What's the oddest thing you've ever seen in a strip club?
I got the question from this video. Fast forward to 1:52.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG_2jyYYT5k


What's the oddest thing you've ever seen in a strip club?
I got the question from this video. Fast forward to 1:52.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG_2jyYYT5k




I was working a day shift and these old people from the nursing home came in with their aides. One introduced me to her and said "this is Barbara, today is her birthday"....ummmm WTF?! LOL.




Amish (or Mennonites as they are known out west) youth on Rumspringa would visit a club I worked at. They still wore their traditional clothes and both the men and women would come into the club a few times a year.
Dude came in and when asked for a dance he said he had to change his diaper. Wth?!? Never mind.
Another dude sitting at a table and when asked for a dance said he was waiting for his sister?!? Wtf!
Drunk college broad decides f*ck it And jumps her happy a$$ on the main stage on a crowded Saturday night. A huge no no. And security rush to make her get down.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”





A bride in full wedding gear (veil, train, full dress and makeup.) I actually took a cell phone pic but it was so dark you could barely see her. Some wedding parties "barhop" as some sort of farewell to the bride and groom....I guess she didn't want to feel left out when they hit the stripclub.
My guess is if you decide to get married something like strippers at a club can't be as scary as an entire future gambled on ONE person.





I've seen to many to list. Lol.



A porn star visited our club once and I couldn't understand why she had a following. She was a super average looking girl with a crazy hairy vagina and a really weird costume that looked like a middle schooler playing dress up badly. During her "dance" she pulled out a silicon dildo and asked the bartender to throat fuck her with it. The (female) bartender looked terrified, and after a little convincing she awkwardly moved it up and down while that weird girl kept trying to violently ram it down her throat. I thought it was the least erotic thing I've ever witnessed, but the guys seemed to love it. I don't understand men.




Hmm, a grandma of 65 poledancing :p





Me, my first time (embarassed if seen by someone I'd see again), but not by those beauties onstage.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.



Back in the late '90s to early '00s, it was the wild west in SF -- pretty much, "do what thou wilt" at some of the no-alcohol extras clubs. I've seen on girl, who was known as one of the domination girls, drag a naked guy out of the (curtained-off) private VIP room, by a leash attached to various body parts, for a quick walk around the club, while everyone hooted and hollered.
Another one, "odd" for me, was a bench-clearing stripper brawl at one of the declasse clubs. I could feel the tension between two girls who were standing maybe six feet from me, so wasn't surprised when they started throwing down. No cute little catfight here, they were dropping bombs on each other. The weird thing is, the benches all cleared, hockey style -- it ended up a giant scrum of what I think was a 4 on 4 fight, but what with all the punches and "fuck you bitches" going on, it could have been 5 on 3 or 6 on 2, who knows, but it ended up one heaving mass of angry strippers. It took the HUGE bouncers at least a full minute to break it up.







Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread.
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What the hell, seriously?? That explains a lot of awful experiences and even more awful pickup lines. xP "Do you like getting face fucked?" NO. NOBODY LIKES THAT. xP
Sometimes I think I side with Japan on this, censor that shit for adults. Men apparently can't be trusted not to become borderline sociopaths in their sexual endeavors. So glad I've managed to find a few men recently who prefer giving oral to receiving!! Seems like most of them are totally oblivious to the fact that women don't enjoy being used like blowup dolls.





Two patrons snuck off to the VIP to make out..guy patrons.
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At the Tattletales in Levittown a midget got pissed at the atm and started to kick and shove it. He almost got crushed by it.
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Just curious where you got the 40% statistic from? But, mine-physically viewed, not heard about: -a guy in a kilt, several little people, a wedding party(the bride got dances from me), people puking-peeing-crapping outside the front door, a couple having sex two feet from the stage, a New mom lactating on my face after I tipped her (never went near her again), a girl on her first ever dose of E having unprotected sex in a very busy lap dance room, and a girl sitting with a couple who sat with a for a couple of hours for, what she confirmed, was free. Cuz she does this for fun. We're awful For doing this for money, btw. Yeah, she didn't last long.
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I witnessed a dancer torturing a customer with his own lighter.
+ burning arm hair
+ burning chest hair
+ twisting/pinching his nipples
+ burning the hair near his nipples, missing (deliberately?) and hitting his nipple with the lighter flame.
+ telling her to do it again.
He seemed to really enjoy it and tipped well.![]()
THIS right here!!! I saw girl after girl go back into vip with this creepy old dude. After about the fourth girl he comes out and everyone at the bar noticed he has a damn vibrator hanging out of his pocket. Wtf?!?!? Ugh!!!!! I was so disgusted I dry heaved in my mouth.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”








^^I assume she meant that it's a mouth rape roleplay and not actual rape. Are you just going to attack every post wherever you think you see an in to insert some more of your bizarre mens' rights?




I'd have to say the phone booth in Men's Club- Dallas. The unique thing about it was that you could select several different background sounds while making a phone call to whoever. Choices included DFW airport, a bowling alley, an office with printers/faxes running, etc. I don't know if it is still around (was last there ~ 7 years ago.) I've never seen anything like this in any club, before or since.
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