For the stupid shit you just did, or the memories that still haunt you.
-I sprained my wrist dancing for a cute girl with glasses. I don't even know how, but it stayed swollen on and off for three months. I just remembered today because I resprained the same damn wrist.
-I got my fishnets caught in a customer's cargo short buttons. We wasted an entire song trying to get untangled. He had to take my shoe off, then my fishnets, and then pull his phone out and use the flashlight because he didn't want to tear them. It really killed the mood. He was on his lunch break and was laughing about how he was going to go back to work and tell all of his friends there about getting a stripper stuck to his pants.
-I trip all the time, and I don't even drink. I swear Houston clubs have more potholes in them than the actual streets.



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I said I was tired, which was true, but




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