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    Duh Dear Cam Customers...

    Ok, so I saw something similar in the Stripping section and thought it might be cool to have a camming version, since goodness knows we camgirls deal with a ton of annoying customers etc.

    This is a place where you can pretty much say whatever you would have liked to say to your cam customers. Example:

    Dear reg who keeps bitching about my rates,

    Bitch all you damn well please, you still come back and buy 40 min shows, so whatever I am doing, is clearly working. But fuck you, nonetheless, its people like you that make my job harder than it needs to be.

    Post away ladies!


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    Dear Mr. Communication Skills,

    I appreciate that you came into my room and almost immediately sent me an exclusive request, as that often means you'd rather talk without wasting my time. I can also appreciate you sending me a c2c request immediately, even though I generally get that from time wasters and was hesitant. I do NOT appreciate that you didn't have audio, were standing there naked and jacking off, and were clearly viewing my room from a gaming console. All of this meant that you had no means to communicate with me and I ended up looking like a moron going 'uh...? What do you want me to do bro?' Because guessing and getting rated poorly later is obnoxious.

    XOXO

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    When you address me as 'Mistress' on 9/12, and today ask, "hey bb how big are your toys???" I get confused.

    PinkGeisha: "NOTHING IMPRESSES A CAMMODEL MORE THAN A GUY THAT LETS HIS MONEY DO THE TALKING"


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    Default Re: Dear Cam Customers...

    Dear Cam Customers,

    Stop kicking my tires and buy the car already!.. and no you can't take it for a test drive.


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    Dear skype man on AW:

    No, you cannot have my personal number, and no you cannot have another 5 minutes. This is my JOB, I treat it as such. Oh, and NO, you cannot have my Skype addy or a link to any of my other 'free' cam profiles.

    Sincerely,

    No Number lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray View Post
    Dear skype man on AW:

    No, you cannot have my personal number, and no you cannot have another 5 minutes. This is my JOB, I treat it as such. Oh, and NO, you cannot have my Skype addy or a link to any of my other 'free' cam profiles.

    Sincerely,

    No Number lady
    The first part made me Ha Ha out loud. But, why not bb?

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    ^^ Urgh and he has sent me like 10 emails on AW trying to convince me to give him my details, including sending his number and home address. Creepy.

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    Default Re: Dear Cam Customers...

    Oh here's a gem from my SM inbox a few weeks back:

    "Hey there,

    i am actually a model on here too and I am looking for a partner. If you are from the NY area or So Cal and are interested in doing a few couples shows for extra $$ hit me up."

    This email was sent to me twice. I didn't respond (the person had lurked in my room for a while before then), but internally:

    Dear Not-Actually-A-Cam-Model Dude:

    Your name is NYFootball. You have not linked me to a performer account. I clearly have not stated I live in either area while on cam. I have expressed no desire for a partner. You have now sent me this email twice. Your efforts to get me to contact you freely for what is most likely a scam are idiotic. Please go die now.

    XOXO

    Issa

    P.S. If you're actually a model, you'd do better PMing ladies on SW as a verified model.


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    Dear Cam Customers,

    Please take a sex ed class and learn how the female body works before you demand that I milk my tits, while still pregnant.

    Sincerely,

    Sarah
    xoxo ~ Sarah





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    Dear cam customer,

    When you come into my room, at least say hello and ask how my day is going. Just sitting there, lurking, staring and stroking is the equivalent to the pervert that hides in the bushes while watching a woman through a window.

    Please be more considerate and less creepy/rapey.

    Thankyou in advance.


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    Dear cam customer,

    Please don't ask me what I would like to do because you won't like the honest answer.

    - b


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    Dear cam customers,

    There are two letters you should know about. They are called "a" and "y." If you want to turn me on, fucking use them!
    "Do you do tech support in exclusive?"

    Don't call me BB...I'm not the prime minister of Israel!



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    Dear cam customers...
    No, you did not "fuck" me so hard that I didn't have energy to fuck my husband later that night.
    It's your "birthday"? Cool happy birthday, just like I told you last month when you said the same shit , you still don't get free tits or ass.
    "Bb ass- bb tits- bb show ur pussy- " NOT IN FREE CHAT
    " bb cancel gold show I'll take you private"
    No, you won't you'll log out, and even if you do I then loose 100 gold and only get about 20

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    Dear cam customers...
    No, you did not "fuck" me so hard that I didn't have energy to fuck my husband later that night.
    It's your "birthday"? Cool happy birthday, just like I told you last month when you said the same shit , you still don't get free tits or ass.
    "Bb ass- bb tits- bb show ur pussy- " NOT IN FREE CHAT
    " bb cancel gold show I'll take you private"
    No, you won't you'll log out, and even if you do I then loose 100 gold and only get about 20

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    Dear cam customer...

