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    Customers I would like to be banned from stripclubs, (this may offend some people. I don't care)

    1) The jealous Girlfriend/wife/fiance. No, I don't want your man. I just want his money. And if he is already wanting to go to stipclubs and grope strippers when it clearly upsets you ...well, why are you with him?

    2)The Indian with bad B.O. looking for a blowjob in the cheapest V.I.P room. Not much more I have to say on that one..

    3) The 21 year old broke dude who thinks that the 'Now lemmie see your hips swing' song is a 'classic'. Yeah..you know what's a 'classic', kid? Your oh so witty line, 'how about I dance for YOU? ha ha!'.

    4)As a matter of fact, ANYONE with B.O.

    5)Guys who wear sunglasses inside.

    6)Women who think becasue they are women they can grab and slap asses as hard as they want.

    7)Troll-ish looking women becasue they are always mean.

    Guys who think there are no strippers over 30, (these are usually very old men who were in their prime during a time when women lost all their teeth and died of the black plague at 30, you know..in the 13th fucking century).

    9)Guys who give you a pat on the ass while telling you 'no thanks'. 'No thanks' is enough of a disappointment. I don't need your reassuring ass slap to make it worse.

    10)Guys who want to kiss in the V.I.P. Go read about S.T.D.'s. Fuck.

    11)Guys who say, 'I don't pay for it'. Good. Get the fuck out and go to a bar and bang some idiot.


    That's all I got for now! Feel free to add or yell at me for sounding like a cunt with bad grammar. Cheers.


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    Default Re: Please stay out of my club

    Quote Originally Posted by Climber View Post
    Customers I would like to be banned from stripclubs, (this may offend some people. I don't care)

    Guys who think there are no strippers over 30, (these are usually very old men who were in their prime during a time when women lost all their teeth and died of the black plague at 30, you know..in the 13th fucking century).


    That's all I got for now! Feel free to add or yell at me for sounding like a cunt with bad grammar. Cheers.
    LOL!! The Black Plague!!

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    Default Re: Please stay out of my club

    Guys who crowd the bar with their buddies (or alone), and are there just for a fkn beer. Just go to the damn wing/sports bar that's around the corner. You're taking up space for the spenders.

    Cheap fucks that wanna grope you during a $20.00 dance. No, I don't approach those assholes, and then they look at me like a bitch when I decline. Wah.

    Big groups of "wooooohoooo!!" girls. Um, no. Go celebrate your bachelorette party somewhere else or something. I'm not taking a dollar from you, especially with my mouth. Gross.

    P.S. This should be a sticky.
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    LOL this is the perfect list! You hit the nail on the head with all your descriptions. This is all true too, especially number 1. That's why I don't go up to couples or women. Let's see who else...

    -Mid life crisis losers who think they're still young and hot and like to brag about their ''nice cars'', but don't give us any business. They just want us to feed their own selfish ego. Give it up old man! We're not here to preserve your youth for nothing.
    - Sitters. The guys who sit at the bar and drink and watch, but don't get dances or spend money. Go to a regular bar asshole! We don't do what we do so some cheap scumbag can watch us for free and do nothing but take up space.
    - Pimps. Enough said.
    - Drug dealers who try to recruit girls as customers. Enough said
    -Hookers who pose as customers and try to solicit their prostitution services to our customers. Bitch find your own clients!
    - Guys who think they are ''too good looking'' and entitled to free service because of it. Because everyone knows strippers just want to find a good looking guy to fuck for free!
    -Hacidic Jews. They are very similar to Indians because they smell bad, are dirty and want to fuck for free. They have literally asked girls to fuck for free! They are cheap and disrespectful and want to do everything for nothing.
    -Guys who don't spend any money at all at the club but tell you they will spend money on you if you see them outside. Uh why should I reward you with my precious time outside if you aren't spending anything on me at my work?! Loser!


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    - The photographer. Yes, I will take your card, I will also take your money.
    - Guys who "accidentally" slip their hand down your thong and then apologize. You're not sorry. It wasn't an accident.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

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    Aspiring journalists. Go write your exposé someplace else.
    Sociology students who want to study us for some paper they have to turn in.
    Out-of-towner looking for drugs.
    Amateur porn producers attempting to recruit talent.
    Anyone (besides the costume lady) trying to sell strippers something, including those selling Jesus.

