had tons of fetish guys: foot, spit, used one guy as a footrest

    I had one guy who kept telling me "not to tell mommy" and how I was his "good little girl." Ew, I couldn't even finish the dance. What's creepy is he said the same thing to another girl

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    I had a guy who bought dances and just wanted me to sit next to him in my thong and talk to him like I was a valley girl. All I had to say at the end of each song was - "like come-on you know you want like another dance" and he would. Easiest money ever made.

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