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    Default My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Okay girls. I have no idea why this didn't occur to me but I feel so stupid. I've been doing a topless show that involves lots of licking nibbling in sucking and at the end I squirt some lotion on my chest and rub it in. Then I flirt for a bit and start the show over again as so as I can.

    Since I started camming I noticed I've been having trouble eating. It got so bad that for the past two days I couldn't even stand the sight of food and gag whenever someone eats around me. I self diagnosed myself with about a million different deadly diseases... and then I realized. Shit, your not supposed to eat the lotion. Now I get to go to my 60 year old male doctor tomorrow and explain what I did. Oh Lord, I don't think it could get any worse.

    So when your all done laughing could anyone point me in the direction of a non toxic lotion that will give me the white creamy look I need and not make me sick. I don't have time to wash it off between shows because I only have a four hour window to make money. Thanks again.

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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Watered down white icing in a lotion bottle?
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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    I do not have a very precise recommendation, but I heard some time ago about HoneyLube ( http://honeylube.bigcartel.com ) and I guess you could search for some similar lotion: organic.
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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Icing is a good idea, but you can also just not eat the "cum". Customers should not expect you to harm yourself, and frankly, I think that if you do use icing or something else, and disguise it as lotion in a bottle and then eat it, you're only reinforcing those expectations.
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    Coconut Cream or milk, or even milk powder mixed with water to the consistency you prefer. I use coconut milk in my stage shows. I would not allow it to get inside my vagina (or lotion for that matter).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickdreams View Post
    Coconut Cream or milk, or even milk powder mixed with water to the consistency you prefer. I use coconut milk in my stage shows. I would not allow it to get inside my vagina (or lotion for that matter).
    Coconut oil is fine in the vagina. Why is coconut milk bad?
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    Yes Im happy to get coco oil in my vagina, hair, mouth everywhere! I think that putting food stuffs anywhere internal is just begging for an infection...
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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    plain organic yogurt! good for the skin and vag and you can eat it.

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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Greek yogurt is creamy in consistency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyori View Post
    plain organic yogurt! good for the skin and vag and you can eat it.
    Just make sure it's UNsweetened if you're using it in/around your vagina, Candida (yeast) LOVES to eat sugar and you don't want to get an infection!




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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by luvnrockets View Post
    Icing is a good idea, but you can also just not eat the "cum". Customers should not expect you to harm yourself, and frankly, I think that if you do use icing or something else, and disguise it as lotion in a bottle and then eat it, you're only reinforcing those expectations.
    I agree with this.

    Honestly that type of show sounds messy and a lot of trouble anyway.

    Lots of hosts make plenty of money without doing shows like that. I'd skip the lotion / icing and find other things to do.


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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Dont do the lotion. If youre just rubbing it in, then you dont need it. If you must use something that looks like cum, the yogurt ideas mentioned are good ones.

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    Default Re: My first stupid camming mistake please try not to laugh to hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by luvnrockets View Post
    Coconut oil is fine in the vagina. Why is coconut milk bad?
    You can put coconut oil & plain, unsweetened yogurt inside you because they both contain zero sugar, but you can't put coconut milk inside you because it has sugar in it.

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