So two days ago I come back to work from my self imposed three month hiatus and I see signs all over the dressing room stating that baby wipes are no longer allowed. Apparently corporate had to spend over 40 grand to replace and repair all the bathroom plumbing. Dancers were flushing wipes, tampons and strangest of all , their underwear ! I'm like, what in the actual fuck is that about?! Who the hell runs around flushing their things down the toilet? And most importantly , why the hell are you constantly having to get rid of your underwear . Sketchy much? I mean seriously . I just don't get it. Anyways, the buildup of wipes and things was so insane that the ceiling below the bathroom actually caved in. Yes, I know how crazy this all sounds. If the manager, who I happen to be really cool with, hadn't shown me the pictures I wouldn't have believed it myself. Fucking disgusting. No way in hell I'm gonna stop bringing baby wipes to work thou and I told management as much. Luckily, I'm not a crazed moron so I know how to walk over to trash can and dispose of them properly. You know, like a normal human person. The fuck. Still shaking my head about the whole ridiculous situation and the fact that corporate thinks the solution is to have a bunch of sweaty, probably smelly dancers running around. Btw, the club I work at is considered a higher end club, spacious and beautiful . Behind the scenes is a whole other story apparently...



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