Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

  1. #1
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Sep 2014
    Posts
    491
    Thanks
    2,517
    Thanked 1,320 Times in 344 Posts

    Default Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    How do you even talk to guys who are dull as a spoon? I have been working during the weekdays, which I don't do (for this reason), and there are like 1-2 tables that I can sit with usually at a time. 100% of the time, they are SO BORING. I flirt and I entertain them and we do dances and they tip me, which I love, but I get so bored after a while. They are so easily entertained! Are people who come into the strip club just stupid as fuck? I feel like i have to dumb myself down to relate to the people who come in.

    I'm thinking of just camming instead of stripping, I have cammed once before and I had fun. Stripping just seems like it attracts a really dumb crowd.

  2. #2
    God/dess simone87's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2012
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    5,171
    Thanks
    7,361
    Thanked 9,469 Times in 3,228 Posts
    My Mood
    Cheeky

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    yes, a lot of them are guys who have no "game", don't have people skills, and can't get beautiful female attention without paying for it..and they don't feel they really have to try and be charming or hold your attention, because like i said before, they're already paying you to give them attention. if they're tipping and getting dances, money is enough to hold my interest..i could talk to a rock as long as i'm getting paid haha, maybe you're just a little burnt out?

  3. The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to simone87 For This Useful Post:


  4. #3
    God/dess ScarletKitten's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Hyperspace
    Posts
    2,208
    Thanks
    3,162
    Thanked 6,709 Times in 1,895 Posts

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    Yeah, I feel you. There are alot of boring guys in the club. I think they are just tired/worn-out from the daily grind of their jobs. Some of them just want to sit there and relax and not say much because it is the only time in their lives where they get to do that. But not everyone is boring. Sometimes you just have to try to get them out of their shell. I tend to make most guys feel comfortable enough to spill some funny/ crazy stories. But I try to find the nerdy types anyway, someone to talk nerdy things with.
    "Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"

  5. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to ScarletKitten For This Useful Post:


  6. #4
    God/dess simone87's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2012
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    5,171
    Thanks
    7,361
    Thanked 9,469 Times in 3,228 Posts
    My Mood
    Cheeky

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    ^ yeah i think that's another big issues, a lot of guys say they come in to "relax" and "zone out" after a bad day. i can't really imagine relaxing in a SC but i guess guys are different.

  7. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to simone87 For This Useful Post:


  8. #5
    God/dess Sophia_Starina's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Nudie-Land
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4,151 Times in 1,462 Posts
    My Mood
    Sneaky

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    I keep saying it.

    Stripping is a job. It's work. It's not fun all of the time.

    At least it pays better than most of the other boring montonous stuff out there.

    But yeah, try camming. Give it a shot. Why not? Perhaps it will be a nice change of pace.


    And if you want to have a better time, don't judge the less-than-charming customers too harshly. Were it not for them, we wouldn't have much of an industry. Dumb it down. Play along. Ditz it up. Who cares?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

  9. The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Sophia_Starina For This Useful Post:


  10. #6
    God/dess shasta's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    778
    Thanked 658 Times in 317 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    I ask REALLY detailed questions about themselves without delving into highly personal matters. Example:

    Me: I am so glad you came to see me, what were you doing all day?
    Boring customer: Nothing.
    me: I am sure you had a great day! Did you eat any good food today?
    bc: I had some tacos.
    me: Awesome! I love tacos! Where is your favorite place to get tacos? Do you like to cook tacos?
    bc: I actually make the best carne asada tacos, everyone loves them.
    me: Wow, you sound really talented, most guys never cook. You smell nice, too. I would love to dance for you again:-)

  11. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to shasta For This Useful Post:


  12. #7
    God/dess shasta's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    778
    Thanked 658 Times in 317 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    I ask REALLY detailed questions about themselves without delving into highly personal matters. Example:

