A customer of the club (not "my" customer) recently started doing something quite annoying; he has been actively preventing dancers from hustling by inserting himself into the conversations uninvited. It wasn't just me, but the other girls have noticed this as well. Some of the girls have become actively hostile toward the customer, as they should be. I try to be nice(ish) when he tries it with me, saying something like, "Melvin, you're going to have to pay for this man's VIP dances if you continue interrupt." I'm pretty sure that Melvin is in the early stages of Alzheimer's and I cut him a break for that reason.
But lately, a new crop of mentally sound customers have started doing the same thing. There were 3 men in the club yesterday, actively trying to push out other, higher paying customers from the club. Since I live in one of the most polite cities in the country, these nice guys will generally walk away instead of defending their space. (Yes, this scene from Portlandia is pretty accurate)
I've got a couple of choices when this happens:
-Put on my bitch face and tell off the offending customer.
-Or try to get money out of the cheapskate.
These men aren't doing anything wrong, per se, just cock blocking the dancers from making money. They are buying food and drinks from the bar, and will spend a small amount of money in stage tips and the occasional lap dance, so management is not interested in asking them to leave.
One customer spent 9 hours in the bar yesterday, driving away other customers the entire time. He bought every dancer a drink who asked for one, but didn't buy a single dance while actively monopolizing the girls' time.
To add insult to injury, the club has instituted a new policy that if a customer offers to buy a dancer a drink, WE HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. I had 6 liters of water purchased for me yesterday, LOL!
I don't know if this is just a Portland thing with customers actively cock blocking spending customers in the strip clubs, or if it is something that is happening everywhere. I was talking with a girl last night, and we are teaming up to act as each others wing man if this happens again. It would suck if this is the new Mystery Method or other meme to fuck with strippers.



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