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    I am kind of confused about what is the role of a house mom.

    I know I pay a fee to her every night but, unlike the dj or security who I see them helping me in some way, I don't see her doing much except talking to her favorite dancers, sometimes playing on her phone or texting, or doing nothing.

    she has some toiletries but they're all off brand fragrances that smell cheap so I never use. I once asked for some bandaids but they didn't match my skin tone and she jokingly complained I was using too many. Wtf? Now I bring my own first aid kit.

    She seems nice and says hello to me so I like that but other than that I don't see the purpose.
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    We only have one on Friday nights. The latest I ever stay is until 9, but she shows up around 7 and I always forget she's coming... and my locker and counter space is exactly where she sets up. I have to move her stupid costume rack and say "Excuse me" if I need my own stuff. I'm just gonna use the other dressing room on Fridays to avoid her. I always feel like she's expecting a tip when all she did was move her shit out of my way.

    I've never had one do a damn thing for me except at one club they acted as the gown police and "dress coded" girls. I consider them to be washed-up strippers still trying to ride on the coattails of the industry and the younger girls. Honestly they make me feel awkward and cheap because they seem to expect a tip even if you don't use their shit, and I refuse to tip for that. They're akin to bathroom attendants.
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    Our housemom sucks. All she does is harass us about scheduling and getting her money. She's also two-faced and likes to create drama. I'm definitely anti-housemom after dealing with her.

    I've been to other clubs with super nice and helpful housemoms (and housedads!) that set out food for us and stuff. I miss those days.

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    I really like one of our house moms. The other two are alright. They bring in toiletries and Tylenol and snacks to eat, which is really nice, but I usually bring a lot of my own stuff though so I don't ever understand why it's expected that we tip much, especially if most of the time I Don't need her for anything. One of our house moms sells clothes and makes custom stuff for a lot of the girls; she also fixes outfits which I've really appreciated when something breaks/rips during my shift!

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    Yes. They have toiletries available although some are for sale (like tampons and toothbrush kits). They have gowns made to your specifications if you want. They provide snacks (some free some for sale but I never touch them). They serve as a first in chain of command for any drama (they quell it not start it). They deal with drunk/crying/crazy strippers. They can be trusted to count your rain money and save you time by doing so. They also make sure girls aren't doung nasty shit like putting in tampons or cleaning their assholes inside the dressing room. They also enforce the dress code which I like because some bitches really do need some guidance (hello Walmart booty shorts).

    I've also had devil house moms who would sell anything left behind in the DR to like straightening irons and start drama between dancers and talk shit about anyone who didn't spend money on her cheap over priced crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    We only have one on Friday nights. The latest I ever stay is until 9, but she shows up around 7 and I always forget she's coming... and my locker and counter space is exactly where she sets up. I have to move her stupid costume rack and say "Excuse me" if I need my own stuff. I'm just gonna use the other dressing room on Fridays to avoid her. I always feel like she's expecting a tip when all she did was move her shit out of my way.

    I've never had one do a damn thing for me except at one club they acted as the gown police and "dress coded" girls. I consider them to be washed-up strippers still trying to ride on the coattails of the industry and the younger girls. Honestly they make me feel awkward and cheap because they seem to expect a tip even if you don't use their shit, and I refuse to tip for that. They're akin to bathroom attendants.
    Right about the tip and similarity to bathroom attendant I was thinking the same thing. At our club we are forced to tip them at least $5. For what? Just for being there or maybe using the dollar store body splash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    Yes. They have toiletries available although some are for sale (like tampons and toothbrush kits). They have gowns made to your specifications if you want. They provide snacks (some free some for sale but I never touch them). They serve as a first in chain of command for any drama (they quell it not start it). They deal with drunk/crying/crazy strippers. They can be trusted to count your rain money and save you time by doing so. They also make sure girls aren't doung nasty shit like putting in tampons or cleaning their assholes inside the dressing room. They also enforce the dress code which I like because some bitches really do need some guidance (hello Walmart booty shorts).

