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    Inspired by the You Know You're a Stripper & You Know You're a Camgirl threads. Fill in the blanks, joking or serious, be it a vanilla job, a trait or an ethnic/nationality reference.

    A favourite Polish joke of mine -- You know you're Polish when you can list all the differences between Poles, Czechs, Slovaks, & Slovenes … & remain convinced that Poles are vastly superior, in spite of all the glaring similarities

    You know you're an animal lover when you box up the two dead dove chicks that fell out of their tree at your job, & bring them home to bury them. (Actually did this tonite, the doves were only a few days old & landed on the pavement in front of one of our displays. Whatcha gonna do …)

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    ^^Awww, sorry to hear about those poor birdies. R.I.P.

    You know you're a vegan when you avoid the meat section of the grocery store like the plague!

    You know you're a coffee addict when it's the only thing that gets your lazy ass out of bed.

    You know you're going through PMS when all you want to do is to take pain killers, eat chocolate, watch a sad movie, and cry. <- (this is me right now, lol)
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    You know you're lazy when your laundry has been sitting unfolded in the basket for a week... and will probably stay there until you need the basket to do more next week.

    You know you're a dog owner when you procrastinate getting your car vacuumed because they'll just get hair in it again.
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    You know you're Polish when you're hung like a Kielbasa! My ex bf's favorite.
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    You know you're a grouch when you post in petty annoyance daily lol.

    You know you're bored when you check stripperweb multiple times a day waiting for new topics.

    You know you're an introvert when you could care less about the latest party / event and would rather curl up with a good book or movie.

    You know you're from the country if you've ever eaten animal parts like pigs feet or cow tongues.
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    ^^^^ I love you! I am all of these!

    You know you've worked in retail for far too long when you can properly wrap eight shotglasses & two 4x6 picture frames in under two minutes.

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    You know you're Jewish when all your customers at some point choke on your hair during dances. Just can't afford the three hours it would take every day to straighten it!

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    You know you're a cop's daughter/sister/niece/cousin when you see 'dime piece' & your first thought is 'dime bag' followed by 'Saturday night special'

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    You know your monolingual boss thinks his underlings have all lost their minds, when he walks in on an animated discussion of Les Misérables complete w/ singing, & almost entirely in French. This was me & two coworkers today during our lunch break.

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    You know you're an adult when you realize that the toilet paper has run out, and no one will replace the empty roll but you.


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