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    Anyone got any good revenge stories to share? It could be revenge on anyone. Customers, ex-boyfriends, ex friends/roomates, co-workers, bosses, etc. The best revenge I ever got was a prank I pulled on this asshole ex customer of mine. He was so cocky and full of himself, for no good reason. Just a complete idiot and a rotten person. What I did was prank call him on an old prepaid phone I had that was untraceable. I texted him one day saying Hey, you know your number is on a bathroom wall! He got really nervous and was like what bathroom wall?!? who is this? I'm gonna report you to the police for harrassment! I prank called him a bunch of other times over the next month using different numbers and having my guy friends do all the talking. They would be like hey baby, I saw your number on the bathroom wall, I'd love to hook up! One of my guy friends even pretended to masturbate over the phone once when he picked up! LOL! He got so creeped out that he eventually had to change his number. It was hilarious! Of course, his number was never written on a bathroom wall, haha. Anyone else have any good stories?

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    The only revenge story I have was when I was 13. This guy used to "bully" (I put it in quotes because he'd try and annoy me but I always beat him up lol) me and my friend which eventually made her anorexic. I had had enough so me and my friends made a cupcake with laxatives and put it on his desk saying it was from a secret admirer.

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    They should have left this guy in the barn, serve him right

    http://www.chron.com/news/local/crim...ex-6318573.php

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    once i was talking to a girl and she told me how she did a revenge.
    So, she used to live with a guy for a year or so. Once she came back from study and apt was empty. He left everything but took his clothing and disappeared did not explained himself.
    She got suprised...not in a good way. He did not left any note.
    She knew that he was from another city and knew his parents's address.
    She saved money and went there by train.
    She found his house and started to spy.
    He got a new gf and already during this month married to that gal. So he got a wife.
    That girl who told me this story went to the store and bought sunflower seeds, hermetic foam. She waited untill he will go home, she foamed his door and keyhole. After went outside and put all those sunflower seeds over his car, birds shitted over car and peeled painting. She also i think took air out of tires.
    After she sit on the train and never cared what happened to that dude.
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    Actually my friend placed an ad on a gay site with her ex bf phone number. And asked to write all their kinkiest fantacy on his phone number.
    Dude have to change his phone number he got so many msg.
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    When i used to study at school. We used to serve food for whole our class. We had only 4 boys at our class, and i had problem with them. They used to do pranks on me.
    Medal always would find a winner.
    So i bought laxative and put in their beverages. Each fucker got over 40 pills in their glass of juice. Non of them show up next days. Bon appetite.
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    I used to date a guy. But i decide i dont need that anymore. But he would not let me go. He used to call at night and scream at me and etc. But i changed a phone number and goodbye fucker. But yet that after taste from those relationships strayed with me.
    So one morning i used to sit on the balcony and what i see..
    He is going to work.
    I thouht this is a perfect moment for a revenge(ofc this thought flew true my mind like sunlight) i jumped out of my chair grabbed all eggs we had 20 in fact. And dropped on him from 3 floor. Afetr i hide and checked his reaction. Made my day!
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    Ghengis Khan is the man! Sounds like my kinda guy lol

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    A new girl at work way always a cranky bitch to me every shift we had together, 11years ago. So for three days all I ate was canned asparagus. I then swiped her Calgon Hawaiian ginger body spray to the bathroom. I will never forget the scent, gag. Dumped half of it out and peed in the bottle. After throwing it back in her bag and watching her coat herself in it I never got upset with her snapy mouth again. I would giggle and tell her to piss off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by krystal.s View Post
    A new girl at work way always a cranky bitch to me every shift we had together, 11years ago. So for three days all I ate was canned asparagus. I then swiped her Calgon Hawaiian ginger body spray to the bathroom. I will never forget the scent, gag. Dumped half of it out and peed in the bottle. After throwing it back in her bag and watching her coat herself in it I never got upset with her snapy mouth again. I would giggle and tell her to piss off!
    OMG! Lol that was hilarious. Did she notice the stench?

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    No, if you've ever gotten a whiff of Hawaiian ginger you would understand.
    Admire her if you will, but imitate her never, said the parents to the enamored children.

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    Yeah I've never taken a whiff of it. I don't think I'd want to lol.

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    I posted this in another thread, but I thought it's relevant to this topic.


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    One of my personal revenge stories is also posted in this thread.

    A site that I used to read all the time.

    A restaurant coworker from b4 I started dancing -- don't even get me started on what a POS this guy was. I put a healthy squirt of Visine in his drink & he was out of work for four glourious days.

    Also, my drug addict ex from uni as I was packing my stuff from our apt the day I left him -- thoroughly scrubbed out the toilet w/ his toothbrush, then put it back in the holder.
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    Lol I have quite a few.

