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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Default Re: Best of Troll Threads....

    A few gems from our old friend Nikatrina Fury:





    Can't leave out the one where she tries to rationalise how her male, SC-customer friend who's nvr actually worked in the sex industry, has a better handle on it than girls who have danced for yrs.

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    Default Re: Best of Troll Threads....

    ............https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...-off-customers


    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...derated-by-men




    BTW I do mean for this thread to be in good fun and not to be in bad taste- please communicate with me if you are offended by any of the threads I post because I know at times some trolls have gone beyond being 'sport' to being cruel; I have no wish for SW to feel unhappy reading this thread xo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Default Re: Best of Troll Threads....

    The white "night" was classic!
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    I love that the first 3 are all "sociological research".
    I love that most of this "research" is done by women.
    Probably women that WISH they had the guts to be a stripper, but don't, so they'll just be edgy and cool by interviewing them instead.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Ugh this post just rocked my world. Havent laughed this hard all weekend long

    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...=1#post2569154

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    Came in expecting threads by Cyril, leaving disappointed.

    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...mmaculate-Love
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    Ugh Cyril. Wasn't he also Bizmoor or however that troll spells it? That idiot once told me I was too old for him because he was 60 or so and had younger girlfriends. I laughed because 60 is way too old for me.

    I swear all these idiot surveys are probably someone getting their jollies off. I've gotten pm's from these surveys and countless offers of dates. Some troll not long ago started a thread about me turning him down in chat saying something like "why won't women talk to me".

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    Who could forget about trolls asking about stripper's pooping and farting habits. Or when trolls from a bodybuilding forum came here like a year ago. I think those threads were deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    Came in expecting threads by Cyril, leaving disappointed.
    AlmostJaded told me Cyril's posts were gold for laughs, & I thought of him immediately upon opening this thread but had trouble finding anything. for posting sm Cyril hilarity!
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    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...-Ever-did-this

    "She" then PMed me asking if I ever did it outside the club, how I felt about it, etc.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aniela View Post
    A few gems from our old friend Nikatrina Fury:
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    I'm so glad someone else thought she was a troll, or else just... off.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Default Re: Best of Troll Threads....

    Any SPHT threads?
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Oh, god. This one STILL creeps me out.

    Quote Originally Posted by zero202929 View Post
    I mean, don't get me wrong... I know some of these girls have boyfriends (or even husbands and kids...), but still... I'm an extremely attractive and sensual guy. I want the girl to enjoy herself more than *I* want to be... let's just say aroused. Nothing irks me more than when a girl isn't at all "into it".

    Now, I know about the "hustle" and whatnot... but please... if you're not single, don't go up to a young attractive dude... my goal is more to give pleasure than to receive pleasure, and if you have a boyfriend/husband, that kinda means that I'm going to have a bad time..
    Please, please don't try to give me pleasure...

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    I love Caligirl trying to be a fake Hooters girl and promote "Bastard factory"

    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...hlight=Hooters

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Any SPHT threads?
    ???SPHT
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Small Penis Humiliation Troll.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    I realise OP was a member here for sm time b4 this, but ... the longer it went on, the more I thought it had to be sm kind of sad, sad joke.

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    Some really funny shit in this thread.

    I think strippers generally have much better senses of humor than PLs, but that's not a surprise.

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    Actually, Nikatrina Fury is not a troll nor off but someone trying to get into the entertainment industry for years. Frankly, she taught being a stripper or another type of sex worker would be her ticket to mainstream success. However, she quickly realized that stripping and other forms of sex work was too hard for her....she left!In addition, she was all over Second Life asking the same thing in Second Life strip clubs before leaving. Nikatrina was just misguided by the sex worker stereotypes I hope she keeps working at her entertainment career instead of trying to become a stripper or cam girl.




    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    I'm so glad someone else thought she was a troll, or else just... off.

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    Ha, forgot I tried hustling that dude. Hahahahahaha





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    I've got a lot of respect for the cammers. You must have the patience of a saint to put up with that stuff!
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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