
Originally Posted by
domina
You guys ever get the occasional drunk customer who acts really sweet at first, like he's enjoying the dances and wants to get to know you better, but when its time to pay, he freezes-
and when you demand the money, he all of a sudden starts acting surly and offended? And not only does he NOT have the money, he also gets loud and mean, calling you names, etc?
It's weird, I used to get them once in a blue moon- not often at all- but this week alone I got two, and they were super similar.
The first one (a few shifts ago) was bragging about how he is a music producer and has "girls riding his dick all the time" and was inviting me to go play with him at his penthouse, and when i asked him to pay for the dances first, he froze, then flat-out refused. I told a bouncer and we got money from his friend instead, all while this boy is screaming at me that I'm a whore, i should do escorting instead, etc. So dumb. I retorted, "Escorting is awesome, but you'd still have to PAY ME!" The guy's friend gave me an extra tip when he handed me the money. I told the guy's friend that since he gave me an extra tip, "i won't punch [him] in the face." The friend then said, "If you punch him in the face, I'll punch YOU in the face!" And then the bouncers had to intervene again. Management had a talk with me in the DR about how I need to step out of the situation next time, instead of causing things to escalate. I thought it was kinda funny how I was reprimanded for NOT punching anyone. I really wanted to! But I held back! I showed self-control!
Last night another drunk boy tried the exact same trick. I think it might be that their egos think they're such hot shit they can cop dances for free, and then they're upset that they actually can't. This guy was $5 short and still hollering, "You're a WHORE! A filthy, disgusting WHORE! You're a piece of shit! You make me sick!"
But instead of threatening to punch this one in the face, I just calmly told him, "Take that home and go to bed with it."
And i hope he does.
Anyways, advanced hustle technique, maybe? I could start hexing bad customers. Prayers work, and so do gentle, deliberate curses. I won't wish them any additional evils, i just want karma to hand them back the same dishes that they served.
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