Have something random to say? Customer shoved a strange object up his butt? Did you accidentally fart on cam? POST IT HERE![]()





Have something random to say? Customer shoved a strange object up his butt? Did you accidentally fart on cam? POST IT HERE![]()
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I once saw a really old guy using some sort of medieval looking CBT (cock/ball torture) device. It was HUGE and metal, looked almost like a Bowflex. He took me exclusive on SM just so I would watch him as this strange machine pulled him up by his dick, his whole body was off the bed he laid down on. It was all very bizarre and at first I thought it was a video or recording so I asked if it was real and if so give me a thumbs up and he did.
Saw another guy eat chunks of shit off a giant dildo. That was gross. lol
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One of my favorite weirdos is a guy with a different kind of match lighting fetish... he lights a match, sticks it inside his urethra (flame-side out), and challenges himself to jack off before the flame burns down to the tip of his cock. It's kind of like a miniature firework show when he cums... the match shoots out with an ejaculation explosion. Highly entertaining, and all I have to do is watch and react. I love it.![]()





Damn, ladies! Where in the cam hell...? Man, those all sound awesome!
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Another favorite... a guy who gives me the most random topics, and basically wants me to talk as much shit as possible, fully clothed. Notable quotes: "Tell me why you hate my grandma", "Why are third world countries so weird and poor?", "Why do rhinos suck so much?", and "Would you spray paint my dog?" ... As weird as it is, it keeps me on my toes. Kind of feels like I'm doing some kind of improv/stand-up comedy exercise. One time I got to do it while crushing/dancing on top of a bunch of grapes. I seriously wonder if he is legitimately getting off, or just seeing how much weirdness I can keep up with for his own twisted entertainment. He just goes "Mmmm" the whole time, and always thanks me and compliments me at the end. Haha.



Also just want to add... for me, nothing is truly ever "TMI." I think I've always had that mentality, but webcamming certainly reinforced it.![]()
I don't have any crazy stories to add yet, but I do have a question. On all these shows where the dude just wants you to watch him do gross stuff (eating poo, pen up the dick, etc)... are they happy with honest gross-out reactions or are you supposed to pretend to be fascinated/turned on/what? X)
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Pretty sure I mentioned this in another thread, but I had some dude pay a large amount for a nearly hour long skype show just to have me watch him pop his pimples. He had terrible acne all over (back, butt, chest, neck, face, in his ears... literally everywhere), and he made me pick which ones to pop. Weird as fuck, but he was polite and I didn't have to do anything except tell him what to pop.





pimple dude wanted fascination. It was my natural reaction tbh... Like I've been camming for YEARS and have never had anyone ask for anything like that except him. Was it weird? Yes. Was it gross? a bit... but I just kept thinking that it could be way worse. I mean I'd personally rather watch an hour of pimple pops than an hour of gaping asshole being fisted.





Had a guy tell me it was his birthday and he wanted me to sing him Happy Birthday. Stuck a candle in his pee hole and lit it. Instead of blowing it out when I told him to make a wish. He pulled it out and flipped it. Yep, stuck the burning end of a candle down his pee hole.





This is the most epic descent into a game of 'This One Time At Band Camp' that I have ever seen. And the stories just keep getting better!
I've farted a couple times lol....I assumed they didn't notice lol....also seeing a guy suck his own penis was strange lol
Oh fuck, I seriously couldn't breathe after reading some of these because I was laughing so hard.
My weirdest is not that bad compared to the ones I've read here, jesus.
I had a guy who put 7 solo cups upside down and asked me to pick 3 of them. The three items I picked were a set of keys, a bulldog clip and a iPod nano. He then wanted me to tell him where to put these items in/on his body.
I made him put the bulldog clip on his balls and attach it to some pubic hair, the iPod up his butt half way and play his favorite song out of the earphones, and the keys went up his nostrils. Then I told him to cum into one of the empty cups and drink it.



LOL at the boflex machine. Omg
Not as weird but this guy would pvt me totally naked. I was really bored so I told him it would turn me on if he would shove something up his ass. He said ok and chose this travel sized hairspray bottle. LOL What was funny is that he owned liquor stores etc. Then I thought, never buy from the mystery box.



Love this thread idea!!
I have a regular who pisses in a cup. Then he sticks things in his dick; his favorite is to take franks red hot sauce, dip a long q-tip in it and slide it down his urethra. Then he jerks off, pulls the q-tip out, cums in the glass and drinks. I can't even begin to imagine how this routine came to be, but I'll gladly sit there doing nothing and watch him. He's been coming to see me at least twice a month for a year now.![]()



In my experience they want to see a genuine reaction (which for me is usually full of weird facial expressions; a mix of fascination, laughter, disgust, and a lot of verbal "Oh my god, wow, holy shit bro that's insane" kinds of things.) They don't usually just pop into C2C without some warning/communication first, so I always ask what I'll be doing ("Do you want me to get naked / get off with you / do anything special?") If they just say "No, just sit back and watch" or "Tell me what you think" then that's what I do. If you don't actually watch it, or pretend you think it's arousing when it's clearly disgusting, I'm pretty sure they'd know and would leave.
I m notorious for being clumsy and kicking myself put of pvt shows with my elbow on the space bar..I've learned to turn it off and move it now..lol
I have seem some weird backgrounds on cam to cam , and even a guy who said he was cumming on his face, I swear it was cgi it looked like added to the video little blocks of bright white like t.vs that have the noisy black and Grey screen...he was also doing a back rollover in front of filing cabnits.. lol




When I first read this thread i thought there's nothing that could go in here until today.....I got a guy who makes his
" balls dance" yup he bends over and announces them like its a fucking circus performance and he jiggles them and makes them dance
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My few cents
- The guy who fucked himself with his own penis, not fully hard, but oh my he is flexible (yoga rules). He promised to show me something I had never seen. Oh yes, I hadn't by that very moment.
- The guy with like 1,5L bottle anal training himself and I was supposed to say "in and out" faster and faster, like really fast. I had drool all over myself by the end of pvt.
- When in the middle of the roleplay and I was a hypnotizing Black Widow I got my kitten broke free out of the kitchen up to my leg...those little sharp claws and I was getting her off my leg while cosplaying with poker face. Mission accomplished yet it hurt.
Sometimes I wish I had another cam to record what is going on behind the scenes really...
I had to google this after I read it! Apparently things like diet, age, and antibiotics can create yellow semen, which usually doesn't mean its a bad thing, but can sometimes mean an infection. But with blood also in there, its usually a infection and/or STD.
It would have been hard for me not to tell him to see a doctor after seeing that! lol
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