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    Default How do you fart on live cam chat?

    I always need to fart after some time of having live cam chat. Sometimes I use to try to let a silent one but I am afraid of a nasty sound. How do you fart?

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    Default Re: How do you fart on live cam chat?

    just mute your sound for when you're going to fart and then unmute it when you're done, that's the best I could come up with.

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    Is this for real ?made me lol.

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    You know you're a cam girl when you see this thread and assume that it's asking how you can fart on demand when a fart fetishist asks for that. I have no idea how they expect anyone to be able to do that. It amazes me how often I have to remind my room that I can't just produce involuntary bodily functions for their amusement.

    I think the mute button is your best bet. If you really want to cover it up, grab your phone, pretend to have a quick conversation, and then come back and make it sound like a sexy call - "Sorry guys! My roommate was calling to see if we need another 100 pack of condoms." LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magical_Hoohah View Post

    You know you're a cam girl when you see this thread and assume that it's asking how you can fart on demand when a fart fetishist asks for that. I have no idea how they expect anyone to be able to do that. It amazes me how often I have to remind my room that I can't just produce involuntary bodily functions for their amusement.

    I think the mute button is your best bet. If you really want to cover it up, grab your phone, pretend to have a quick conversation, and then come back and make it sound like a sexy call - "Sorry guys! My roommate was calling to see if we need another 100 pack of condoms." LOL.
    You know you've been a camgirl a long time when you know how to burp on command, produce farts on demand and can fake hiccups

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    I wonder how you managed to control your farting at your last job! :-P

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    I got really excited for this thread thinking there would be lots of great advice on how to best make yourself fart on command >_< I was just asking about that very thing the other day in one of the video threads.

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    Default Re: How do you fart on live cam chat?

    So, anyone want to share - how do you produce a fart when you have a customer who will pay big bucks for you to fart for him?


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    Just fart as loud as you can then ask 'BB, is that you?!' Or blame it on one of the glitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by laurielegs View Post
    So, anyone want to share - how do you produce a fart when you have a customer who will pay big bucks for you to fart for him?

    You can make artificial farts! This is what I do with queefing. I get a large plastic syringe, suck up some air, and put some air up in there. I'm pretty sure you can figure out what to do next.



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    Quote Originally Posted by laurielegs View Post
    So, anyone want to share - how do you produce a fart when you have a customer who will pay big bucks for you to fart for him?
    Right, i wanna know too, when i read the thread title i was thinking is about farting fetish but well... is this a troll question maybe? Your 1st post in here OP & that's the thread u could came up with?! lol. Ok, do whatever u do when u fart off cam (in public, outside).

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    Go to a fart sounds website on your phone, sit on phone and press play.
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    Couple of times members farted infront of me and blamed to their dogs!
    I think you can fart with your lips against arm and record it andtime you need it. Just play a record! I play record of my own moan. Sometimes i do not have so much energy to moan, play, write back on pms, and etc everything at tbe same time, i just play a good recorded moan of mine.

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    I love queefing fetishists but they are so rare! I can easily suck up air using my fingers while in doggie - two fingers in, open it up, flex and fill with air, remove fingers, push and let rip! You could surreptitiously do that off to the side or while you're facing the cam if you want to fake fart for fart guys!

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    I have a glass dildo that is curved with a big tip and that thing gives me the power of queefing vigour. I can literally rap out Iggy Azalea' "Beg for it" with my vagina.
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    Default Re: How do you fart on live cam chat?

    with the syringe in the vag, can't that give you an air embolism? curious, because that's a genius idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    with the syringe in the vag, can't that give you an air embolism? curious, because that's a genius idea
    I thought you had to actually inject gas directly into the bloodstream for that to happen?




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    ^It shouldn't, I don't believe injecting air into your vag or ass can cause an air embolism unless it can work its' way into a blood vessel like that, unless one is actually open, in which case you'd be gushing blood and hopefully dealing with that.
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    If injecting air into your vag causes an embolism, I think I'd be pretty bad off by now. I get a ton of air in there naturally during doggy style.
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    Default Re: How do you fart on live cam chat?

    I'm very flatulent, as a side effect of menopause.
    I just mute the cam.
    I get quite a lot of requests for farting, and queefing. It never fails that I usually don't have the 'urge' when it's been demanded.
    For Farting shows, I just turn my butt to the cam, and make fake farting noises with my hand covering my mouth.
    As far as queefing, I put the cam down to face my vag, and do the same thing.
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    I actually did try injecting air yesterday to try and produce something, but it just made me cramp up and it came out HOURS later. Might just have to eat a whole can or 2 of beans.

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    ok,so i researched it a little more, and they say its possible if there is a tear in the vagina or uterus, and is more common in pregnant women but still not likely. it COULD even happen from a guy blowing into the opening to your pussy but the chances are slim.

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    http://www.amazon.com/OTC-IN9-65-Who.../dp/B000NJBRPA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
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    I have thought about buying a whoopee cushion & hiding it under a pillow.

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