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    Default Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Has anyone heard of this stripper, Simone DanaLustrous?

    https://twitter.com/lovesimone

    She's won a bunch of exotic dancer awards.



    What a banging body!

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    How do they decide who's stripper of the year?
    "Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    How do they decide who's stripper of the year?

    https://twitter.com/LoveSimone/statu...25655166169088

    @LoveSimone
    So My reign as Miss Nude North America has come to an end. BUT!!! I finally won Miss Nude Entertainer of the Year 2014!!!! Yay'nn #NAP2014

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Hmm ok... that didn't really explain anything.
    "Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    dammit i got all excited until i read the " Danalustrous" part :p haha.
    ehh her body isn't really my taste, yeah how did she get to be "stripper of the year"?

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Different groups and different companies have their own awards. Some of them try to be industry wide, some claim to be just because their chains are big enough to have recognition. Deja Vu has various awards, including "Miss Nude USA", etc, that are technically open to all comers but are heavily biased toward their own girls. And the judging is a JOKE. I've been to more than a few of the events and it's pretty clear that the judges decided beforehand who they wanted regardless of crowd reaction or actual show quality - or frankly, the dancers actual look, lol. Accusations of girls fucking various judges are rampant, and sadly - not altogether unfounded in some cases (I know this for a fact).

    In any event, I hope that explains some of it. There isn't like a national panel or official entity or anything, it's just a promotional thing.

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    never heard of her but I actually like her shape

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    She's the Stripper of the Year? I'm seeeewww confused...

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Based on some of the pics I've seen here, if this chick qualifies as 'stripper of the year' then some of the girls that post on SW should be Strippers of the Century!

    Not ugly necessarily, but her hip-to-waist ratio is almost zero. Just straight up and down. Not for me.
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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    I was expecting to see some awesome pole dance video or something. Wtf is this mess?

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    She kinda has an Amy winehouse look. I'd give her 7.45 based on looks but I need to see her dance to see how she holds up to stripper of the year.

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    stripper of the year should be the one who makes the most money AND files her taxes

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    ^^^ cynics would speculate that the decision to award her 'stripper of the year' was at least partially based on how well she 'performed' on the judges themselves !!!

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    I need to see her dance to see how she holds up to stripper of the year.

    Right here.


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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Totally. LMAO. @this thread!
    Yes, I thought it was our very own Simone 87!


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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Ok, I just viewed it..or rather the 1st min.,(1st vid) which I could barely get thru THAT. Sooo boring..&, she.has.NO TITS! I thought I was flat.


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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    I'd give her 7.45 based on looks
    Whaaaaat?! Maybe it's just me. I look at her and the only thing I find attractive is her ass. But then again, I found the Duke porn star attractive in a girl next door sort of way, lol.

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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Well at least she's not overweight and has teeth. In PA she'd be Helen of Troy.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Well at least she's not overweight and has teeth. In PA she'd be Helen of Troy.
    Well, I'm headin' out there then, I haz great teeth!


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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    She was a feature at a club I danced at in PA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chanzep View Post
    she was a feature at a club i danced at in pa.
    teeth!!!


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    Default Re: Stripper of the Year - Simone DanaLustrous

    Hello, yes I've heard about Simone DanaLustrous! I'm not sure, but i think she also did some hardcore movies, i watched her a while ago on . They have there a lot of teasing clips with beautiful women, so enter the site and have some exciting fun!

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    Lol. I just realized this is an old thread. that is the most un sexy thing I've seen. She would be great in a low budget movie as a "zombie stripper".

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