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    I had to skip my first weekend because of a nasty bug I caught. I can't help but think I might have caught it from work. In the club Im at, it seems to be a pretty popular practice to take money in your mouth and I followed suit. Now Im kind of regretting it. (Seriously that shit has staph and E Coli. on it.) At the time I didn't think much of it but now Im wondering how I can grab bills seductivly off good tippers while not putting the money in my mouth like the custie is expecting. Really if the bacteria thing wasnt an issue id be all for it, but clearly it is. I have a smallish chest so cleavage prob will result in an embarrasing struggle to grab the bill :/. Creative ideas?

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    Oh god, grabbing money with your mouth is something I absolutely cannot do. The shit is filthy. I absolutely hate customers that expect that, anyway done ranting. I don't have enough to do the cleavage grab either. What I do is lean in and blow/whisper/tell a joke in their ear while simultaneously grabbing the $$. They get to feel special and you don't have a mouth full of germs. I've only ever had someone ask me why I didn't use my mouth once and they were young and cheap. If they say something just tell em its nasty lol. Realistically, the amount of money you'll "lose" by not grabbing bills in your mouth will never compare to the amounts lost by missing work due to illness.

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    I worked a shift a couple of months ago and following that shift I was sicker than sick. I had some flu-type bug that lasted over a week and I know I got it from the club. I didn't take any money in my mouth (never do that!) but strip clubs are filthy environments. You are in very close contact with other people who may or may not bathe, wash their hands, or follow good hygiene practices. You're putting your hands on dirty poles, doorknobs, counters, couches, chairs, and the stage floor. I am always disgusted when the lights go on at closing time and you can see exactly how dirty the club is. Who knows how often things get sanitized and scrubbed down? After working in both clubs and healthcare, I have become practically OCD about washing my hands and sanitizing any body part of mine that comes into contact with a customer. I even put bad-tasting anti-bacterial gel on my nipples to deter guys from trying to lick. I don't want your germs!!

    Anyway, I usually do the cleavage thing to take tips, or you can take the tips with your hands and then do something sexy with it, like balance it on your nipples, or slide it seductively away while keeping eye contact with the customer and then distracting them with a booty shake or some other sexy move. And then sanitize!!


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    Yes. All money tests positive for ecoli and cocaine. Last year a guy had money in his mouth and I said you do know that's loaded with Ecoli and cocaine and he goes "oh good cocaine". But I made him feel like an ass and he took it out of his mouth. Also it's a freaken dollar. I usually grab it out of their mouth and pout it in my garter or make them do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leather_Jacket View Post
    I have a smallish chest so cleavage prob will result in an embarrasing struggle to grab the bill :/. Creative ideas?
    ^Even if it's "club norm", please don't put money in your mouth. There might be people who have strong immune systems and don't see the harm in it, and that's fine, but if you are ill already it might be the money bacteria at play.

    I find wearing a garter or stockings and running my hand up my leg seductively and gesturing for tips there is enough. Snap it on their hand as they put the money in and say something like, "I almost got you!" cheekily (it's funny, entertaining, they feel like they've had contact).

    The side of a garter belt or the side of your g-string works also (i.e. near your hips and away from your butt/kitty to avoid unwanted hand action). Some girls don't mind them stuffing it in the backs or fronts of their g-strings, but it's up to you (you're always going to get that one custy who shoves the money down too far if you do that though ).

    I once worked with a girl who wore tip jar shoes and would place her heel on customer's shoulders to gesture for a tip, this worked for her.
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    Never, ever do that. It is extremly dirty but now that we got that out of the way, I would just take it in my garter or thong and you should think about carrying around a mini hand sanitizer since your immune system is so weak. Start taking more vitamin C, too. See a doctor and check that all your vitamins and blood work are normal.

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    It may be helpful to think of your time on stage as a way to advertise yourself to the entire room instead of as a way to get dollars from men sitting at the stage. If you just ignore the asshole or two trying to grope you or "make you work" for a dollar, and focus on putting on a good show for the customers who deserve it, you'll probably sell more dances even if you lose a few stage tips.

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    I've chastised customers for putting money in their mouths with, "Oh no, don't do that! Trust me, I've seen what happens to the money in these places, and you don't want it in your mouth."

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    God that's gross. I get so many pimples on the sides of my upper thighs, from having money in my thong. Money is NASTY.

    I would just beckon them to lean over the stage, keep eye contact, and just use your hand to take it. Who cares what they think, anyone who does that with a $1 bill is a cheapskate anyway and not being "fun" to him or w/e isn't gonna impact your money.
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    At my first club, we would lean over, push our boobs together and "grab" it with our breasts. They feel like they got a "show" with the second of boobs in their face and you're not grabbing it with your mouth. Or you can do a little sexy dance in front of them and then hold open your garter or thong string out to them. Most guys would probably get the hint if you just keep staring and smiling at them with your garter open expectantly.

    Sometimes, in that club, if a guy would give another dancer money to tip with, it was common practice for the dancer to put the money in her cleavage and the dancer on stage would grab it out of there with their mouths. But I would often see a girl who had been there awhile - if someone tried to do that to her, she would shake her head and say "I don't do that," and then direct them to put the money somewhere else so she could grab it with her boobs or do a little dance before grabbing it with her hands. It never spoiled the "show" and she wasn't taking it with her mouth. There are ways to redirect (most) people while still being flirty about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    I once worked with a girl who wore tip jar shoes and would place her heel on customer's shoulders to gesture for a tip, this worked for her.
    Tip jar shoes??? What in the world is this wonderful invention?
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    ^ They have clear platforms with a little slot or door so you/customer can put money in them. Pretty nifty!
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    Like these ones?
    They've been around for a while, actually.


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    I hate money that's not fresh out the atm (aka been touch by hella people most likely with dirty hands) getting on my skin and body.

    I prefer tips on the side of my bottoms or the center of my top where my cleavage is if they want to see magic tricks with the dollar bills.

    I hate when customers try to stuff money in the front of my bottoms or the back of my bottoms. And I never thought they expected you to use your mouth so I never did.
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