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    Smiley Dying to get back on the pole

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    Default Re: Dying to get back on the pole

    Well, you certainly know how to party.

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    LMFAO! Do you live in NY by any chance? lol

    (You don't have to answer this question. It just sounds like something that would happen in New York.)
    "Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"

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    Wait, what? Really?

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    Default Re: Dying to get back on the pole

    If you do it naturally (give birth), it'll be a much quicker recovery for you to get back on the pole.





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    I hope the C-section goes well for you love!
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    Hope your birth went well! I'm sure you have a beautiful baby!

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    LOL, not what I expected to read when I clicked on this thread! For me, coke is right up there with clogged toilets and creepy bosses when I'm trying to feel better about being temporarily unable to work.

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    Let us know how ur birthing went!


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    I had a baby that was breech at 32 weeks and I was freaking out b/c I didn't was a c section scar. The doctors were able to turn him around before I delivered the week after so I didn't have to. They just did it manually outside my belly.

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    I love this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffTiff View Post
    I had a baby that was breech at 32 weeks and I was freaking out b/c I didn't was a c section scar. The doctors were able to turn him around before I delivered the week after so I didn't have to. They just did it manually outside my belly.
    That's amazing!


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    Default Re: Dying to get back on the pole

    ECV (turning a breech baby) is 60-90% effective depending on the baby's position. I had no idea about it until I started learning about all natural birthing a couple years ago. How on earth do you do a cesarean without cutting muscle, though? The only way I can imagine that working is with an even more obvious vertical incision that splits the muscle.

    Also, I've never had someone snort cocaine off my ass at work, but it's been fun the times it's happened outside of work so I'd be down for getting paid at the same time!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    The csection went awesome. I had them play "throw sum more" in the operating room lol. I'm totally mobile and physically feeling great. Mentally, I'm a fucking wreck. I'm battling some depression that I knew was inevitably going to rear it's ugly head... BUT I cannot wait to get back to work and I wish I could post pictures on here because I'm so proud of my itty bitty baby boy that I made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skripper View Post
    The csection went awesome. I had them play "throw sum more" in the operating room lol. I'm totally mobile and physically feeling great. Mentally, I'm a fucking wreck. I'm battling some depression that I knew was inevitably going to rear it's ugly head... BUT I cannot wait to get back to work and I wish I could post pictures on here because I'm so proud of my itty bitty baby boy that I made.
    Congrats on the baby boy and being mobile after a csection.
    A throw sum mo baby is likely to be a hustla

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    That's awesome! Congrats on the baby boy!!! my "baby" just turned 5 today. Kindergarten here we come! (and I'll be crying all the way)

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    Congrats on your new baby !

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