    And my biggest pet peeve: Bachelorette parties. What, getting tossed from the Gay Bar wasn't a big enough hint that maybe you aren't in the right place? Pony up and hire yourselves some male strippers, ferchristsakes and GTFO of the strip clubs!!!!!


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    Pimps trying to sell you the "lifestyle". Fuck you dude. Just fuck you.

    One told me his girl just bought him a nice car- told him I don't like scrubs who rely on bitches to buy them things, my men buy me shit.


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    This's a great thread! S/b in stripping, though?


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    Fat women who want to dance... I'm a size 8-10 but very athletic (triathlons, mud-runs, gymnastics etc.) so I do a lot of pole work and floor work on stage. I don't need 300 lbs women tipping me $1 and trying to talk to me through my entire stage set because they are "thick like me" and if they had my "confidence then they would dance too". Bitch please don't trivialize what I do and don't compare yourself to me, I've always had weight issues but I'm not stuffing my face with McDonalds and I don't have a muffin top in size 22 jeans and no you couldn't do what I do and if you tried I would pay you to keep your clothes on.


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    ANY women ITC who want to dance while the actual dancers are performing for a living -- I don't care who the fk you are, or who the fk you think you are. I esp don't care if you want to throw out that trite 'Oh honey it's ok, I used to dance, I know how it is!' bs bc if that were true, you would know better. I also don't care if you're a house girl who's in on your nite off to entertain your mostly useless mates. If you didn't pay to work that nite, keep your fanny in your chair. Bloody attention whores.

    Extras seekers & providers. I'm certain that even a half-assed search on Amazon or eBay would turn up sm lovely deals on balls. Go find sm for yourself & ring/be an escort -- keep your illegal shit out of my damn workplace, you unconscionable Likewise, any enablers of extras.

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    One more I forgot to mention; guys who go to strip clubs with the intention of finding a girlfriend! LOL. "No I wont get a dance, but I'd love to take you out and have you be my girlfriend". Arrrgh!


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    That young group of college aged guys, with their school sweatshirts and lame baseball caps. No money, too drunk, no respect. When they say something and it's supposed to be a joke but it's not funny and they look at you like a freak who is not getting their genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Pink View Post
    Fat women who want to dance... I'm a size 8-10 but very athletic (triathlons, mud-runs, gymnastics etc.) so I do a lot of pole work and floor work on stage. I don't need 300 lbs women tipping me $1 and trying to talk to me through my entire stage set because they are "thick like me" and if they had my "confidence then they would dance too". Bitch please don't trivialize what I do and don't compare yourself to me, I've always had weight issues but I'm not stuffing my face with McDonalds and I don't have a muffin top in size 22 jeans and no you couldn't do what I do and if you tried I would pay you to keep your clothes on.
    Oh my god!!! Yes!!! Bitch, you're not thick, you're fat!

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    Guys who neg

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    Default Re: Please stay out of my club

    People I want to see banned:

    -Overly talkative customers who would only tip like $20 dollars for a whole hour!
    -Customers who say "you're too good for this".



    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Pink View Post
    Fat women who want to dance... I'm a size 8-10 but very athletic (triathlons, mud-runs, gymnastics etc.) so I do a lot of pole work and floor work on stage. I don't need 300 lbs women tipping me $1 and trying to talk to me through my entire stage set because they are "thick like me" and if they had my "confidence then they would dance too". Bitch please don't trivialize what I do and don't compare yourself to me, I've always had weight issues but I'm not stuffing my face with McDonalds and I don't have a muffin top in size 22 jeans and no you couldn't do what I do and if you tried I would pay you to keep your clothes on.
    Two things:

    -In Virginia, there was a club that hosted a weekly amateur night. About twice a month, a very fat woman (over size 22) would go (wearing size appropriate lingerie, thank FSM). There were times in which she was the winner.

    -I was turned down from a club that had about two dancers as big as the dancer from the first example (but in Texas)...at a size 12 and no gut (but plenty of T/A). In other threads I mentioned the irony behind this odd decision. PM me for more details.





