




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest



I guess he
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
Had a blast
WTF?!?!?
WHY??? Was he THAT drunk that he thought he was invincible? That's one h3ll of a way to die.
This is exactly why I LOOK at fireworks, I never touch them myself. I appreciate my body parts way too much to blow them off accidentally.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”





"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Back in the 1980s one of my neighbors held a big Volcano Sparkler up in the air like he was imitating Lady Liberty. In other words, this happens more than you think.*
* California banned a lot of fireworks like that since then...thank God, since the state is now too dry to allow fireworks in most places.
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