    I've also had devil house moms who would sell anything left behind in the DR to like straightening irons and start drama between dancers and talk shit about anyone who didn't spend money on her cheap over priced crap.
    Okay so I can ask her to count/sort rain money but is that included in her nightly fee or tip her extra for this?
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    There were two in the past that I liked. One always made me take a bottle of water before leaving and never bugged me for a schedule. Tipping her wasn't required, but bc she was so sweet I always did.

    Anyway, like Loki mentioned... I see them useful when they make sure girls look neat before hitting the floor. Sending the crazies home. For stuff like that. I wish some of them would sell/make beautiful costumes though. I never like the stuff they sell or the unhealthy snacks they bring in for the girls.

    I tip my bathroom attendants always. The lady in there makes sure the toilet seats are clean. She wipes them all of the time with disinfectant. Girls get sloppy and pee all over the seats and floor...gross! I also appreciate the mouth wash, mints, hand sanitizer in there, even though I have my own.

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    If the Housemom is a bitch or does nothing to help, just tip minimum and call it a day. If minimum is $0 then even better. Some house moms think that every simple thing they do is a huge favor and it's not. I just give them the "don't fuck with me" with a hint of "are you kidding me" look and that usually sets them straight. Yes I understand that some girls demand stuff and tip minimum, if that... But that's not my fault and they need to take that up with the perpetrator, not me.

    We as strippers work our asses off. We don't get naked on stage and expect to be automatically tipped just because; therefore it goes both ways. Just showing up to work doesn't mean automatic money in my pocket, you gotta fucking earn it. Shit some nights I seen house moms take home more money than the dancers...ridiculous. Oh house mom, you want a tip? You better work bitch. With that said, I like my workplace house mom free. I go out of my way NOT to utilize any of their "services" and will only deal with her if I want to buy stuff I actually want. Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kassie View Post
    We as strippers work our asses off. We don't get naked on stage and expect to be automatically tipped just because; therefore it goes both ways. Just showing up to work doesn't mean automatic money in my pocket, you gotta fucking earn it. Shit some nights I seen house moms take home more money than the dancers...ridiculous. Oh house mom, you want a tip? You better work bitch. With that said, I like my workplace house mom free. I go out of my way NOT to utilize any of their "services" and will only deal with her if I want to buy stuff I actually want. Problem solved.
    This was me the other night night sucked sweaty balls money wise and I was ready to go home and drown my sorrows in some weed and wine. I almost forgot to tip her (not on purpose I would never do that I was just in my own world plus they don't let you leave without the mandatory tipping) but she sure as hell made sure like "Hey You got my money!" I knew she made more than I did the other night and Part of me was like [email protected] it you get your a$$ on stage and twerk for that 5 dollars. But I was in a pissy mood.

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    i only ever had one during a random vacation visit, but she was more than awesome. she made sure the girls didn't drink too much, checked on you in VIP to make sure you were ok (without bothering you or being too nosy), gave you music if you needed it, handled drama, and even handled rowdy customers to a certain extent. i wish she were where i worked now.

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    I've never really gotten anything from a house mom before. A tampon every now and then but I could probably get that from another dancer too. I worked at a club where a house mom brought in food for the dancers and outfits I thought that was really sweet of her, but the club I'm at now she just has a bunch of random cheap stuff. I feel somewhat bad for her because she's old and looks really creepy and she must not get paid much working there. I always just tip her $5. She tries though. Anytime I say anything or ask something she jumps to answer or help me, which can be annoying but I see she really wants to help (or really wants a tip). It seems like the most depressing job, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    you get your a$$ on stage and twerk for that 5 dollars.
    LOL I want to say that to some house moms too

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    I think the house mom's job is to oversee the girls to make sure they are doing their job and have all the tools necessary to do so. To me, this includes feminine products, hair products, and even food (even if it's just snacks. I think good house moms should also carry medicines like Ibuprofen or Aspirin, gas-x, anti-diarrhea meds, (etc) for emergencies.

    I usually use all my own products but I will definitely depend on the house mom if I forget things like baby wipes, spray deodorant, or hairspray. That's pretty much it. And if they cook then I'll eat their food if it's something I like. At the place I work at now, one of the house moms will often bring in a home-cooked meal. The other just brings in lots of snack foods. And at my current club they do the schedules.

