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    Hey people my brother 18 birthday is coming up and i want to gift him so i thought he ass i want a girl to write this on her ass write alevliaysun

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    Wut/wut?


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Wut/wut?


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    I guess this is what the other side of a bablefish translation looks like.

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    Op, the best I can offer is to go to a camsite and offer a girl a lot of money to do it. Please don't tell me you were expecting that for free?
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Bahaha I have done bachelor parties where the groom was passed out when I got there and I wrote ish all over him with a permanent black marker

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    OP, Put on some ladies underwear and write it on your own bum, take a photo without your face, tell him it was a girl.
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    I'll gladly write it on my ass! Come in my room at tip me $20 gold. www.audritwo.cammodels.com






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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki_Fox View Post
    Bahaha I have done bachelor parties where the groom was passed out when I got there and I wrote ish all over him with a permanent black marker
    LMAO!! I love this!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aIovestrippers View Post
    Hey people my brother 18 birthday is coming up and i want to gift him so i thought he ass i want a girl to write this on her ass write alevliaysun
    Good for you!

    You came to a site full of independent entrepreneurs who provide a valuable service. I can't wait to hear how big a tipper you were with audritwo given your screen name is "aIovestrippers".

    Remember, there's no better lesson to bestow on your little brother as he becomes an adult than to respect the talent and hard work of others.

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    OP, if you are wanting a girl in a club or on a cam site to write xyz on her derriere then just ask her and she'll let you know how much to tip her for it.

    For his 18th, why not "gift" your brother a lap dance or a cam show instead? He's 18, he'll love it!
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    Here you go OP ...... glitte cock.jpg

    My friends helped out too ..... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...jquyo8_400.jpg

    You're Welcome.

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