Customers I would like to be banned from stripclubs, (this may offend some people. I don't care)
1) The jealous Girlfriend/wife/fiance. No, I don't want your man. I just want his money. And if he is already wanting to go to stipclubs and grope strippers when it clearly upsets you ...well, why are you with him?
2)The Indian with bad B.O. looking for a blowjob in the cheapest V.I.P room. Not much more I have to say on that one..
3) The 21 year old broke dude who thinks that the 'Now lemmie see your hips swing' song is a 'classic'. Yeah..you know what's a 'classic', kid? Your oh so witty line, 'how about I dance for YOU? ha ha!'.
4)As a matter of fact, ANYONE with B.O.
5)Guys who wear sunglasses inside.
6)Women who think becasue they are women they can grab and slap asses as hard as they want.
7)Troll-ish looking women becasue they are always mean.
Guys who think there are no strippers over 30, (these are usually very old men who were in their prime during a time when women lost all their teeth and died of the black plague at 30, you know..in the 13th fucking century).
9)Guys who give you a pat on the ass while telling you 'no thanks'. 'No thanks' is enough of a disappointment. I don't need your reassuring ass slap to make it worse.
10)Guys who want to kiss in the V.I.P. Go read about S.T.D.'s. Fuck.
11)Guys who say, 'I don't pay for it'. Good. Get the fuck out and go to a bar and bang some idiot.
That's all I got for now! Feel free to add or yell at me for sounding like a cunt with bad grammar. Cheers.



Guys who think there are no strippers over 30, (these are usually very old men who were in their prime during a time when women lost all their teeth and died of the black plague at 30, you know..in the 13th fucking century).
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it's ok, I used to dance, I know how it is!' bs bc if that were true, you would know better. I also don't care if you're a house girl who's in on your nite off to entertain your mostly useless mates. If you didn't pay to work that nite, keep your fanny in your chair. Bloody attention whores.
unconscionable


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