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    Default So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    http://www.returnofkings.com/45334/5...ngs-are-broken

    Found this heinous article online. I can only hope that the author was joking or something because the fact that people still think this way is terrible...wow.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    ^^^ For starters, obviously the author of that article was a self-righteous a$$hole with a capital A.

    However, if only by sheer luck, he does raise two potentially valid points. Vanilla job employers DO tend to take a dim view of conspicuous tats and metal ... even though this position may have absolutely no basis in fact. And unless the girl can defy age and gravity for the rest of her life, 'distorted' ink can start to look pretty weird.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    ^^that is true. The rest of the article and the tone of the blog even though would suggest some insecure, butthurt man who has deep seated issues with women. Sigh.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    Well, the Sad Bastard's Club has a new candidate for their President.


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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    There are a lot of guys who think that way. Same sort of dude who reads PUA subreddits and thinks that "negging" girls will make them fall all over your dick.
    Don't worry about things like that... the sort of men who think that way are really easy to identify and avoid.
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    ^^^Think the author's a little mad he keeps getting cheated on and couldn't fuck hard enough. Why you'd admit this in an article tied to your real name is beyond me.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    What horrifies me most is the misogyny...there's a post on that site about how most women lie about being raped etc, stuff like that...I just don't now how a site like that has sponsors etc. Its sad.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    "...starting fights for no reason to try provoke me into hitting and slapping her."

    Riiiiiiiiiight. It was her fault you became violent and abusive.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    I will never get back the 2 minutes it took that site to load....the guy is a full on PUA asshole.

    he has a website devoted to it, don't even give him the clicks

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    As a heavily tattooed lady, this article just made me LOL. It's so obviously transparent that he has a hard on for us 'alternative' chicks but can't get none. Haha! What a loser. As far as his first "point" goes, I have men get lap dances from me specifically because they think my tattoos are sexy and they like that look. He's generalizing all men in addition to generalizing all women with ink/piercings..Derp!

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    Sadly I'm familiar with that website "Return of Kings." It is based on the idea that men are the superior gender and deserve to be treated like kings by us lowly, inferior women. They also produced that article that caught a lot of heat a while back, "Reasons to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder." The sad thing is, it's not even satire. There are really some dudes who believe in this!
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    This article made me think of Maddox, who calls himself a satirist (altho my personal jury is still out on that). 'Alaphabet of Manliness' anyone? SMH. The POS I dated in uni was all over Maddox like he was the Second Fkng Coming. The problem w/ guys like this is, even if they call themselves satirists, & even if one is capable of the extreme mental gymnastics needed to agree that they are just satirists, there are so many shitsacks out there who read their crap, love it, absorb it, & live it. & the authors are perfectly ok w/ that, bc they won't ever be the ones on the receiving end of the consequences.
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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    This is so hilarious. I love the guy who's just commenting on any intelligent comment with "SLUT," What on earth is the point of responding to intelligence with idiocy? I will never understand the reasoning behind battling legitimate opinions with dull wit.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    Wow....he just wrote an article listing every single untrue stereotype out there......He's pretty much trying to justify all this garbage with his experience with ONE girl. I hate to break it to him but there are plenty of slutty, irresponsible, selfish, boring, and crazy chicks with no tattoos and piercings as well.

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    ^^^and beyond that lol at peeps who still consider 'slut' to be a slur

    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray View Post
    the fact that people still think this way is terrible
    to the end of his days my husband's father will believe that my tats, piercings and purple streaks are evidence of my deep-seated hatred of myself. it's not that he can't wrap his mind around my choices, he's a brilliant, imaginative man and could do so if he was so inclined. he just chooses not to believe that someone would have a different, legitimate perception of beauty than he. Mind you, he also criticizes my avoidance of processed food and passion for exercise (ya know, evidence that I treat my body well) so you really can't win with these people. you can't always avoid em so you just have to laugh.

    as to the article, I'm with SweetJulia. Way to work out your own issues in print and call it journalism!

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    Those damn MRAs, when they will ever learn?!





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    Oh my god, I can't stop clicking on the outrageous articles on this site... Someone stop me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamdinger View Post
    Oh my god, I can't stop clicking on the outrageous articles on this site... Someone stop me!!
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    Oh, I clicked further-there's ten things us white girls can learn from Asian ladies. Code for: he bought a mail order bride.
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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    Its sad that there are people out there who follow this garbage. Makes me lose even more faith in dudes.

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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    UPDATE!!!!!

    The author of that article has escaped the USA because he has received death threads from tons of women.

    http://www.returnofkings.com/45860/r...tattooed-women





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    Default Re: So now apparently girls with tattoos and piercings are broken...

    I don't like tattoos BUT the author of that screed is a nothing ; a nobody. Which is probably why he writes the type of stuff he does. It's the only way he can get any kind of attention.

    A little bit of what he had to say has some validity : Some employers look askance at tattoos. Especially on women but most accept them as a fact of life. Gravity and aging will affect the appearance of a tat and to some degree getting one does indicate some possible lack of foresight.

    The bottom line is that we are a pluralistic society that requires all of us to exercise some tolerance. Obviously people who get tattoos think they make them look more attractive and/or the tattoo is important to them. Do I think it is silly to have a Bible verse or motto tattooed on oneself ? Yes. So does Bill Maher. If it's that important and means so much why can't they just remember it ? But if that is what somebody wants to do they certainly ought to have that freedom. If a tat bothers the author so much there is a very simple solution : Don't look at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    UPDATE!!!!!

    The author of that article has escaped the USA because he has received death threads from tons of women.

    http://www.returnofkings.com/45860/r...tattooed-women
    Well then, justice has been served. Being forced out of home is the type of trauma he deserves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray View Post
    Well then, justice has been served. Being forced out of home is the type of trauma he deserves.
    Are you serious ? Did you READ your own link ? Can't you tell when your leg is being pulled ? The whole thing is obviously a spoof of some sort or at least SATIRE.

    I wondered whether the original piece was a joke and the follow-up confirms that it was.

    So all you tatted up catty gals can relax and go back to your ink-stained lives. Lol. I'M KIDDING ! That was just a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray
    Well then, justice has been served. Being forced out of home is the type of trauma he deserves.

    2nd'ing Eric Stoner's reply to this ^^^^

    … except for that I am not 100% convinced it was just satire. That said: satire or serious, the guy's a dick, & probably not even all that fuckable. Tattooed & pierced here, & I def wouldn't pass up the chance to smack him repeatedly across the face w/ a large fish, but therés no reason to let him get so deep into your head. Why are you taking his ravings so personally? They are just that, ravings. You know yourself much better than he does, so rise above his bs & chill out.

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