    Please be like the guy I just had. he was respectful, kept to his time limit on Skype and my oh my, guided me to the most explosive orgasm ever. please be like this cam customer. Please.

    Sincerely, Simone


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    Dear cam customers,

    You don't work for free and neither do we. Have a request? TIP for it. Want to see us naked? Buy a show. We all hate being called bb, at least type out the damn four letters for baby.

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    Dear cam customers--

    Please stop sending me messages when I'm offline. I promise i'm not hiding, I'm really not at my computer. I make it as easy as possible to see when i am available, so please don't let that go to waste! Thanks.

    https://discord.gg/uj2YTKV <-- online chat group for camgirls, clipgirls, and strippers! (No men allowed.)

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    Default Re: Dear Cam Customers...

    Dear cam customer that I blocked the other day,

    The reason I blocked you is because you give me the biggest creeps. My skin crawls every time you come into my room. I want to vomit every time. You are not worth those 15 minute exclusives. I can no longer pretend to aroused. You make my vagina crawl. I can't touch myself with you around. Keep your money, or go spend it on another girl. I wish them all the luck to bear your sexist disgusting self.

    Fuck off forever
    AudriTwo

    Ps: I hope your wife finds out about you craigslist encounters (that you recorded and sent to me) without getting a STD. Seriously dude. If you are going to disrespect her by cheating on her, at least show her respect towards her sexual health. Wear a fucking rubber man.
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    Dear Cam Customers,

    Stop twisting my words and telling me you are trying to "SUPPORT"
    me by asking me how tall I am.. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.. I MEAN MONEY..FUCK!
    I just can't

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    Dear Cam CustomER,

    You are NOT God's greatest gift to me. I don't care about how much you "turn me on" with "your big muscles." You've stood me up TWO days in a row for a Skype show when I needed that $200 and you STILL think that you'll give me "the best orgasm of my life."

    I do not want to meet you.
    I do not want to date you.
    But I do need to pay my fucking car insurance.

    Sincerely,
    YouAreSoFuckingConceited
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    Like, I'm happy having my sexy pr0n everywhere, but I don't really want a bunch of clips of me popping balloons in diapers all over the place XD


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    Dear Cam Customers,

    I don't give a shit what the other models do. No, I will NOT turn off my music in a show. I don't give a shit who you are. I won't take my model sign down either. I don't give a shit about your money. I'm not inviting that kind of problem and it's an automatic ban to ask me now.

    XOXO

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    Default Re: Dear Cam Customers...

    This is the best thread, EVER. EVER! I love it. Anyway, hell where do I begin?

    Dear assfuckface,

    I seriously hate you. Really. No, I will NOT warm you up...I don't care if you promise and swear on your mothers life that you will take me exclusive if I do this, or that...you probably WON'T. I will NOT show tits bb. I will NOT show ASS bb. I will not give you a "twirl" bb. I will not show you my feet. I will not stand up. I will not lay down. I will do whatever it is that I am fucking DOING...I am NOT moving if I am not paid to do so, period. I will smile and ignore you, until you PAY ME.

    Very Sincerely,

    Me <3
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    Default Re: Dear Cam Customers...

    On a positive note...

    Dear Canadian doms,

    You are the greatest thing since sliced bread. I don't know what it is about the Canadian school system or Canadian parenting or whatever the hell it is that makes you all so awesome, but every time I have a wonderful, 30min+ session with a guy that is sweet yet sadistic, smart and oh-so articulate, it almost always turns out to be a Canadian dude. So, you guys fucking rock my socks off. Or underwear, or whatever.
    "Do you do tech support in exclusive?"

    Don't call me BB...I'm not the prime minister of Israel!




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    Dear cam customers!
    I'm not looking for a partner for life/one night stand/chatting pal. I won't fly to N city for a weekend to meet you so we could cheat on our spouses, or notify you on getting divorced, or stay an extra few hours at the computer after my 9-hour camming shift to talk to you, even though you're handsome, sweet and we have similar tastes in music and movies and play the same games and I'm so kinky and open minded and really enjoy our time together. No offence meant, pleasant customers are still customers and I've got an off-work life to live, a house to do and a cat and a husband who both need attention (also, I'm an introvert and wouldn't be able to keep THAT many friendships going anyway). You can come to see me any time I'm online, but my off-site time is MINE. Thank you.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Dear cam customers,
    Thanks for paying all of my bills and then some. Thanks for paying for my trips to Vegas and New Orleans the past 6 weeks. Thank you for allowing me to work p/t and make more money then people who work f/t while I study app security without having to put clothing on for days upon end. On that note, thanks for not making me wear clothing so I do not actually have to do laundry. Thank you for wanting to worship me and call me a goddess, cuz I was sure growing up I was. Thank you for taking me exclusive so I can teach you MS Excel while I am naked for 2 hours (even though you didn't care, I like to look at and play with my boobs).
    I will try to be online more so you can continue to worship me.

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