View Poll Results: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

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  • Got spit on

    5 10.87%
  • Dancer smelled

    13 28.26%
  • Customer peed

    5 10.87%
  • Dancer farted

    8 17.39%
  • Customer smelled

    16 34.78%
  • Got cussed out

    6 13.04%
  • Dancer peed

    4 8.70%
  • Got cussed out

    4 8.70%
  • Customer farted

    6 13.04%
  • Dancer threw up

    8 17.39%
  • A fight

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    What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Oops messed up on the poll. 2 "got cussed out" picks lol.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Customers licking the dollar bills and trying to tip the girls with them anyway. Or seeing a customer throw up on himself while sitting stageside. Having a fight break out and one of the customers stabs another with a broken beer bottle, bleeds all over part of the stage before the cops show.... To name a few....
    So glad to be out of that dive bar. Yikes.
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    21 year old birthday girl puked on my stage during my first song. YAY.

    Fortunately I had this tingling 6th sense that she was about to blow and moved over two people to the right just before it happened.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    I a dancer with a dirty bottom in a nude section of a club. The stage was just a step up from the floor and the dancers would move around the stage and give mini-laps for customers who left tips on the stage. I had already put my tip on the stage when I noticed her problem. I left the tip where it was, but left the club before she could get to me. Never came back.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    dirty bottom.
    We are all adults here.

    Please specify, what exactly is a dirty bottom and how did no one else notice?

    Are you sure she didn't just have an unbleached perianal area?

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    This just happened at my club last week lol.

    Edited: this was supposed to be a reply to the 21 yr old bday girl story

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    had two customers pee all over themselves during a dance..and had one old guy shit his depends..knelt down between his legs to be all sexy and cute and nearly passed out from the smell.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Ok everyone...prepare yourselves for the grossest, nastiest, bloodiest happening in a strip club:


    PERIOD SHOWING UP A WEEK EARLY...WHILE DOING A STAGE SET.


    That happened last year when I had my IUD. No fluid fell on stage/floor, though: I took off my heels and quickly left the stage to wash myself. However, it was NASTY!!!!





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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Well I voted "dancer smelled" but that brief phrase fails to convey the nasal assault that I suffered. As a background, the incident happened before the era of flushable moist towelettes. Two things: (1) a dry wipe cleans the bulk following a bowel movement but does little to properly cleanse the anus. For some strange reason, America can create the Internet and Apollo programs but has yet to master bidet technology. (2) A g-string, while designed to inspire sexual desire, does little to mask anal odor. And so it came to pass, during an ordinary lapdance during an ordinary visit, that a scantily-clad dancer did place my nose between her butt cheeks and proceed to twerk (at the time we called it a booty clap). Have you ever needed to cry but social decorum forbade it? I don't remember many details about that night. It is a night best left forgotten.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Multiple picks here for me. My incidents:

    1) Dancer odor- What made it bad was that I'd already prepaid for 30 minute VIP with a dancer who gave me prior good regular dances. Problem area was underarm odor. I compensated for it by "coaching" dancer into certain positions, which saved the session.

    2) Dancer farted just prior to dance- posted in blue thread several months ago.

    3) Customer threw up...... and missed hitting me be a few inches. Hit the wall beside me by paper towel dispenser in mens room. Seconds later, a bouncer who was a dead ringer for Richard Kiel asked me if I'd seen this guy. I told him that he was probably in one of the stalls puking his guts out.

    All 3 incidents happened prior to me joining SW, #3 happened almost 20 years ago in a club visit that was crummy in more ways than 1.
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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Some idiot tried to lick my asshole once. That was pretty gross. Traumatizing actually.
    "Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletKitten View Post
    Some idiot tried to lick my asshole once. That was pretty gross. Traumatizing actually.
    Given my response a couple posts up; I am both baffled and horrified by this behavior.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by LexiConn View Post
    We are all adults here.

    Please specify, what exactly is a dirty bottom and how did no one else notice?

    Are you sure she didn't just have an unbleached perianal area?
    There was a large brown area extending well past her anus on both cheeks. This was several years ago, but as I remember it, there were only 2 or 3 guys at the stage. I think I noticed it shortly after she got on stage. It may have been the others had not seen it yet. Perhaps they did react somehow, but as I said, I left immediately, so I did not see how they responded.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    There was a large brown area extending well past her anus on both cheeks. This was several years ago, but as I remember it, there were only 2 or 3 guys at the stage. I think I noticed it shortly after she got on stage. It may have been the others had not seen it yet. Perhaps they did react somehow, but as I said, I left immediately, so I did not see how they responded.
    I can't help but feel that this is just what her asshole looks like. If it extended about an inch to either side and up the crack it's probably that she has a dark asshole

    And now I'm considering anal bleach fml

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexiConn View Post
    I can't help but feel that this is just what her asshole looks like. If it extended about an inch to either side and up the crack it's probably that she has a dark asshole
    I recall the brown color as extending much further than that -- about a third of the way across both cheeks. Maybe it was normal coloring, but in the 30 years I have been going to strip clubs, I have never noticed anything similar.

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    I was in vip with one guy and my gf. My friend insisted for me to take my shoes. I never do, but the one time I did in that room I stepped on that customer's vomit. I had no clue he threw up in that room. Ugh. Gross. Lol. Never again will I remove my shoes for anything.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Um, I had to check multiple... literally all of these happened while I drank at work.

    1 Guy passed out while I was dancing for him and as I watched a puddle began to form across his pale blue jeans.
    2 Sweaty Sweaty Sweaty drug fucked customers
    3 Men farting in room and sometimes other dancers- and sometimes me!!!! mwahahahaha always accompanied by an extended breast in face to effectively gas mask him- never been game enough to ask if it works.
    4 Custie jammed his hand over his mouth and vomit started trickling out between his fingers, he bolted from the room, leaving little trails of vomit all the way to the mens bathroom.
    5 A customer pulled his pants down when my back was turned so that his dick was out and unfortunately I didn't notice before I sat back down (another reason I no longer drink at work).
    6 Customer licked my arsehole while I was bent over.
    7 In a lesbian show the other girl began playing with my vagina, while I closed my eyes and moaned, it was very unlike her but I was trashed and found her uber hot so shrugged it off, until I opened my eyes and realised it was the customer hands down there.
    8 In my first month of dancing, Trying to sexily drizzle champagne down a custies ear I took a large mouthful, and accidentally spat it into his face when he made me laugh. Shame.

    So veering from funny, to gross, to traumatising. I seem to have an excellent gauge for avoiding trouble nowdays.
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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    I also knew a dancer who yelled to me from stage to tell me that her abortion hadn't worked properly and she needed the doctor to go back in there and get the rest of it out... horrid. Same dancer pissed herself and also had her period all over a customer. Just lovely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Customer got shot to death...horrible experience for all present

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    Customer got shot to death...horrible experience for all present

    Wow. What city did that happen in?

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    It happened in Puerto Rico. Just a total shame. Not much to say about it, when we all heard the gunshots we ran out the back door to make sure the shooter wasn't coming in to finish us all off...

    Also a guy on a bicycle got hit by a driver outside of a club I was at..it happened in the club parking lot. Everyone who was at the bar at closing ran outside when it happened. I was scared the guy was going to look mangled but he was just knocked out & covered in scrapes. The security called the ambulance & I left.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Dancer body odor, on a few occasions!
    Just last night a dancer performed a very high energy stage show and I went up and tipped her $5 during her first song. After her stage show, she came over to thank me for the tip....she was very sweaty and had very strong body odor.
    Up to this point I was going to ask her for a dance. Lucky for me she walked away and went to sit with a group of customers that she seemed to know.
    You would think she would have went to "freshen up" first, after a work-out like that!

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    It happened in Puerto Rico. Just a total shame. Not much to say about it, when we all heard the gunshots we ran out the back door to make sure the shooter wasn't coming in to finish us all off...

    Also a guy on a bicycle got hit by a driver outside of a club I was at..it happened in the club parking lot. Everyone who was at the bar at closing ran outside when it happened. I was scared the guy was going to look mangled but he was just knocked out & covered in scrapes. The security called the ambulance & I left.
    Was this in the San Juan area? That area is notorious for shit like that.





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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    I rarely see or smell things in clubs that are anywhere close to disgusting, but I had one instance several years back that has stuck with me. I was getting a LD in a topless club and was assaulted by one of the worst odors I have ever smelled come off of a human being. At first I thought it couldn't be this girl, who looked so clean and put together, but when she rubbed he ass up against my stomach again I realized that the smell was coming from her vagina. My suspicion was further confirmed when she did another move that put her bottom even closer to my face.

    The smell was pungent, rank and powerful. Now I've had my face in enough vagina over the years to know that they come in all shapes, sizes, smells and flavors, and I am no wilting flower, but I am talking about a truly horrible odor that could turn almost any stomach. This girl clearly needed to see her doctor. What was worse was that I could smell it through her bikini bottom, since this was topless only.

    I debated saying something, but I just didn't have the heart.

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