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    I'm new to the exotic dancing world and I'd like to give it a serious shot but I have uneven breasts and the difference is fairly large. The left is a large A and the right is a small/average D. I wear a 36D bra and mostly conceal the difference when wearing a bra but the club I'm looking at working at is topless as are the rest of the clubs in my area. I've been told by several patrons of the club - college guys and friends so I'm taking what they say with a grain (or mountain) of salt - that despite the difference I have nice, perky breasts. Still, I'm not sure I'll be able to make much/any money with that much of a difference.

    Otherwise I think I've got a decently nice body and am fairly fit. 5'10" and 155 lbs with a 26 in waist.

    Does anyone here have such a large difference and still dance or know anyone that does? Thanks!

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    Have you considered corrective surgery? Or camming?
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    Default Re: Uneven Breasts

    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Have you considered corrective surgery? Or camming?
    She could certainly request CORRECTIVE surgery through her insurance because Poland's syndrome (when the breasts have extreme size differences) is a legit birth defect.

    Quote Originally Posted by MorganAlexander View Post
    large A...small/average D.
    There isn't such a thing as big and small bra cups (eg. "Big 'A', small 'C', etc): just incorrect sizes.





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    Default Re: Uneven Breasts

    My friend had a similar issue, she had a BA to correct it and is happier. Many girls are heavier on one side and this girl worked regardless until she had saved up enough for a BA to even them out. Why not see how you go ? If they are both nice and perky as you say, customers probably won't even notice. They are more forgiving of our flaws than we are as well. Just remember, to men, boobs are boobs and by the time they have seen them-you will already have their money in your garter .
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    I worked with a girl who had those same type of measurements. She had long hair and always wore it down and covering the smaller boob. Had a slow, sexy stage show without hair flipping. Unless you saw her in the dressing room you’d never know. Not sure how private dances went but she danced for several years so apparently it didn’t hinder money making.

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    I'm going to go ahead and give it a go once I've got shoes and a couple outfits. From ya'll's feedback and other threads it sounds like boobs are on the less important side of how men decide if they want a dance or not. And as for a BA, that's what my earnings will go toward for the most part. Thanks for the feedback.

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    I worked with a girl with breasts like yours. If people brought it up she would joke, "Well, are you into big or small breasts? I can give you what you want OR be the best of both worlds" It didn't hinder her $$

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    I cam and my boobs are a C and and a B sometimes ppl notice and say mean things but most dont i am a little self conscious about it but to me its not that big of a deal. im happy with my breast they've gone down a size since ive lost 100 pounds over the past 2 years they were a D and C before. I know mine arent as drastic of a difference as urs. Personally i woundt want to get implants but would not knock anybody who would. ive been considering getting lipo im 5-4 and about 200 right now and then putting some of that fat in my smaller tit to even them out but i heard that that doesnt work and ur body just absorbs the fat or something :/
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    They only say mean things to you cause they're cyber bullies. Guys are pussies in real life. ^
    Work and save up for BA if that's what you want!

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    They only say mean things to you cause they're cyber bullies. Guys are pussies in real life. ^
    Work and save up for BA if that's what you want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    She could certainly request CORRECTIVE surgery through her insurance because Poland's syndrome (when the breasts have extreme size differences) is a legit birth defect.



    There isn't such a thing as big and small bra cups (eg. "Big 'A', small 'C', etc): just incorrect sizes.
    This would be a good invention. I'm doing it and going on shark tank. Lol. But seriously there should be something out there for women who have this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorganAlexander View Post
    I'm going to go ahead and give it a go once I've got shoes and a couple outfits. From ya'll's feedback and other threads it sounds like boobs are on the less important side of how men decide if they want a dance or not. And as for a BA, that's what my earnings will go toward for the most part. Thanks for the feedback.
    Honestly no one will probably notice. I have long hair that covers my boobs so you can't really see. I didn't read if you do but if you do just wear it forward over your boobs.

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    Thank you for all the encouraging comments everyone I've got short hair - like undercut short - but frankly I'm going to just rock it. You guys - or gals as it were - are the best.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora14 View Post
    I worked with a girl with breasts like yours. If people brought it up she would joke, "Well, are you into big or small breasts? I can give you what you want OR be the best of both worlds" It didn't hinder her $$
    That's fantastic XD

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