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    I don't think we have a companion to the "STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam..." thread, do we? I realize that we don't hear a lot of nice stuff on cam, so this will probably fall down to page 27 really quickly, lol. Even so, I think it's good to remember that some of our guys can be pretty awesome at times.
    Plus, I got a funny/sweet email this morning and had to share.


    In a very polite message about arranging an indy show, the guy described his preferences, saying, "I'd say I'm somewhat submissive since I prefer scenarios with the woman in the power role, but really prefer it to lead to things I already like, so that doesn't really count as BDSM submissive."

    This made me giggle so much because, unbeknownst to him, that is exactly what 99% of "BDSM subs" want on cam. I thought it was kind of cute that he seems to think that it's wrong to call yourself "submissive" unless you actually want to do whatever the Domme wants. It's also sweet that he's trying to be upfront and honest about his desires, as opposed to the "I'm a sub bitch with no limits as long as you only ask for exactly the things that get me off" guys.

    The whole email also had a tone of "here's my custie resume, so please consider doing a session with me," which is always refreshing.
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    "dont worry, its slow for other models today"
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    Oh, wait, I have another one! This is from a paid chat last night.

    Guy: I'm really hot.
    Me:... ... Um, I'm sure you are... but good to know!
    Guy: No! I meant you're really hot!

    Thankfully, me LMAO didn't seem to kill his boner. Considering how often I fuck up and say stuff like "Do you like my cock in your mouth?" when NOT doing strap on play, I was happy to see that I'm not the only one that sometimes messes up the pronouns.
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    "dont worry, its slow for other models today"
    I'm not other models, its not slow.

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    broke loser: ohhh my gooodness
    are you real
    cause if you are the world is much better off

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    One of my regs likes to tell me dirty old man jokes all the time. He goes, "my friend just got engaged to some 25 year old model and I asked him, what'd you tell her you were 45? He says, no I told her I was 80 and in bad health"

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    One of my fave regs had a birthday this weekend and i emailed him a photo of me holding up a sign saying "happy birthday (name)" and he emailed me back saying he had birthday money for a custom video and the specs for it...and less than 10 minutes later i had a payment email from cmd for him with an extra $10 "because you remembered my birthday". He also emails me awesome doctor who stuff and is just all around awesome, he likes to talk doctor who via Skype text and always pays when we've been chatting for a bit "out of respect for your time" even though i consider 5 minutes typing to him to be a cost of business for keeping a great customer interested.

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    I've piled on a few pounds lately so was feeling a bit 'blehhhh' about myself but lately had some really awsome compliments like:

    "Your body is like melted butter. I wanna sink into it."

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    (referring to my nationality) <<I love you more than I love Fellini>>
    and I was like, thats blasphemously cute

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    This wasn't on cam, it was phone sex A few months ago, it was my first night as a PSO and I was super nervous as to how to sound sexy on phone...
    A guy called me and I told him straight up that it was my first time and apologized that I wasn't doing any sexy or dirty talk, and he was so cool with it! We ended up chatting on the phone for 2 whole hours about random stuff He's been a regular ever since, and we still don't do any sexy talk It's always just chill with him!

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    I had a guy tell me I was the Sarah Silverman of porn which made me giggle

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    Bump! Just got this, from a guy who was originally looking for a "big boob show" (not exactly my forte lol, and I told him that before the show):

    "You are so pretty
    Your tits may not be big but your smile is really big lol"

    Possibly my favorite cam compliment ever.

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    I'm gonna add to this because my own cam morale has been a little low lately.
    I once had a guy take me exclusive and spent a good amount of time talking about his cat (in a completely innocent way) and I thought it was really endearing and a nice change to the usual 'get naked right now and shove a huge dildo in u'

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    This thread is giving me life!! I honestly felt kind of isolated for how much I enjoy when clients say really sweet things, and I love knowing I have a place to share them now. This was a darling feedback left for me after a show that just made me smile.

    "Alyssa was amazing; sweet, smart, sexy and sensuous. Her only desire was to fullfil mine, and that she did...leaving me a breathless, spent, whimpering mass of quivering flesh. I cannot wait until our next sordid little tryst."

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    I think guys just telling me that I've made them smile after they've had a crappy day. I grew up watching stand up comedy and it saved my life so I bring a lot of comedy into my shows. I get that being as quirky will not appeal to a lot of guys that go on the sites just to stroke their ding-a-lings and I'm fine with that! I get plenty of guys that come back just because they know I'll make them smile or laugh and that fills me with flooffy feelings.

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