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    I read in another thread about hustling the Latinos, that one member here tells them that it's double for touching. I'm sorry, I don't remember who it was! But I thought that this was a good idea, and thought, "why not say that to ALL customers who get grabby? Ew, I know how that sounds!!! It's Not meant in a way of promising extras, but when they get grabby and annoying (squeezing your tits, for example), I thought about telling them that that costs double to do that. Like an asshole tax! I get annoyed when they try to push boundaries!! I thought I'd try it tonight, but has anyone ever done something like this, with much success? or does it just piss off the customer??

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    I mentioned an "asshole tax" but it's definitely not a racial thing and more of an asshole thing. And I don't tell anyone double for touching (which could potentially put you at risk of getting in trouble with your club or even LE!) Simply put, if they're an asshole and they accidentally pay me too much or pay with a bigger bill, they don't get change and I won't be honest with them. And if neither of these happens, you bet they get hustled for a good tip.

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    Default Re: The Asshole Tax

    Quote Originally Posted by MelissaRenee View Post
    I mentioned an "asshole tax" but it's definitely not a racial thing and more of an asshole thing. And I don't tell anyone double for touching (which could potentially put you at risk of getting in trouble with your club or even LE!) Simply put, if they're an asshole and they accidentally pay me too much or pay with a bigger bill, they don't get change and I won't be honest with them. And if neither of these happens, you bet they get hustled for a good tip.
    Oh I def didn't think you meant it on a racial way!! It was just in that particular thread.

    and you you make a good point about LE. As I was typing that, it sounded like bargaining for extras, which is def not my intention either.

    just hate gropy ass customers lol

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    I know several girls who will charge a $10 'asshole tax' if the guy has ignored repeated warnings about touching her inappropriately. They end the dance, tell them it's $xxx for the dances plus the 'tax'.
    I think the key to pulling it off is to be dead-fucking-serious when you charge it. You cannot be visibly upset/hysterical/etc., you have to be basically just annoyed and all business with them... like, "Okay, that's it, that'll be $40 plus $10 for breaking the rules." Give them that "I'm waiting..." look. If they argue, you tell them they can either pay up or you'll get the bouncer, who won't like to hear about how he was trying to put his hand down your thong.

    I would make sure that your management/bouncers have your back before doing it. You'll look hella stupid and be in trouble with the club if they disagree with this. Our bouncers LOVE to beat people up and shake them down, and they nearly always side with the girl, so we can do it without much repercussion.
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    I'm so trying this with the next asshole that tries to touch my lady bits.
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    I second having your staff behind you on this one... Good luck getting an asshole to comply without them if he's already blatantly disrespecting you.

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    Also, if you're literally going to charge them an asshole tax (as in, $20 for a dance, $10 asshole tax), it's best to say a dance is $30 as opposed to explaining. They're less likely to put up a fight that way. Unless your club has clear indicators of how much a dance is ("menus" on tables, or if he's had a lot of dances.) Even then he might be too drunk to complain.

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    Our club does not have dancers back - they tell us to collect full payment upfront. So I have to gauge if a dude will be an asshole before I dance for him. Most times I can tell if they overly intoxicated, try to get handsy on the main floor, or say they have some type of fetish fantasy then I quickly whisk them off to VIP and charge the max full price.

    I wish I could charge an asshole tax, a cunt tax, an idiot tax, a waste of my time tax, a furniture tax, and more....
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    I would tell them what the extra $$ is for, because at my club they know all the prices or if they're out of towners, have had them explained to them, and we collect after the dances anyway. Plus I like the idea that they're getting punished for their lack of manners, and maybe they'll save themselves some money and not pull that shit with another girl.

    That said, I give warnings, so I can tack it on with "Last warning, if you do that one more time, I'm ending the dance and charging you $10 extra". By continuing to do it, IMO they have effectively agreed to paying the 'tax'.
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    I've tried this many a time but it seems damn near impossible to get them to comply. Usually they pull the "no money" bullshit. How do you ladies actually manage to extract it from them?
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    That's what I was wonderng. Where I worked people pretty much all know dances are $20 - so if I said "It's gonna be $30.." they'd think I was trying to pull one over on 'em - and it would almost seem like I was except that most people do try to grope you. Also they make us get the cash upfront too.. So you maybe tell them hands off twice during the dance before you hit 'em with "Next time you touch me there I'm taxing you $10" And wait until they pay up before continuing the dance...? I like this idea too.

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    ^I have had guys do the "no money" thing and I go to the manager EVERY TIME and tell him that the guy refuses to pay me for a dance we did. I always tell them up front that touching is double, and when they inevitable do it, buy only one dance and pay me only $20, I always make sure to tell mgmt that they did not pay me, because they didn't.

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    This would NEVER fly in my club. Bouncers don't have our back like that and they would just walk out and find the next girl that allows groping for free. Plus if enough girls were to it (which would also never happen), it would kill our money. No guy would want a dance b/c the rumor would get around that girls are "trying to rip guys off" in the dance room and it's not worth it. It happened at a club near me a few years ago. The place came under new management, the girls were charging whatever they wanted for dances (20, 30, 40, etc all for one song) and the club went to NO contact whatsoever. Guys apparently talk (to each other and in online forums) and you couldn't get a lap dance in that place to save your life. Almost all the girls left.

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    So bribing the bouncer wouldn't work..? ^^ Just curious.. Well hell - if there are forums like this for guys - we should invade them (as men) and talk up our clubs and girls - convince them to get their money's worth ;-)

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