^I had the female half of a cheap couple show me her oozing, infected nipple piercings. Note to self:STOP mentioning nursing background to customers lol.
Got spit on
Dancer smelled
Customer peed
Dancer farted
Customer smelled
Got cussed out
Dancer peed
Got cussed out
Customer farted
Dancer threw up
A fight
Customer threw up
Other (state below)





^I had the female half of a cheap couple show me her oozing, infected nipple piercings. Note to self:STOP mentioning nursing background to customers lol.





^I wish, they paid for the two for thirty dance feature in quarters.




Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.
This thread was so squick-inducing that I had to brush my teeth and take a shower even though I'm just at home relaxing in clean pajamas.
I think the grossest thing that ever happened to me was in the realm of "smelly customer." I was giving him a dance when I was struck with this peculiar, fishy, and familiar odor. I realized that it was the exact same smell that I would find on my uncircumcised ex-boyfriend after he went to the gym. I was smelling this guy's dick sweat through his fucking jeans. I almost threw up when I realized that. I have never had to end a dance so quickly!
about 15 years ago at mons venus . guy about 3 feet away on couch tells his dance he just came.. without missing a beat, she says, "Do I get a bigger tip"?
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Regarding the poll questions: you just can't anticipate many of these things....
(Ullllp)
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.




Quick deviation- Can I steal that line about customers from your siggy, threlayer?
/threadjack
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.





“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese



At one extremely gross club (that I only worked at for 3 shifts) there was a dancer who would always pee in the sink. The toilets at that 'club' got clogged every time they were used. Once I walked into the ladies room to see both toilets filled up to the brim with dirty disgusting shit water.
"These lumps- I know you wanna slump up on these lumps! But you can't cause you're a chump- a chuuuump."
Lumpy Space Princess
One of the new girls had a little "accident" and there was a little poop on the dressing room floor, sitting in a puddle of pee (sorry for the visual lol!) I was so in shock that it didn't even really make me sick, I was just...shocked.
Really gross girls eating each other out on stage. I'd prefer that didn't go on at all no matter what they look like.
Girls puking in the DR trash can.
Used condoms in the back. That's about it haha.
"The itsy bitsy stripper climbed up the brassy pole,
Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul"




I stepped on a used condom with no heels on.. it was disturbing



I think the grossest thing that ever happened to me was in the realm of "smelly customer." I was giving him a dance when I was struck with this peculiar, fishy, and familiar odor. I realized that it was the exact same smell that I would find on my uncircumcised ex-boyfriend after he went to the gym. I was smelling this guy's dick sweat through his fucking jeans. I almost threw up when I realized that. I have never had to end a dance so quickly!
The odor is from smegma!
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