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    What are your weird, funny stripper habits or rituals? I don't know if there's already a similar thread (apologies if so), but this came up in DR conversation and I thought it would be a fun topic .

    Over the years, I've only developed 2 that get me odd looks in the DR. Both are things I picked up from other dancers over the years.

    *I put pink lipstick on my nipples (because tanning makes them brown).
    *I put dark brown eyeshadow in my belly button (it draws the eye to the center of your stomach and makes you look slimmer-kind of like err contouring).
    “Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe

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    I sit on the counters, crisscross-applesauce. I can't see my eyes close enough to do makeup otherwise!
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    What's wrong with brown nipples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by newb2 View Post
    What's wrong with brown nipples?
    ^Nothing, that's why it's a "weird" habit .
    “Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    I sit on the counters, crisscross-applesauce. I can't see my eyes close enough to do makeup otherwise!
    How about a magnifying mirror? I need to use one always, I have a double compact 1


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    I count things in dances like it's currency. "Oh, that dress will only cost me 3 dances, that's not bad."

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    - I lick Q-tips before attempting to fix smudged mascara, eyeliner, or eye shadow. It works really well. If I just dip them in water, they drip. If I lick them, they're just wet enough.

    - I learned to put dry shampoo (like "Psssst!") on my hair roots to get more volume. People think I don't wash my hair...

    - Bending over and misting hair spray on my butt and legs... it looks hilarious in a dressing room mirror. I use Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs to cover up bumps/bruises and I seal it with the hair spray so it doesn't rub off as much.

    - Rubbing sugar free mints on my nips to make them perkier.

    - Rubbing alcohol/Purell "sponge baths" after particularaly gnarly VIP rooms.
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    Ooh! Ladies, there's sanitizing spray! There's 2 kinds (that I know of) One's called Everyone, I have the peppermint/citrus, (frm W.Foods) the other's @ Vitamin Shoppe, called Clean Well, alcohol free, safe for kids, herb scent, moisturizing.
    Hate the gels, they're too gloppy for me.


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    I have uber small feet so I wear these little footies to make my stripper shoes fit.
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    Well, I bring a hand towel to stand on as I take my socks off. Then I put one shoe on, stand on the floor, then the next shoe on, then I can step off the towel. I do this when getting dressed to go back home as well. I also wipe off my feet before putting on socks...like my feet were exposed to germs in the air or something. Then I clean off the bottom of my stripper shoes before putting them in a ziploc back and then put in my dance bag, because club floors are nasty as hell.

    Sometimes I contour slight abs on my stomach with blush brush and bronzer if I'm feeling fat. I say slight because I don't draw them on heavily or make a distinct 6 pack. It's just a little shading, that when the lights hit me at certain angles it really looks like I have a sculpted stomach. lol

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    I collect drinks. Like the little girl from Signs. So usually I'll have an orange juice, a cranberry juice, a coffee, a sprite, a soda water, a glass of wine, a mixed drink, and so forth.

    I'm also a member of the sittin' on the counter club. I dont feel right when my legs arent squished up against my body, lol.

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    If I am dancing at a new club where I don't have a locker I take a bike lock with me and attach my suitcase to a bulky dressing room item such as a table, chair, locker, etc and then put another pad lock on the zippered part itself. Girls always make fun of me for attaching my stuff to the dressing room fixtures.....I don't care, I might be paranoid but i've never had any of my stuff stolen. If a girl really wants my stuff that bad, shes going to have to drag a table out of the club too.

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    ^ Ooh yes. I refuse to work in any of the clubs here that don't have lockers. I lock EVERYTHING up, especially drinks and food. I get weird looks, since most of the girls leave all their shit, including bar drinks without lids, just laying out on the counters, but I'm uber paranoid about getting drugged or something.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

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    I wipe my shoes with baby wipes, I put baby powder on my whole body, keeps me smooth and dry. Even put some in my hair cuz it absorbs some excess oils.

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    When I go to work I bring the bare minimum I need and I never bring a thing I would miss. Bitches be stealin...

    I leave my ID in my car cause what if a girl or a custy got a hold of it?

    I put makeup on my body- bug bites, blemishes and old scars.

    I slather coconut oil on my puss so that I look "turned on" for stage purposes.
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    If I'm going to eat or drink anything, I hide. With the number of girls rumored to have been drugged, I'm paranoid.

    I'm also obsessive about washing my feet.

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    Whenever I got dollar bills in origami critters, I would keep them as is. I felt they were lucky tokens. I had swans, spiders, the all-too-often airplanes. I kept them in a box.

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    Oooh there are some gr8 tips in here! Love the bike lock one, N.Nicole!


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    Each shift before i walk in the club i put my purse in my trunk. The dancers are allowed to smoke in the dressing room and I don't want my purse to reek like cigs. I pack myself a peanut butter and jelly and fruit snacks each night I work as well.

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    Sanitizer sponge baths! I know there's a spray, but part of it is the tactile thing for me...I actually hate the sensation of being touched so I put some on a paper towel with water! OCD...

    I also can't talk to anyone until I go on stage. I have to go on stage to get into my stripper mentality and be ready to hustle. I also have this weird phobia of guys asking to see me on stage/going upstairs when I'm due on stage so I'd rather wait until right when I come off.

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    I don't deposit $1 bills - must be changed into larger bills preferably $20+
    I prefer to be in silence in the dr - don't want to be sidetracked by uninteresting or negative convo
    I take the scenic route to the club
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    I walk around buck-fuckin'-nekked. I take my clothes off as soon as I sit my stuff on the counter, then do everything to get ready (make up, hair, rubbing in lotion very well if I forgot to moisturize at home, any body makeup if I need to cover something, latex, perfume, etc) before even getting my outfit out. At the end of the night, the first thing I do is take my outfit off and do all my de-stripper-fying before putting my clothes on. I actually picked up the habit from a veteran when I was a baby stripper. I've never found it strange, but other girls think it's weird and/or tease me.

    I use Boudreaux's Butt Paste on my ass and bikini area.

    If I'm in the dressing room during shift (not when I'm naked at the beginning and end of the night,) I sit on the counters instead of chairs.

    I go through phases with shoes. During the summer, I go barefoot as much as possible when I'm not on the floor - meaning I come to work barefoot and spend most of my time in the dressing room barefoot. During the winter, I won't let my bare feet touch the floor any more than is absolutely necessary - like when I need stable footing during a dance.

    I'm sure there's other stuff that the girls find weird at work, but they're not inherently "stripper habits."
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    I use eyeshadow for face contouring. Its the only product I could find in the right color, with grey undertones that really look like a shadow and not just bronzer.

    I used to use hand sanitizer EVERY time i touched money. my immune system has since become stronger due to less stress in my life so i have since abandoned this habit haha.

    I wear the same thong every day and wash it in the sink before work and then use a blow dryer to dry it.

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    Oooh just remembered, after almost every customer I go to the DJ booth and get hand sanitizer. It's half sanitation, half so I can stand there 'doing something' while picking out my next target. I always find some kind of safe zone where I can either feign 'busy' or am out of sight, to pick the next customer from.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Oh, feminine protection! If I use tampons, I don't cut or tuck the string. Instead, I wrap it carefully around my inner labia because my majora are "fat" enough to keep it in place. When I have one, I use a menstrual cup, which all the girls think is insane.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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