I know there's a model post for this... but really, I've seen some of the most asinine shit ever while chatting with a few models, and I feel like that glorious display of IQ needs to be shared with the world. (the enttiiirreee pllaannneeettt)
Well, Lets start this shin-dig:
englishMotherfucker: show tit
Model: $10 if you want me to flash, or you can take me to private and see more :)
englishMotherfucker: lest massing tit stand up and pvt
englishMotherfucker: show tit plz
englishMotherfucker: u pee
(worth noting that the models profile says in about 12 places: "I'M NOT INTO ANAL" Or some variety therein)
youCanTellHowThisEnds: Hey, I just read your profile. How do you feel about butt plugs?
Model: ... How do you think?
youCanTellHowThisEnds: You enjoy them? Awesome, lets private.
(drags girl into private)
...(ten minutes later)
youCanTellHowThisEnds: I'm reporting this and asking for a refund.
doingItWrong? tipped $100 with the message: come4me right here right now.
(The model moans and shakes a little)
doingItWrong?: that was quick
doingItWrong?: real cum?
Model: Of course <3
doingItWrong?: okay
(a few minutes later)
Model: He does that once a week...



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: I'm a male model but now I'm going to be on the look out for crazy conversation. I never know where to share that stuff besides with my personal friends. And naturally they don't always want to hear it.

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