    Most of the Detroit clubs have house moms that actually bring in food. One of my favorites was a Mexican house mom who worked at the first club I ever worked at. She would bring in the best food, and usually plenty of it. Often times she'd bring in so much food you'd have two different full course meals to choose from!

    I've never really had an issue with a house mom. I'm always respectful and if I use their products I make sure to tip a little extra.
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    I agree with most ppl here that house moms are nothing more than a complete waste of space. I almost always bring my own shit whenever I work so I can't fathom having to tip someone for doing nothing. That just makes my blood boil! I dunno who's worse the restroom women who have their crap set up & expect a tip for us wiping our own asses with the club's toilet paper OR these house moms in the DR sitting on their asses spouting out nonsense & demanding shit from us when they haven't done anything for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxxGothBarbie View Post
    I agree with most ppl here that house moms are nothing more than a complete waste of space. I almost always bring my own shit whenever I work so I can't fathom having to tip someone for doing nothing. That just makes my blood boil! I dunno who's worse the restroom women who have their crap set up & expect a tip for us wiping our own asses with the club's toilet paper OR these house moms in the DR sitting on their asses spouting out nonsense & demanding shit from us when they haven't done anything for it.
    I [email protected] near choked on my pizza LOL at your post! I'd actually would rather have a vending machine dispense snacks and toiletries as I need rather than have to pay a human every shift who doesn't really do anything. This is exactly why my blood was boiling when she demanded payment.
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    Aren't they supposed to watch over your stuff? Other than that, no I don't see their purpose. Haven't had to deal w/many.


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    ^ isn't that what lockers are for?

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    ^Some clubs that I've worked in were too small/cheap to get lockers for the girls, so usually a disinterested housemom would 'watch' over the girls' stuff.

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    I couldn't stand any of the house moms from my favorite 2 clubs to work at. I always brought all of my own stuff so I never had to use any of theirs but I still tipped because I know that is proper strip club etiquette. None of them ever had a problem with me to my knowledge because I always keep to myself and I am quiet but the amount of drama, cattiness, and two faced behavior I witnessed from all of them was beyond ridiculous. There was one that always complained about how much money she was getting from the girls and due to the large amount of girls in the club I am 100% positive there were nights that she walked with more money than some of the dancers. She would be smiling in a dancer's face and chatting her up and as soon as the girl walked out of the DR, immediately start talking shit about her. The things I've heard them say about new girls waiting to audition was appalling and I won't go into some of the racist or stereotypical comments I've heard some of them make. The DR can already be a depressing place with dancers whining about how much money they're not making, I hate going back and hearing some washed up old broad with the same negative vibe. Ugh.

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    I've never had a house mom... Are they fairly normal for clubs to have? As far as I know, none of the clubs in PDX have them.

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    Hmm, in Milwaukee house mom's seem to have a totally different role. They are basically the managers for all the girls. They audition, hire, schedule, check-in, collect house fees, collect fines, and have the ability to let you go home early. Many don't bring in food, and they just usually have the minimum products (tampons, bobby pins, band-aids). You rearrange your schedule with them if need be. It's important to tip them, because they hold a lot of power (but hopefully don't abuse it, none of mine have). They also have to deal with SO MUCH bullshit from girls from calling in, being drunk and belligerent, stop fights, and just dealing with day to day annoying stripper talk/drama. Most of them are always willing to listen to any problems you have..in and out of the club. I really liked all my house moms and dads and tipped them well. Some clubs in MKE require a tip-out to your house mom.

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    When I worked in London the house mums were called Performance Co-Ordinaters so they were in charge of the girls. Made sure we paid the right house fee, made sure we followed contact rules, were on stage when we were supposed to be etc. The male manager was in charge of the running of the club (the bar and staff etc) so I can understand why there are there. I have worked in a club in where other than the dancers all the staff were men and it had a weird atmosphere.

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    I'm just an orphan stripper. We don't have a house mom.

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