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My husband bought spider man socks today.
Not a super annoyance, but how old are you?! Fo realz.





Is it bad that I think some of those things he did are really cute?I guess anything can be annoying when not in the mood though.
My ex used to stand in front of me and whip his penis back and forth between his legs, or he'd slap it against my cheek--when i was infatuated with him it was okay. Towards the end of the relationship it became a total turn off.





>>>>we only get one position...he doesn't last long enough for two<<<<
so just a guess, maybe this has something to do with why you are so completely bored with his shit?





My hubs would smoke some pot and then act like a retarded stoner (think "Bill and Ted") who has never had pussy in order to get me to have sex with him.
I have two "Frozen" sweaters, and I'm 27. I'd say you totally hate my inner child shenanigans if I was your girlfriend.




^ it wasn't a super-annoyance, I just had a moment of "really?!"
If he wants to be a 33 year-old spider man sock wearing man, then I won't stand in his way.![]()
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Be glad he's doing it. If he stops, it probably means he's getting it elsewhere.
15 yrs in a second marriage, and the first two yrs he finally heard me when I said "stop talking about our pvt issues w/ the children". I must have told him a THOUSAND TIMES, you do not ever use your kids as a therapy couch for your woes.. I love him but a real total retard move.





I had an ex who would sneak away and watch porn in the bathroom and then walk into the room with a ready made erection...it was insulting and inconsiderate because it just ruled out any foreplay or effort on his behalf!
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese


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"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."





My boyfriend has just become ridiculously lazy with seduction. He's still great with foreplay and sex in general, but his seduction skills are that of a twelve year old. Basically grabbing my boob at a completely random moment is as much as I get, he loves to joke around and so usually acts like a pre-teen when it comes to pre-foreplay. But if the sex is good, I can live with it. It sounds like you are have shitty sex, lack of seduction techniques or not... when we say he can't last for two positions, how quick are we talking? Cause I can switch positions within a 5 minute span.





...or that he's on a crappy medication. My hubs had zero sex drive while on Prednisone.
I still had sex while I cheated, so that's irrelevant.
One of the reasons that made me cheat on my ex. I figured I could find men and women who were willing to have sex with me without thinking about some video game vixen. However, none of the "other dudes" had the third leg he had so that's why I'd still had sex with him...and learned to never stay with a man solely because of good sex.



A man behaving in a sexually aggressive manner with his partner is not an indication either way regarding cheating or lack thereof. There are plenty of cheating men who have sex with their SOs on a very consistent basis. Some even more so to keep the woman from suspecting.





This was when I was still with GothicAlien (still on friendly terms)
I had just gotten my boobs done and I was passed out from pain meds. I woke up to him on top of me fondling my bruised, sutured, rock hard Frankenboobs. We were NOT amused.
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We keep sex talk kid-friendly and G rated, but sometimes the stuff we come up with is so obscure that we end up lost in translation.
So for example, the other day he was drunk and kept asking me, "can you help me find my underwear?" And I kept brushing him off because I figured he'd eventually find it, lol.
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Oh jeez, this was my most recent ex as well. He would just randomly reach out and grab one of my boobs. And then he'd just stand there with his hand around my boob and give me this teenager-like "hehe boobies" smile until I did something to react. How is that sexy? lol
He was also a master of trying to "neg" me into sex. He would try to initiate sex at completely terrible moments - like at 5am after we'd been out all night and I was exhausted and had to be up for work at 9 - oh, and he was too sloppy drunk to even do anything useful. When I'd refuse, he'd get all sulky and start mumbling crap under his breath about how we "never had sex." So I'd get irritated and say I was leaving if he was going to act like a child. Then he'd get all, "Really? I say we never have sex and you'd rather leave then prove me wrong? Wow." I was like, what? Seriously? Were you actually complaining about it because you thought I'd be like "What!? We never have sex? I'll show you sex!" and then jump on top of him to "prove him wrong?" What a dumbass...
Also used to have a roommate I was sleeping with who would grab me from behind as I was walking through the living room, pull me into his lap and, once again, just just start grabbing and squeezing my boobs. What is with that? I understand men like boobies. And hell, I like attention paid to my nipples during sex - but just randomly attacking them and going at them like they're stress balls... Not hot.
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