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    ^ Honestly I don't care how big or small another dancer is, I've seen some very large women make money in the SC cleanly and some very small and "attractive women" make no money. I just don't want these women messing up my stage show, trying to get me to sit with her or taking up any time I could be with PAYING customers b/c they want to compare themselves to me. If they want to tip me to talk to them great, but if not they are just another time waster. I work out 3-5 times a week, eat healthy (except when PMSing) and have a pain disorder, which caused to be be over 200lbs before (I did not dance then, but I did dance up to 180lbs). I lost most of the weight after a lot of time, effort, blood and sweat to help my body be healthy, me to be happier and to get back into dancing and the working world. My issue is that if I can do it, then they can do it too. It has taken me years to be the woman I am today and I don't appreciate the woman who doesn't pay me and trivializes how hard I work, how hard we ALL work, because she is "thick like me, but doesn't have the confidence to dance"

    And back to the topic... Please stay out of the club weird, old, stinky guy who CUT A HOLE in his shorts so mister happy came out when I started dancing for him! I screamed and ran away, got a bouncer to kick him out but he's not banned so he could come back again, (shudder)
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    The "nice guys" who "Get it" and then proceed to try to systematically beat down boundaries.

    Why won't you kiss? Is it because its personal? Other girls do. It makes no difference. if you partner found out its over. etc etc
    Insert whatever they want and 'should' get because of how 'respectful' they are.

    I hate you.


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    Yes. The guy who stinks. Especially like urine.

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    I guess you all feel my pain as much as I do yours. I never thought this thread would have so much sympathy, but I suppose we all go through it. I thanked every response because you all brought up stuff that is quite valid.

    My biggest looser of the evening tonight: A time waster of the midlife crisis genre who kept telling me he was 'just good like that' as his glasses kept falling off his head. It would have been cute of he had bought a dance soon after...but no. This gem was so caught up in his own wonderful that he proceeded to talk to me about Roman Gods, the meaning of rings, and ask me riddles. The crowd was so bad that I wasted a good 20 minuets with this dumb ass. Sure enough, after paying me a million compliments and no money, of course, (and telling me i was smart enough to keep up with him), he managed to earn the place of worst custie of the month by not tipping me ONE mother lovin' cent. Yep. The usual time waster. My fault for being made so desperate by a shit fuck crowd that I gave him all my energy.

    And this moronic puke had the balls to say to me it's 'Saaaaad' that I don't have energy for pets...kids...relationships and such. Because one thing I tell these people when they ask if I have stuff like that is, 'nope. All my energy goes to people here. I have none left over'.

    Anyhoo...thanks, you guys, for listening to my rant and joining in. I am also pleased that many of you get annoyed by the wooo girls and typical idiotic female customers with no respect.

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    Let me also add that I agree... the women coming into our work places and acting annoying, then trying to relate to us or act like they know what we are doing better than us or can give us advice drive me bonkers. I call then civilians. No, they would cry if they had to deal with a lot of the shit customers say and do to us. They do not have the physical and mental strength or balls or confidence we do, (usually. When they act mean or catty then you KNOW they don't).

    It is like me going up to a Navy Seal, a rocket scientist or a mother, (I have no kids), and saying I know how he/she feels.

    And yes, I used to be thick but always strong and I never ate fast food or shit like that...and fat women who would say things like 'we have the same body', drove me nuts becasue, although I have nothing against women who are bbws, I was not one just becasue I was thick. I had muscle and no belly...just thick ass and thighs from exercise. I hate that shit too.

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    The customer who only wants to rip apart every girl in the club during her stage show! I don't bad mouth any dancer ITC and I don't want to be an accomplice to any negative talk about my co-workers: so stay at home and talk to yourself b/c your issue isn't that the "girls aren't hot enough" it's that you are so cheap, insecure and a bully, your only fun is to try to hurt ppl.

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    The guy who spent all his money earlier that week and expects all of the girls to hang out with him for free b/c he previously spent money on us.

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    Another one I forgot to mention; "massage guys". They dont spend money or get dances, but they'll rub your back and shoulders for free. I dont want your fucking grimey hands rubbing me if your not paying for it! Some girls at my club will actually let these guys do it for free, encouraging these cheap bastards who just want an excuse to feel you up without paying for it. I'm here to work, not get fake massages!


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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned sweatpants-man yet.
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    FWIW a lot of those mentioned also diminish the experience for the other customers, so I'm on board.

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