    Me: I am so glad you came to see me, what were you doing all day?
    Boring customer: Nothing.
    me: I am sure you had a great day! Did you eat any good food today?
    bc: I had some tacos.
    me: Awesome! I love tacos! Where is your favorite place to get tacos? Do you like to cook tacos?
    bc: I actually make the best carne asada tacos, everyone loves them.
    me: Wow, you sound really talented, most guys never cook. You smell nice, too. I would love to dance for you again:-)

  13. #8
    Featured Member wednesday86's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    1,911
    Thanks
    2,498
    Thanked 6,402 Times in 1,573 Posts

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    I definitely have to dumb myself down. In fact I started a whole thread about it, because I wanted to know if I was the only one. I've found I make much more $ if I turn my brain off as much as possible. Most PEOPLE are boring and/or stupid to me. I know that sounds mean, but I've always felt like that.

    I get sick of playing 20 questions too. If they're really boring and not talking, I try to close the dance and get away asap before I go into a coma.

  14. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to wednesday86 For This Useful Post:


  15. #9
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    980
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 1,287 Times in 510 Posts
    My Mood
    Aggressive

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    during long boring rooms i often pull my phone out and just show them slutty pictures on my phone under the guise that i want their advice on which bikini or bra looks better on me. its not that exciting but to them it is and it helps pass a lot of time.

  16. The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to charlotte. For This Useful Post:


  17. #10
    Featured Member Tourdefranzia's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2013
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Posts
    1,445
    Thanks
    649
    Thanked 3,393 Times in 970 Posts

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    When the customer is boring, I do things to entertain myself. For instance, I'll make up an obvious lie about myself then just keep embellishing until the customer calls bullshit on me. So, if he asks me if this is my only job, I'll say no and then come up the craziest job I could think of. One time I said I worked for a fertility clinic in the sperm bank donation center. Another time I claimed to be a mortician. Yesterday I told a customer I was a congressional lobbyist. A few years ago I had convinced a customer that I was a doctor (or at least he played along with me).

    Ultimately, the customers are allowed to be boring and not try at all. They want YOU to impress THEM, not the other way around. The goal is to help him part with his money, not be entertained by the customer.

  18. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Tourdefranzia For This Useful Post:


  19. #11
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Sep 2014
    Posts
    491
    Thanks
    2,517
    Thanked 1,320 Times in 344 Posts

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    Oh, I love all of these answers!

    I think my problem is when there are only one or two guys in the club and I click with neither of them... I just think dayshift/ weekdays is NOT for me because I had a blast over the weekend and met a lot of awesome customers! Yes, I agree that this is a job, but if I am not entertaining the customer, then I am not happy and I cannot make a customer happy, which is what I love to do! I love my job and I expect to have fun when I go in, because if I am not having fun, no one else that I sit with will be either! We do not have to put up with dullness for a mere 20 bucks. When I am entertained, I make much more and I can entertain much more efficiently.

  20. #12
    Veteran Member tiffany_twisted's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    203
    Thanks
    268
    Thanked 277 Times in 106 Posts

    Default Re: Customers so boring I want to stab myself

    Another thing I find it, when I find a guy that has the personality of a rock, sometimes it's just their way of saying that they're not that interested in you - they're just too socially awkward to actually say it. When I find a guy like this, I spend a couple minutes trying to find something to open him up, and if I can't, I try to make the sale and move on. It doesn't always mean you won't get dances - some guys just REALLY aren't talkers and will be thankful you're whisking them away for a lap dance as soon as possible!

  21. The Following User Says Thank You to tiffany_twisted For This Useful Post:


Similar Threads

  1. I'm so boring!
    By sylvieblue in forum Camming Connection
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 07-10-2017, 08:16 AM
  2. Boring Boring Boring
    By Mimi NY in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 03-19-2008, 12:50 PM
  3. Am I really that boring?
    By Callyish in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 124
    Last Post: 11-08-2007, 02:55 PM
  4. A stab in the dark- "club tiger lilly" paisley
    By pinkpvc in forum Club Chat
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 12-11-2006, 09:17 PM
  5. Something Not Boring?
    By RetiredDancer in forum Body Business
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 02-22-2005, 11:15 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •