View Poll Results: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

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  • Got spit on

    5 10.87%
  • Dancer smelled

    13 28.26%
  • Customer peed

    5 10.87%
  • Dancer farted

    8 17.39%
  • Customer smelled

    16 34.78%
  • Got cussed out

    6 13.04%
  • Dancer peed

    4 8.70%
  • Got cussed out

    4 8.70%
  • Customer farted

    6 13.04%
  • Dancer threw up

    8 17.39%
  • A fight

    8 17.39%
  • Customer threw up

    15 32.61%
  • Other (state below)

    16 34.78%
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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    ^I had the female half of a cheap couple show me her oozing, infected nipple piercings. Note to self:STOP mentioning nursing background to customers lol.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by SweetJulia View Post
    ^I had the female half of a cheap couple show me her oozing, infected nipple piercings. Note to self:STOP mentioning nursing background to customers lol.
    Alternatively, offer informal consultations for a price? Hmm...

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    ^I wish, they paid for the two for thirty dance feature in quarters.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by SweetJulia View Post
    ^I wish, they paid for the two for thirty dance feature in quarters.
    No. Just no.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    This thread was so squick-inducing that I had to brush my teeth and take a shower even though I'm just at home relaxing in clean pajamas.

    I think the grossest thing that ever happened to me was in the realm of "smelly customer." I was giving him a dance when I was struck with this peculiar, fishy, and familiar odor. I realized that it was the exact same smell that I would find on my uncircumcised ex-boyfriend after he went to the gym. I was smelling this guy's dick sweat through his fucking jeans. I almost threw up when I realized that. I have never had to end a dance so quickly!

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    about 15 years ago at mons venus . guy about 3 feet away on couch tells his dance he just came.. without missing a beat, she says, "Do I get a bigger tip"?
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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Regarding the poll questions: you just can't anticipate many of these things....

    (Ullllp)
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quick deviation- Can I steal that line about customers from your siggy, threlayer?

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    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    I recall the brown color as extending much further than that -- about a third of the way across both cheeks. Maybe it was normal coloring, but in the 30 years I have been going to strip clubs, I have never noticed anything similar.
    ...let's hope it was an unfortunate birthmark or skin pigmentation problem?!
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    At one extremely gross club (that I only worked at for 3 shifts) there was a dancer who would always pee in the sink. The toilets at that 'club' got clogged every time they were used. Once I walked into the ladies room to see both toilets filled up to the brim with dirty disgusting shit water.
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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    One of the new girls had a little "accident" and there was a little poop on the dressing room floor, sitting in a puddle of pee (sorry for the visual lol!) I was so in shock that it didn't even really make me sick, I was just...shocked.

    Really gross girls eating each other out on stage. I'd prefer that didn't go on at all no matter what they look like.

    Girls puking in the DR trash can.

    Used condoms in the back. That's about it haha.
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    I stepped on a used condom with no heels on.. it was disturbing

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    Default Re: What is the grossest thing that ever happened to you at a strip club?

    I think the grossest thing that ever happened to me was in the realm of "smelly customer." I was giving him a dance when I was struck with this peculiar, fishy, and familiar odor. I realized that it was the exact same smell that I would find on my uncircumcised ex-boyfriend after he went to the gym. I was smelling this guy's dick sweat through his fucking jeans. I almost threw up when I realized that. I have never had to end a dance so quickly!


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