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    Default Re: Is this a sign?

    The vagina is a moist cavern, things get damp.





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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Eh, no use explaining it..most guys couldn't find their way around a vag w/a braille map & bluetooth instructions piped in their ear @ the same time

    But hey, long as you enjoyed & dancer got paid, win/win, right?
    Hi. I'm new to the board, but I've been lurking for some time. I'm glad this thread did not get locked, because it is hilarious, from start to finish.

    Some of you ladies should quit stripping and write for the Tonight Show. Stripper-snark is the best!

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    ^Hey, you can be funny AND a sex worker, I'm one hell of a multitasker
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Default Re: Is this a sign?

    First clue original poster is trying to convince himself it's real lmfao

    I took a look at her and refused dance. Dumb.

    In my club we must wear one g string, and two booty shorts, that's three undergarments in total. Combine that with dancing, lap dancing, pole work, and normal perspiration.

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    Well I came here for an interesting read with my wake up coffee. This must have been what I was doing with my cup because by page 2 my coffee was already gone and I don't remember drinking it!!
    I feel exhausted!

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    This thread...


    Also, OP, please tell us more about ourselves. You know us soooooo well! You are truly Casanova!

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    Default Re: Is this a sign?

    Strippers r there to hustle and make money any which way they can. A woman can make herself squirt let alone a little moist. They're at the club to make MONEY not friends. Anything she says or does is a complete manipulation to take your cash and the more believe able the action, the better she is at fooling u, and the more $ she will get from u. Guarantee, if u Dont give up the cash, she'll be moistentin her thongs and locking eyes w the next sucker who thinks she's into him. Its all part of the hustle. Sorry guys, but she just ain't that in u, your wallet yes, your cock, hell-2-tha-no

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    Default Re: Is this a sign?

    It may be a sign that you probably won't ever figure out! LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by devil_himself View Post
    Recently I had an encounter with a stripper and I'm not sure what to think of her. She chatted with me and asked for a dance and I said no after taking a look at her. But later that night she got on stage and couldn't keep my eyes off her after she took off her bra. Her boobs were huge and real. After her dance was over she asked me for a dance again and I agreed. It was during the dance that I wondered if she was enjoying the dance more than me. After a couple of dances, I reached down there and to my surprise, she was soaking wet. Now, I realize that from reading this board, most people here will be inclined to say no if you ask about a dancer having genuine interest in a customer. I agree this is true at times (I previously encountered a bullshitter who kept trying to feed me this shit about how much she liked me and how she had never met a guy like me before and how she wanted to give me her phone number...fortunately I wasn't stupid enough to fall for the bullshit from such a blatant wolf in sheep's clothing and told her to drop dead when she had the nerve to ask for a tip). But what about when a stripper starts getting wet? I know a lot of strippers try to hustle customers, but moisture isn't something that you can control.
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    I have never moistened my panties in fact being a nude dancer I rarely have them on anyway! what BS!

    Quote Originally Posted by hellzangel View Post
    Strippers r there to hustle and make money any which way they can. A woman can make herself squirt let alone a little moist. They're at the club to make MONEY not friends. Anything she says or does is a complete manipulation to take your cash and the more believe able the action, the better she is at fooling u, and the more $ she will get from u. Guarantee, if u Dont give up the cash, she'll be moistentin her thongs and locking eyes w the next sucker who thinks she's into him. Its all part of the hustle. Sorry guys, but she just ain't that in u, your wallet yes, your cock, hell-2-tha-no
    Project Summary

    Stripper Gold: Life As An Exotic Dancer Authored by Kalin Kross
    ISBN-13: 978-1503258969
    (CreateSpace-Assigned)
    ISBN-10: 1503258963

    "Let me be your fantasy! I love to get naked and tease. It is a great rush and thrill. I will give you the best dances you have ever had! I look sweet and innocent but I am very naughty and sometimes gets me in trouble.. but it's so much fun!
    "
    Kalin

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