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    Default "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I get asked what I like to do for fun by customers a lot. In real life, I am incredibly boring. I have a husband and a dog and a house and I like hiking and reading history: least sexy life ever.

    What do other people tell customers their hobbies are?

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    Haha yeah, my life is pretty much the same way. But I make up all kinds of lies to them, stuff they'd want to hear probably. I tell them that I like going out with my friends, shopping at xyz lingerie store, going to the bar, etc. If they ask me if I have a boyfriend, I will say NO!!!!...I would *NEVER* do this if I had a boyfriend! And I'll also mention my 'bisexuality' for good measure.

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    ^Yep I "like to go shopping and go out with my girlfriends"(enter story about "getting wasted at x party and making out with hot girl"). I also have "a hot female roommate who dances at another club." In real life? I'm either doing homework, playing World of Warcraft or hanging out with my husband and son. Pretty boring lol

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I tell them the same thing all the time. "Not you!"
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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    "Spend the money I make here!" Which brings them (somewhat abruptly) back to the reality that they are in a strip club and I require compensation for my time.

    As soon as they start asking those questions, they're usually a time waster. I refuse to talk about my actual hobbies because they're rather odd and complex to explain, and it just leads to more questions and getting sucked farther into the conversational-time-wasting vortex.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    Ugh I hate this question and try to change the topic quick. Usually I'm pretty honest, tell them that I go to school full time as a nursing major, so I don't have too much free time. But when I do have free time I like to go shopping, try new restaurants, go get drunk with friends blah blah blah. I also talk about my current love interest. For some reason guys eat that shit up. Makes them want me more.

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I tell them the truth, gym, walking dogs, reading. I openly don't drink and drug, and I'm over the party scene so they can take it or leave it, I don't give a fuck.
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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I tell them I like to cook - naked - I like to workout and I like to watch porn

    Anything to make them think I'm a real freak thus get their dick to rise and therefore get their wallet to open
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I've tried to say 'sexy things' to customers to keep them in the club zone but it sounds so cheesy coming out of my mouth I can't do it without feeling like an idiot lol. If they ask I'll sometimes say I'm in school (then they think I'm just there to pay my tuition and the older guys like that), I workout, and I like to go out & get drunk (I rarely do but it makes me sound more fun lol). Like someone else said I quickly change the subject cause my life is boring as hell. I told this young guy how I hate that the club makes us come in the front door so everyone sees us looking beat and he didn't seem to understand that we don't all constantly look the way we do in the club. He was mind-blown. Like, yeah, we all walk around daily with full hair and makeup and tiny bikinis with heels on just for funzies! lol no

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    It depends on my mood and the customer asking this question. Sometimes I'll say a smartass response like, "oh, I'm trying to find a cure for the common cold, and when I'm not doing that, I climb Mt. Everest."

    Or if it's an older or intellectual gentleman, I'll tell him a more truthful or sophisticated answer, like "I like going to museums, hiking, reading, and writing."

    Or I go for the common stripper answer of "I like to party, have fun, go shopping, travel, and go clubbing!" if it's a younger guy or a guy in party mode.
    "Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    I tell them I like to cook - naked - I like to workout and I like to watch porn

    Anything to make them think I'm a real freak thus get their dick to rise and therefore get their wallet to open
    You're a genius. I'm so stealing this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaraLynn View Post
    I told one guy I am not very social outside of work and he immediately seemed to be turned off.
    Hehe. I used to get the same kind of reactions if I told them I spent my free time browsing the internet and living a sedentary lifestyle.

    If I get pressed about having any other source of income, I found it's usually good to mention something, which is better than "just dancing" to spare myself the "well, you know YOU CAN'T DO THIS FOREVER" speech and save valuable time for closing. Preferably a job that requires minimal skills or not extensive training required that won't make the customer ask too many questions about it.

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I also alter my answer depending on who's asking. Some things I mention are that I love to cook and try new foods, workout, watch porn, and train dogs. All of which are true, and all of which make me sound more exciting than I actually am. lol

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    I like to destroy every pair of sweatpants in sight so no customer can wear them in a club.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    ^Damn straight, that got thanked! Come on, ladies-five pairs per stripper per day, we can have them gone by April.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I love answering this question, at length, to take up time in VIP.

    IRL I spend my free time like:



    But I tell customers that I like to work out, sunbathe nude, shoot guns in the countryside, drink 100 alcohols with my party-time lady friends, be accidentally naked, read man books like Adam Smith and Tom Clancy, and go to my yoga class where I have a huge crush on the blonde boob-licious instructor. "She's helping me get SO flexible but I get distracted because she's so darn sexy. Wanna see me do the splits?" Et cetera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    "Spend the money I make here!" Which brings them (somewhat abruptly) back to the reality that they are in a strip club and I require compensation for my time.

    As soon as they start asking those questions, they're usually a time waster.
    They are, because no matter the answer they keep asking more. For example, I used to reply in a similar manner to you and promptly they'd reply with "so, you're buying booze and pills, am I right"? Once they started to act like that, I'd left them alone.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    They are, because no matter the answer they keep asking more. For example, I used to reply in a similar manner to you and promptly they'd reply with "so, you're buying booze and pills, am I right"? Once they started to act like that, I'd left them alone.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    "I masturbate" *eyeroll* "now we've got that out of the way let me grind on your lap so I can think about you later"

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    Yeah and next question going be, we should go out sometime , do that what you like

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    Sleep and masterbate.

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    I usually laugh and just say I like hanging out at home, mention school (but never where I really go to school), mention modeling. If they ask me if I have a boyfriend I say no (I don't...I have a fiancee...not technically lying! They're just hearing what they want to hear heheh) He doesn't mind because it makes me more money to take him out for nice dinners, ect.

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    Some time waster asked me what else I did. I knew he wasn't going to spend money so I had fun with it. I said
    "i'm in the business of exotic and rare equestrian training." He looked at me with a confused expression and before he could say anything I followed it up with "please excuse me, but I must see a man about a Unicorn.

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    Default Re: "So, what do you like to do outside the club?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    "Spend the money I make here!" Which brings them (somewhat abruptly) back to the reality that they are in a strip club and I require compensation for my time..
    hahaha I am using that.


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