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    My husband bought spider man socks today.

    Not a super annoyance, but how old are you?! Fo realz.

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    Default Re: Annoying Things Your Significant Other Does To Get You To Have Sex

    Is it bad that I think some of those things he did are really cute? I guess anything can be annoying when not in the mood though.


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    My ex used to stand in front of me and whip his penis back and forth between his legs, or he'd slap it against my cheek--when i was infatuated with him it was okay. Towards the end of the relationship it became a total turn off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaurenAus View Post
    My ex used to stand in front of me and whip his penis back and forth between his legs, or he'd slap it against my cheek--when i was infatuated with him it was okay. Towards the end of the relationship it became a total turn off.
    Ew, if someone slapped me in the face with their dick (even jokingly) they'd need to have it surgically reattached.

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    >>>>we only get one position...he doesn't last long enough for two<<<<


    so just a guess, maybe this has something to do with why you are so completely bored with his shit?

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    My hubs would smoke some pot and then act like a retarded stoner (think "Bill and Ted") who has never had pussy in order to get me to have sex with him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tsepmet1 View Post
    My husband bought spider man socks today.

    Not a super annoyance, but how old are you?! Fo realz.
    I have two "Frozen" sweaters, and I'm 27. I'd say you totally hate my inner child shenanigans if I was your girlfriend.





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    ^ it wasn't a super-annoyance, I just had a moment of "really?!"


    If he wants to be a 33 year-old spider man sock wearing man, then I won't stand in his way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsepmet1 View Post
    My husband bought spider man socks today.

    Not a super annoyance, but how old are you?! Fo realz.
    We are all ten year olds with jobs and boners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlicexEden View Post
    Ew, if someone slapped me in the face with their dick (even jokingly) they'd need to have it surgically reattached.
    Same here.
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    Be glad he's doing it. If he stops, it probably means he's getting it elsewhere.

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    15 yrs in a second marriage, and the first two yrs he finally heard me when I said "stop talking about our pvt issues w/ the children". I must have told him a THOUSAND TIMES, you do not ever use your kids as a therapy couch for your woes.. I love him but a real total retard move.

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    I had an ex who would sneak away and watch porn in the bathroom and then walk into the room with a ready made erection...it was insulting and inconsiderate because it just ruled out any foreplay or effort on his behalf!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Be glad he's doing it. If he stops, it probably means he's getting it elsewhere.
    What is it with you and wanting us to be grateful for, or view as a compliment, annoying behavior from men?
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    My boyfriend has just become ridiculously lazy with seduction. He's still great with foreplay and sex in general, but his seduction skills are that of a twelve year old. Basically grabbing my boob at a completely random moment is as much as I get, he loves to joke around and so usually acts like a pre-teen when it comes to pre-foreplay. But if the sex is good, I can live with it. It sounds like you are have shitty sex, lack of seduction techniques or not... when we say he can't last for two positions, how quick are we talking? Cause I can switch positions within a 5 minute span.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    What is it with you and wanting us to be grateful for, or view as a compliment, annoying behavior from men?
    Sometimes, I think you try to read too much into my words. I was just trying to say that it was a good indication that he was being faithful to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Be glad he's doing it. If he stops, it probably means he's getting it elsewhere.
    ...or that he's on a crappy medication. My hubs had zero sex drive while on Prednisone.

    I still had sex while I cheated, so that's irrelevant.

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    I would be furious if I was with someone who used porn to prep for sex with me!
    One of the reasons that made me cheat on my ex. I figured I could find men and women who were willing to have sex with me without thinking about some video game vixen. However, none of the "other dudes" had the third leg he had so that's why I'd still had sex with him...and learned to never stay with a man solely because of good sex.





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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Sometimes, I think you try to read too much into my words. I was just trying to say that it was a good indication that he was being faithful to her.
    A man behaving in a sexually aggressive manner with his partner is not an indication either way regarding cheating or lack thereof. There are plenty of cheating men who have sex with their SOs on a very consistent basis. Some even more so to keep the woman from suspecting.

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    This was when I was still with GothicAlien (still on friendly terms)
    I had just gotten my boobs done and I was passed out from pain meds. I woke up to him on top of me fondling my bruised, sutured, rock hard Frankenboobs. We were NOT amused.
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    We keep sex talk kid-friendly and G rated, but sometimes the stuff we come up with is so obscure that we end up lost in translation.

    So for example, the other day he was drunk and kept asking me, "can you help me find my underwear?" And I kept brushing him off because I figured he'd eventually find it, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Belle View Post
    Ugh...who does that?!

    I had an ex who used to try to wake me up by fingering me. Kinda makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit just thinking about it...
    I am also a member of that club...And its digusting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Be glad he's doing it. If he stops, it probably means he's getting it elsewhere.
    That's not always true. You can still have a healthy sexlife even though your partner is cheating on you. Usually when they are more affectionate then normal, means they might be up to no good.





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    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    his seduction skills are that of a twelve year old. Basically grabbing my boob at a completely random moment is as much as I get,
    Oh jeez, this was my most recent ex as well. He would just randomly reach out and grab one of my boobs. And then he'd just stand there with his hand around my boob and give me this teenager-like "hehe boobies" smile until I did something to react. How is that sexy? lol

    He was also a master of trying to "neg" me into sex. He would try to initiate sex at completely terrible moments - like at 5am after we'd been out all night and I was exhausted and had to be up for work at 9 - oh, and he was too sloppy drunk to even do anything useful. When I'd refuse, he'd get all sulky and start mumbling crap under his breath about how we "never had sex." So I'd get irritated and say I was leaving if he was going to act like a child. Then he'd get all, "Really? I say we never have sex and you'd rather leave then prove me wrong? Wow." I was like, what? Seriously? Were you actually complaining about it because you thought I'd be like "What!? We never have sex? I'll show you sex!" and then jump on top of him to "prove him wrong?" What a dumbass...

    Also used to have a roommate I was sleeping with who would grab me from behind as I was walking through the living room, pull me into his lap and, once again, just just start grabbing and squeezing my boobs. What is with that? I understand men like boobies. And hell, I like attention paid to my nipples during sex - but just randomly attacking them and going at them like they're stress balls... Not hot.
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