    1) Right before I started dancing I was hanging out with a guy for around 6 months. He would never call me his girlfriend even though everything we did was like in a relationship, going out to eat, to parties, watching movies, making out, him sleeping over. I was lonely and bored so I put up with it. I later found out the reason he would never call me his girlfriend was because he already had a girlfriend he failed to tell me about. He never admitted it though. One day he just blocked me no explanation on Facebook. I had then just started dancing and was working at a terrible ghetto club and getting propositioned for sex every shift and asked for my number. One day I had an idea to just give them his number and let him deal with them. I gave every guy who asked for my number his and flirted my ass off with guys and offered them my number even if they didn't ask. Gave his number out to at least 20-30 dudes. Since he didn't know I stripped and my stripper name is nothing close to my real name he had no proof it was me haha.

    2) I had two tool guys in college trying to use me for sex/make me their booty call. That stuff happens all the time I'm sure you guys know. I understand guys want sex and it's natural, but I made it clear to both that casual sex was not what I wanted. They didn't respect that answer though. Also both were rude to me. Guy #1 I found out made fun of me for working fast food at the time and said I dress like a slut, wear too much makeup etc. Guy #2 was a frat boy he would call me at 4 am when I was sleeping, wake me up and ask what I was doing. The bars at my school close at 2-3 am I knew he would try to get laid there and when that failed he would come back and call me. I got fed up with them both. Both lived in the same building as me, neither one knew each other. One night I decided to take revenge on them. I called guy #1 told him that I'd changed my mind and I did want to have sex with him after all. He was like I'm studying now but I can take a break for a quickie. I replied "great what was your room number again?" he told me. Then I called guy #2 told him the same thing that I was horny and wanted him now. He said he was down for it, but his roommates were watching a movie so he couldn't have me over right now. I replied that's ok you can come over to my place. Then told him the other guy's room number pretending it was mine. A few minutes later he texts me and says "I'm here." So I text the other guy and say "Hey I'm here, open your door." A few minutes pass and that guy replies "um why was there some random dude standing outside my door?" I don' t think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. I simply replied "Well you wanted someone to hook up with, so I sent you someone else who also wanted someone to hook up with. You two have fun!"

    The worst revenge I've ever heard though was this guy I used to work with. He told me he found out his gf at the time cheated on him. So he took her shampoo bottle and mixed in some Nair. She went totally bald. Poor girl lol.

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    Great stories! Gives me some ideas, I'll have to use them on my next victim LOL!

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    Oh lord, ok I think the most evil thing I ever did was right at the end of high school. I had this "friend" who was a real manipulative bitch and took advantage of how nice and innocent and shy I was back then. She knew I had a longtime crush on one of my guy friends, and she went after him big time, hanging out with him alone, majorly throwing herself at him etc. It didn't even work, but she also tried to turn our whole group of friends against me and have me ostracized when I called her out on her sneakiness, typical high school bullshit(I know lol, sounds like no big d, but to a 17 year old head over heels for the first time with hella social anxiety from years of being bullied...yeah.) Anyways, a good friend of mine was with me one night we were hanging out at the mall talking about how much of a cunt this chick was pulling this shit and all of a sudden I was all like "fuck being nice, I'm not taking this shit anymore." I guess I kinda finally snapped haha. Now that I think back I think this was a turning point in my life.

    So: we went to my friends house and loaded up her van with two litter boxes worth of cat shit, vegetable oil, and some stink bombs my friend got from her little brothers I believe. We chucked some of the cat shit onto her trampoline in the backyard, and threw some upstairs into some open windows along with a stink bomb, and wrote "Fuck you Bitch" beside a drawing of a penis in vegetable oil on the brick patio in front of her door. Doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but this is the kicker: apparently the vegetable oil stained this brand new patio her parents had just put in, and would not come out so they had to have it replaced at a cost of a few k...but that's not all. Because I was such a "nice" girl up to this point, this evil bitch had no idea it was us, and thought it was this other evil bitch who terrorized some of our other friends throughout high school, was a huge liar/rumor spreader, basically made a lot of people miserable type of person. Anyway, this girl whose house we vandalised and this other chick were fighting at this point so when her parents called the cops she told them it was this other evil girl who must have done it, and the cops went to her house and pressed charges and EVERYTHING and she had a restraining order against her!!!!

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    I found out my 23-year-old exboyfriend was cheating on me with a 16-year-old. I reported his ass, and is a registered sex offender now.





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    No real revenge stories for me. But, BF worked for RadioShack when he was in college. An awful place to work if even half of what he says management did is true. Sadly, I believe everything he said is true about the place. Retched place to work. Anyway, he was a "key holder." BF told his store manager that he was going on a job interview for a career job. After all, he was about to graduate from college with an engineering degree, he should be looking for a real job. The manager told him not to say anything about it to anyone, just take the day off. BF had several interviews and did just what his store manager told him. He took time off, and went on his interview.

