Any of you dancers ever had a customer give you a lap dance? Would you let one?
Customers, ever given a dancer a lap dance? would you?
I've seen this happen before and I'm thinking of doing to a dancer I like.

Any of you dancers ever had a customer give you a lap dance? Would you let one?
Customers, ever given a dancer a lap dance? would you?
I've seen this happen before and I'm thinking of doing to a dancer I like.





I doubt that most dancers want some 40-something year old dude like me trying to grind on them, nevermind how many ways I could accidentally injure one of them. Nah, I think I'll leave it to the professionals.![]()




I've had it done as a joke
But it was for lile 30 seconds and then we went back to normal
I would definitely let a customer give me a lap dance -- so long as he paid for my time just as if I were the one doing the dancing. I certainly wouldn't get anything out of it beyond the $$$, but the same could be said of any other customer interaction I have. As long as you're paying and aren't trying any funny business, I can't imagine any dancer would turn you down.




I've had this happen before, several times.
Honestly though it's just really hard to keep a straight face- they ALL think they're being sexy and it's always just hilarious/awkward.
I think almost every dancer has gotten a joke dance from a customer. It was sort of funny the first time but now it's kind of played out...





I've seen guys do it on camera and they always look lame as hell.
I had an ex win a game of strip chess and she asked for a lapdance, but that was at home. Truthfully it was just a little bit awkward as I had never done it before, but she seemed to like it.
I also know a lot of women who have paid male strippers for lapdances and usually anything goes. But that's a whole different ballgame than what goes on in a regular stripclub.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Yes, unfortunately it's not an uncommon occurrence and basically EVERY Saturday night there's some drunk idiot who jokingly does this. If you want to do something fun, spontaneous, original or "special" to impress your chosen beauty, then cash donations will scream louder than letting your body talk.
If (and only if) you are doing this in fun, for a laugh, then why not? In this case, don't actually sit on her and remember to put your drink down before you fire up the groove train. If you are committed to launching your debut male review show upon this unsuspecting dancer-make sure you have your Magic Mike moves down *cue training montage music*. Otherwise, a man gyrating and pelvic thrusting sporadically is just plain awkward.
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese



I actually had a dancer ask me if I wanted to dance for her, my jaw dropped and I just stared at her, I was surprise and so out of my depth (this was earily on in my stripclub goings), I had no idea how to. We ended up just keeping of going as we were, but I can't help but feel like it was a missed opportunity.
I have since observed some tricks strippers use, like what I call the I'm going to call the intensity stare where the Stripper gets right up into your face, staring you right in the eyes, and its like she fucking your soul to death with her eyes, freaked me right out, pornstar James Deen does it to, intense.
Then they're the one I use a lot more, gently teasing someone with your finger nails, making them the tingles.
I've done it in jest a few times to break up the monotony. It's always for girls I have spent a lot of time with. I mock some of their movements, like crawling toward them or sitting in their lap and moving up and down, but usually only for a minute. We laugh and we go back to the usual stuff.
Sad
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.




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