    BF settled on a job, took the offer and told his manager that his last day working would be the last Sunday before finals started. The manager told him not to give notice, but instead just to work his schedule and then on the last Sunday, put a "I quit" letter on the manager's desk and be done. The manager scheduled two "key holders" for BF's last day at work so BF could just leave his keys with his letter on the manager's desk. Everything seemed to go fine until the Friday before his last shift and the District Manager some how found out that BF was quitting on Sunday. The DM was furious and called the store. He told BF that if he quit, he'd never work for RadioShack again. Told him he'd have to work late and close on Friday night. Then, the DM called back at closing time and told BF that he was fired for "disloyalty." So, BF closed like always. Locked up, like always, but, instead of taking his keys home, he threw them on the roof.

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    I have a guy friend who told me a revenge story he did like over 10 years ago. This one girl pissed him off. And he had her phone number. So he made up a fake online profile on MSN (back when MSN was popular). He uploaded a picture of this hot porn star as her photo. He made out her profile saying that's she's a nympho, loves sex, and can't enough of it. He then messaged a bunch of other MSN users asking if they would like to have some hot xxx fun with her. Her phone was ringing off the hook. She had to stop personally answering it and set up the voicemail to take the calls lol.

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    I had a supervisor at my first aviation job who had a habit of leaving his mobile phone all over the place. Nearly every1 had had sm incident or incidents w/ this guy, not just me … a real stereotypical, macho Mexican jackass … one day he left his phone out on the picnic table at work & a couple of the guys nicked it, figured out the password, then changed it, after replacing his ringtone w/ the theme song from The Little Mermaid.

    Once I placed a bumper sticker on the car of a flamingly homophobic male coworker, which read 'ANAL INTRUDER'

    One of my police relatives got an asshole coworker into a spot where he was basically forced to resign -- this coworker did a lot of the kind of crap that makes ppl rejoice & dance in the streets when good cops are injured or killed in the line of duty. Thing was, there was just nvr quite enough evidence to make anything stick, even once the guy had developed a reputation. My relative caught him essentially using company time to handle his personal traffic tickets in court, put in the call to their supervisor, & there was finally no getting round it since he had to sign in & sign out at the courthouse. Altho he was permitted to resign, karma did come back round to him later, but that's another story.

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    this one is a disgusting and immature revenge story that doubled back on me. my old bf and i had this common enemy and one night my bf took a big huge nasty shit and we drove down with it on a paper plate, and he plopped it on this guys windshield. well, the next day i was at work at the gas station ( long time ago) and i was emptying out the windshield washer buckets and discovered his big huge shit right in it..and i had to clean it out. i guess i know where the guy cleaned off his windshield

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    one night my bf took a big huge nasty shit and we drove down with it on a paper plate, and he plopped it on this guys windshield
    This really made me laugh, I'm imagining it in my head lol driving along with a paper plate of shit

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    So I just found this site called MastersOfRevenge.com and they have a bunch of pranks to choose from. Prank calls, prank texts, prank emails and even mailing prank packages to your target's house! Best of all, it is all done completely anonymously and 100% legal! There is no way for your target to trace it back to you. I'm gonna order their STD testing kit and mail it to this skank I used to be friends with lol. If anyone wants to get their revenge anonymously, you should definitely check out the site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krystal.s View Post
    A new girl at work way always a cranky bitch to me every shift we had together, 11years ago. So for three days all I ate was canned asparagus. I then swiped her Calgon Hawaiian ginger body spray to the bathroom. I will never forget the scent, gag. Dumped half of it out and peed in the bottle. After throwing it back in her bag and watching her coat herself in it I never got upset with her snapy mouth again. I would giggle and tell her to piss off!
    I don't know what was worse: the tainted body spray or eating canned asparagus for three days?

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    Once a bitch lost her mind and started harassing me for no real reason. Acting all stank and mighty. So, I used her past and the fact other people already spread rumors about her to then be able to convince a group of girls to turn against her and when we all saw her at a party, ludacris song came on and everyone starts chanting "You's a HO.....HO!" and pointing and laughing at her. Lol!

    https://youtu.be/JxsfEio0L8Y

    I prank called a dude I was dating after I discovered he was a womanizer. Same dude always made me drive to see him so after getting tired of wasting my time and gas I told him I had no car (I let a relative borrow it). I moved my car so he wouldnt see it when he pulled up. He comes over but drives around the parking lot and discovers it 'hidden' in a space a few buildings away.


    I "stole" a cutthroat girl's regular.


    A b*tch from my school thought she was high and mighty and when her dude started coming on to me I used that to my full advantage and f*cked him then my friend walks up to her at a party and was like "you with (insert dudes name here)?" shes like "yeah" and then my friend walks off. Lol. Leaving her to figure out the puzzle of why a random broad is asking about her man.


    I wish I had more revenge stories but I don't I mostly just let Karma handle my lightweight.
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